Why Are So Many Africans Scared Of Their Own African Religions?

Bakayaro · October 13, 2018, 2:50pm

nairobilay:

Christianity is fucking insane if you really think about it. Can you imagine how that conversation with your great great great grandfathers went…
White man: Hey! you there. I have come to tell you about God
Guka: I already know about him. He lives up there in the mountain. i pray to him
White man: That’s not the wrong god.
Guka: How do you know?
WM: Coz i have a book
Guka: What’s a book?
WM: Its a thing were we keep track of things said
Guka: Did your God write the book?
WM: Kinda…he told some people how to write it
Guka: How do you know?
WM: Coz another guy who said he was appointed by God said so.
Guka: TF…So only people who are speak to your God can write books? That makes it credible!
WM: Oh no…plenty of people can write…
Guka: so how do you know they didnt make the stuff in the book up?
WM: Because I have faith that they didnt?
Guka: And why do you have faith that they arent lying?
WM: Coz I have a book…
Guka:
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Merry_Christmas · October 13, 2018, 5:25pm

Lol

Starscream · October 13, 2018, 6:29pm

You are supposed to take in the good and leave out the bad

El_Tucci · October 13, 2018, 7:03pm

Religion gives me more nausea than Gluten.
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emali · October 13, 2018, 7:37pm

Hahahaha yes now Christianity makes sense

system · October 13, 2018, 7:43pm

For me, all of Africa’s traditional religions can be summarized as witchcraft. I’m sorry if that offends anyone.

emali · October 13, 2018, 7:46pm

Kwa hivyo ancestors wako walikuwa wachawi? Kwangu mimi a grown up african believing in middle eastern religions is the real tragedy…

system · October 13, 2018, 7:47pm

In their time walikuwa sawa, lakini after Christianity ikuje basi wakawa wachawi.

emali · October 13, 2018, 7:52pm

Hehehe sawa…lakini unajua uchawi ni hereditary…