WIFE MATERIAL CHECKLIST

[pamba]

@kadinal

nimeskia but i have yet to encounter Elder can you point me in the rigth direction

Hapana tafuta bibi kwa Instagram, enda tafuta mrembo amelelewa in a full family setting, avoid mrembo amelelewa na single mum…

[kadinal]

@The Beachmaster

1. Age. Must be between 21 and 25 years old, don’t want a woman who has been ‘out there’ too long.
2. Must be living with her parents. It will make it a smooth transition from one family to another, to me independence is overrated. Even if she is working and driving. It also means that there is a change of guard from father to husband. I just can’t trust a woman that lives alone.
3. Kids. I want lots of them, having grown up in a fairly large family myself, it is good for my children to have lots of playmates from within. She better want them too. Na asiwe singo matha, no way am I going to risk my children’s lifestyle for someone who is not related to me.
4. Must not be stupid. Sipendi ujinga mimi. Irrational decisions, lack of loyalty and playing the victim all the time are things that drive me away
5. Looks, between 6 to 8 on the red pill scale, sijui nitranslate aje… Katikati tu, kienyeji kidogo, GMO kidogo. Yaani ratio of GMO to kienyeji is 80:20.

This is just ideal, realistically speaking, huyu ni unicorn wangu. Probably 10 exist in the country :D. Which is why I hit anything that comes my way
Meanwhile, I will be an eternal bachelor, until I cross paths with this fable creature, which may be never.

Well said

[pamba]

@Illuminated

with my advice here you good to go. do not marry an ugly woman consoling yourself with good character bro. marry that most beautiful las, worry not about her bad character. you give her several slaps and her character changes. you see, huyo sura mbaya huezi badilisha…

Elder umedanganya ,kunguru hafugiki.

[pamba]

@kadinal ,ongeza hii hapo
Kama wewe in shiny ,tafuta wife anajua kupika mukimo
Kama wewe ni orangutan, tafuta bibi anajua kupika sembe,from experience Chakula hukosanisha bibi na bwana trust me.

[The_Beachmaster]

@pamba

@kadinal ,ongeza hii hapo
Kama wewe in shiny ,tafuta wife anajua kupika mukimo
Kama wewe ni orangutan, tafuta bibi anajua kupika sembe,from experience Chakula hukosanisha bibi na bwana trust me.

@pampers, kuuliza si ujinga, orangutan ni nani?

[kadinal]

@pamba

@kadinal ,ongeza hii hapo
Kama wewe in shiny ,tafuta wife anajua kupika mukimo
Kama wewe ni orangutan, tafuta bibi anajua kupika sembe,from experience Chakula hukosanisha bibi na bwana trust me.

The way to a mans heart

[kadinal]

@The Beachmaster

@pamba, kuuliza si ujinga, orangutan ni nani?

Sembe was mentioned jijazie kaka

[pamba]

@The Beachmaster

@pamba, kuuliza si ujinga, orangutan ni nani?

Jaruos na lunjes.

[Okwonkwo]

@bjurmann

First things first, point one…1) akuwe Na coomer. You can verify by seeing it or touch touching it. If tick go to point 2)

point 2, does it have low mileage, if tick go to point 3.

[kymnjoro]

@Okwonkwo

point 2, does it have low mileage, if tick go to point 3.

Point 3 is she a log or a dancer… if not, abandon if tick mileage iko juu abandon (Kwani alifunzwa kwao kudoggy na BJ) end of rant

[The_Beachmaster]

@kadinal

Sembe was mentioned jijazie kaka

@pamba

Jaruos na lunjes.

Sande sana, not immediately obvious to some city people like me

[The.Black.Templar]

@The Beachmaster

Must not be stupid. Sipendi ujinga mimi. Irrational decisions, lack of loyalty and playing the victim all the time are things that drive me away

Hii hapa…hehehe wengi wanaanguka mtihani hapa. Especially the part of playing victim all the time…

[gerh_ngo]

Hii ni ngumu kukusaidia. People are different unlike say vehicles which have standard specs. It’s hard to get someone with all the “specs” you want. Therefore you might have to sacrifice some characters for others.
For me I’d prefer a woman with integrity, loyalty, assertiveness, wisdom and of course beauty. However, I don’t have the test for these characteristics I’ve listed but I’d make my formula as I go. There’s a thread in this forum where a talker set up businesses for his girlfriends and from there found a wife, based on how they managed the businesses.

[kadinal]

@gerh ngo

Hii ni ngumu kukusaidia. People are different unlike say vehicles which have standard specs. It’s hard to get someone with all the “specs” you want. Therefore you might have to sacrifice some characters for others.
For me I’d prefer a woman with integrity, loyalty, assertiveness, wisdom and of course beauty. However, I don’t have the test for these characteristics I’ve listed but I’d make my formula as I go. There’s a thread in this forum where a talker set up businesses for his girlfriends and from there found a wife, based on how they managed the businesses.

That is a nice idea i will give them some amount of money and see what they would do with it

[Ka-Buda]

She has to be atleast 3 years younger than you.
She must know how to cook.
She has to meet your threshold depending on whether you are a Tit or Arse kind of man.
Everything else is work in progress… And Compromise…

Thank me later.

[pamba]

@kadinal

Sembe was mentioned jijazie kaka

@kadinal

That is a nice idea i will give them some amount of money and see what they would do with it

Wife material lazima apende na kueshimu wazazi wako.
Usitafute bibi ktalk ,utapata stress maisha yako.:D:D:D

[mr_shairman]

@Ka-Buda

She has to be atleast 3 years younger than you .

To me
I say 5yrs minimum. The rate at which madem wanachapa skuizi utashangaa, sijui ni hizi fast foods wanakula…Just look around you madem mlimaliza na chuo how the look now…

[Illuminated]

@pamba

Elder umedanganya ,kunguru hafugiki.

now, why should I marry a complexion I’ll never have to smile at? naoa that beautiful with rotten character…with several days of slapping she’ll choose btn being tameable or being a kunguru

[M2Random]

@pamba

@kadinal ,ongeza hii hapo
Kama wewe in shiny ,tafuta wife anajua kupika mukimo
Kama wewe ni orangutan, tafuta bibi anajua kupika sembe,from experience Chakula hukosanisha bibi na bwana trust me.

True. Siwes oa dame hajui kupika mukimo…nefa efa

[M2Random]

1. We MUST be compatible…at least 70% of the time. There must be some chemistry.
2. She MUST perform ALL wifely duties expected of an African woman e.g cooking and cleaning…especially cooking. That I can’t compromise. Masomo yake inaishia kwa gate akiingia.
3. She should be religious, because I am not and I need someone to guide me towards heaven.
4. Asikuwe mjinga saaana watoto wasiteseke in case I am not around.
5. Above average looks are fine. Sitaki mtu atavutia mafisi kila mahali…but pia sitaki mtu anafanana na mimi…she better have a round ass. Asikuwe mweupe saana pia (I have my reasons). Chocolate is fine
6. Sitaki Malaya
   Hizo zingine can be worked on during marriage.