Why Is Vanessa Mdee So Goddamn Hot? Captain Obvious Investigates

[Gio]

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Huyu dame wa Live on Blast, tiga tu

[denis_young]

Wacha ata mimi nisign hii register ya Venessa Mdee…She is gorgeous as fuck. Kwanza that lovely smile does it for me.
I used to rest my D in a Venessa mdee look alike in campus. The difference was that shebwas a bit shorter. That is the closest I could get to being with this fine chiq…

[shikoti]

@culture

who is vanessa mdee???

AKA vee money

[WuTang]

Dada ya Tero Mdee. Lakini mimi hapantambua mfupa.

[denis_young]

@Gio

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Huyu dame wa Live on Blast, tiga tu

Huyu anakuwanga feminist vibaya hadi ananipiss off…Nywele pia inaanzia kati kati ya kichwa kama jet li.

[Abba]

@captain obvious

First off, me, I like my women slim. Not that figure 11 slim, no. Slim but figure 8 type. Tiny waist, full hips, shapely butt, flat tummy, cute face that still retains a hint of innocence, you know? What I mean is I like super-hot, super-sexy, super-everything kind of women. Not ratchet, no no. They should be able to strike a balance between classy and naughty. Instead of kuongea miiiiiiiiingi, lemme give you an idea. I’m talking bout Huddah Monroe hivi hivi…
https://cdn.mpasho.co.ke/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Huddah-Monroe-.jpg?x94009
Having said that, and in order to appease feminists who’ll accuse me of objectifying women, which is what I’ve done so far anyway, lemme also state that I like strong, intelligent, independent, blah blah yadda yadda …women.
Anyway, what I’m saying is I like Huddah-like women, not the fat, stinky, sweaty, ugly creatures that most of you post here in the name of kusafisha mecho.
Now that that’s clear, let’s turn our focus to Vanessa Mdee. Ladies and gentlemen where do I begin?
Let’s start by watching this video, taken around 5 years ago. She was already famous but not tooooo famous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYT0OXXAzZw

Wadau, skizeni mtoto wa wenyewe vile ana-massage rusungu. Yaani the words are just rolling off her tongue. Like she’s making sweet love to English with her mouth. (Quick sidenote: I don’t think it’s fair for a Tanzanian to be fluent in English, ok? They should be fluent in Swahili and suck at speaking English, that’s an unwritten rule. The vice versa applies to Kenyans.)
Anyway, haka kavanessa, kako sawa, tena sana…yani saidiiiii. By the way, I only found out the other day that Vanessa Mdee is Namtero Mdee’s sister. By “the other day” I mean around Jan this year. It never hit me that the fact that both of them are called Mdee could be a hint that they’re related. I guess some people are generally slow.
Nimechoka ku-type. I can’t tell you why she’s so goddamn hot. She just is, ok? It’s just nashoro hotness.
End of rambling thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dA5yfX6_30

I’m sure you wanked after posting this . All this hallucinations men have is just a sexual fantasy . That’s all

[Rene_Descartes]

Sasa walevi chukueni hizo kunguru knock knees ziko hapo bar muende mkalale.

[Bakayaro]

@captain obvious

Wadau, naona hapa kuna quorum. Tuite registrar wa saccos wa kenyatalk, mifupa sacco ikue officially rekokonised. For years we’ve suffered under the weight (and stench) of momos here. Never again!!!

:D:D:D:D

[MegaKing]

@culture

who is vanessa mdee???

who the hell is mdee or what her name is?

[Mrs4thletter]

@bouss

Heard kwa chama that she grew up outside tz. That is why rusungu iko refined. And she is a suspected drug mule. That aside hapa hakuna cha kumwaga nje.

I know she studied law at Nazarene university. Drugs?i doubt. She is a smart and talented woman and some sick bugger just has to spread bad rumours

[Mrs4thletter]

Beautiful woman, miss mdee is.
No homo

[WuTang]

@Mrs4thletter

I know she studied law at Nazarene university. Drugs?i doubt. She is a smart and talented woman and some sick bugger just has to spread bad rumours

A good number of Bongo artists traffic drugs.

[Okwonkwo]

wankers si muoe

[system]

@Mrs4thletter

Beautiful woman, miss mdee is.
No homo

All women are bisexual by default. No need to put a disclaimer.