Whose daughters have serviced you most

[LIEN]

i think nimetomba all tribes but majority ni wasapere

[Devil_s_Advocate]

@Rasputin

Ni ukweli madem wakisii hukua wameng’adwa?

Sio wote

[gashwin]

@mtu chuma

Si mambo na hakufeel. I talked to the girl na akasema yeye hua hivyo even her boyfiee alikua anateta about the same thing.

What were you when she was telling you that?

[karema-hitI]

@LIEN

i think nimetomba all tribes but majority ni wasapere

Hakuna shemale wasapere

[Devil_s_Advocate]

I’m a traveller so hapa Kenya, Kikuyu, kale, kissi, maasai, Borana, Turkana, Taita, Luo, Luhya, meru, Somali. outside catering, chagga, mganda,Nyarwanda, shona, Zulu, Indian in Durban, Hispanic, black American, lastly and not least white Americans.

[gashwin]

@Devil's Advocate

I’m a traveller so hapa Kenya, Kikuyu, kale, kissi, maasai, Borana, Turkana, Taita, Luo, Luhya, meru, Somali. outside catering, chagga, mganda,Nyarwanda, shona, Zulu, Indian in Durban, Hispanic, black American, lastly and not least white Americans.

Your soul ties are like the UN

[MarkMarco]

@gashwin

Your soul ties are like the UN

:D:D:D:D:D

[Stepper]

Andu a nyumba, Embu, Luo

[mtadao]

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@Tarantinoh

Depends with where you are. When I was in Isiolo Borana and Meru, Nairobi Kikuyus and Kambas, Eldoret Nandi, Marakwet, Keiyo and Luhyas. Vihiga, Maragoli. kericho and Bomet Kipsigis and a random Gusii. kisii Gusii. maungu, Kambas and Taitas, Chuka, Mwimbi, Chuka and random embian.

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Hey, when were you in Chuka?

[Tarantinoh]

@mtadao

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Hey, when were you in Chuka?

2012

[mtadao]

@Tarantinoh

2012

2009=2015. Used to frequent Kimwa and Muringa kwa yule Mkamba

[Grundy]

@mtu chuma

Si mambo na hakufeel. I talked to the girl na akasema yeye hua hivyo even her boyfiee alikua anateta about the same thing.

Ama she wasn’t feeling her boyfie either

[Capitan]

@Tarantinoh

Depends with where you are. When I was in Isiolo Borana and Meru, Nairobi Kikuyus and Kambas, Eldoret Nandi, Marakwet, Keiyo and Luhyas. Vihiga, Maragoli. kericho and Bomet Kipsigis and a random Gusii. kisii Gusii. maungu, Kambas and Taitas, Chuka, Mwimbi, Chuka and random embian.

wewe umeuwa tribalism:D

[Desoto]

It

@kalenjinkirdit

more than 50 percent nimekamua ni wakisii, wanaingia box haraka sana

Say it’s your proximity to Kisiis,@Nefertities and @Radical Kisii are here waingize box pia

[system]

@mtu chuma

Si mambo na hakufeel. I talked to the girl na akasema yeye hua hivyo even her boyfiee alikua anateta about the same thing.

huh?

[Etigere]

Merians have always made me curious

[Budspencer]

Kabila mingi sana. Njeris make up the biggest number but the best were a merucan, somali and of course hii mgale niko nayo

Halafu sujui if it’s a coincidence but the only two kisiis I’ve milked were the wildest! Hadi nawafunga mdomo nduru ipungue

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

Mutu aki “konga fittu” kama amevaa kondom anaweza pata soul-tie?

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

Speaking of condoms, there is this joke about a Luhya, Woria and Kamba who are on death row.

The day of their execution comes and the executioner tells them that there are three methods for carrying out the death penalty. Decapitation, hanging and being injected with the HIV. He even goes to the gory details. Lastly, he tells them that they can decide who dies first. The Walalo says “waria, whad dhe hell? mimi ataenda kwansa. Hakuna haja ya kuogoba”. He opts to be decapitated and …swish! He is dead.

The Kamba chooses hanging. Insane wails and kicks are endured by the executioner’s assistants before they get his hands and legs tied tightly. He is dragged to the gallows and hanged.

The Luhya walks majestically, sits and receives his injection. Then he walks off smiling and tells his prison mates with a laugh:- abandu abajinga; shivamanyire ikufwala i-kondomu. [stupid people; they didn’t know I had a condom on?]

[AMB_Sunday]

Luhya, mostly Luos and Maasai. Very sweet I must say