WIFE YA JIRANI YANGU

[Kodiaga]

@ChifuMbitika

You are very stupid young man. Bibi ya MTU no kifo kwa karibu. If you have to eat her, take her to Kampala or Arusha(assuming you are both in Nairobi).

Mtu ako kwa single room atatoa wapi pesa hata ya kukomboa lodging

[ChifuMbitika]

@Kodiaga

Mtu ako kwa single room atatoa wapi pesa hata ya kukomboa lodging

Maskini hohehohe!

[Randy]

You are playing with fire utapigwa panga ya rasa ujue haujui.

[Greedy_Genius]

@Kodiaga

Mtu ako kwa single room atatoa wapi pesa hata ya kukomboa lodging

:D:D

[Greedy_Genius]

Luwere. Hivyo ndio watu wengi hupata ukimwi.

[thesavage]

@kevoo

i was heading to the toilets then i saw her, hapo inje kwa sink alikua anaosha plates alafu alikua amejifunga leso covering her boobs all the way down just below her ass but i can see most of her brown thighs.nilijua anapenda miti coz nilimtomba once and i wanted to do it again. i knew her husband was working tonight. I am 24 she is 28 or 29. then akasema ‘‘niaje kevoo?’’ nikarudi nyuma kiasi ‘‘poa sana…leo najua hayuko si utakuja kwa nyumba.’’ . Akajifanya hajaskia akiendelea kuosha plates. mi nikaenda toilet then went back to the house. ten minutes haikuisha nikaskia anaskuma mlango akaingia mpaka kwa bed straight. nikamtoa panty kwanza. Nakwambia tulitombana condoms zikaisha tukaanza nyama kwa nyama.

I have lived in singo rooms b4 (just after high school). This kind of thing is inevitable. Mungu akusaidie tu usipatikane na ukimwi. Mimi niliponea chupuchupu kupata ukimwi. Kamwanamke kalikuwa karembo kumbe awali kalikuwa dem wa kijamaa kila mtu alimfahamu ni mhasiriwa. Mungu ananipenda tu why lie!

[system]

How do you share choo,bafu na sink ya kuoshea vyombo na.neighbours,now you are even sharing wives.lord take the wheel

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Purple

Masaibu ya kuishi kwa singo rooms.

An opportunity for you right there @Purple. Buy a mburoti and put up single rooms with your 95% savings for these guys ndio waendelee kuoshana rungu na ikus while you smile all the way to the bank…

[Ken_Sarro]

Nikiwa college used to live in a single room. It so happened that ile shop ya plot ilikuwa na kadem fulani bwanake ni dere so hayuko most of the time. SIku za kwanza alikua na attitude sana till one day my girlfriend came to visit, a very beautiful taita and time ya kuishia nlimnunulia hapo airtime. kuanzia hapo dem wa duka aka anza kuleta subtle signs nalenga. Kiasi she became my friend on facebook. Nikiwa home aka anza kunishow vile ameni miss and she loves my company. Nikauliza ma beshte wakanishow hapo am staring at death juu dere wa matatu ni wrong number. I openly told her as much as I would like to be her friend naogopa her husband juu pia ndoa yake iko in line. Hio ubeshte died a natural death.

[kim88]

wacha @Jirani akupate.

[Condor]

@Purple

Sasa unataka tukuambie ‘congrats?’ Haikosi kuna neiba mmoja, the nosy kind, who know what went down. Lakini ile siku mtashikwa au mkwamane (lawd! :D) ndio utajua bibi ya mtu ni moto ya kuotea mbali.

Purple nilikwambia nakujua a nurse in the USA always bitter you live with you hubby huko na pia your mum comes visiting sometimes. Your dad has a reputation ya kuwa mean but he is a farmer pale ******** utakula expose one day

[Nicky_Adams]

@thesavage

Mimi niliponea chupuchupu kupata ukimwi… kila mtu alimfahamu ni mhasiriwa. Mungu ananipenda tu why lie!

:D:D:D:D Shait

[Mangele]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Way to go champ. Enjoy it while it still lasts.

When it comes to men…the more money they have…the hornier they become. Money makes a man horny…Faithfulness in men is a sign of being broke :D:D:D:D

[Koolibah]

@poyoloko

yaani badala uombe ushauri hapa jinsi utakavyojikwamua siku ile mtakwamana

[kasaman]

Only foolish men joke with people’s wives !

[Lady_Engineer]

@kevoo

i was heading to the toilets then i saw her, hapo inje kwa sink alikua anaosha plates alafu alikua amejifunga leso covering her boobs all the way down just below her ass but i can see most of her brown thighs.nilijua anapenda miti coz nilimtomba once and i wanted to do it again. i knew her husband was working tonight. I am 24 she is 28 or 29. then akasema ‘‘niaje kevoo?’’ nikarudi nyuma kiasi ‘‘poa sana…leo najua hayuko si utakuja kwa nyumba.’’ . Akajifanya hajaskia akiendelea kuosha plates. mi nikaenda toilet then went back to the house. ten minutes haikuisha nikaskia anaskuma mlango akaingia mpaka kwa bed straight. nikamtoa panty kwanza. Nakwambia tulitombana condoms zikaisha tukaanza nyama kwa nyama.

[Lady_Engineer]

That is dangerous. Take care. But ladies that age do not keep secret for long. She will tell other neighbour’s. Both of you are wrong though.

[jmoy]

@kevoo

i was heading to the toilets then i saw her, hapo inje kwa sink alikua anaosha plates

Kwani unaishi githurai na toilets ziko tao? -

[gooner]

@Ken_Sarro

Nikiwa college used to live in a single room. It so happened that ile shop ya plot ilikuwa na kadem fulani bwanake ni dere so hayuko most of the time. SIku za kwanza alikua na attitude sana till one day my girlfriend came to visit, a very beautiful taita and time ya kuishia nlimnunulia hapo airtime. kuanzia hapo dem wa duka aka anza kuleta subtle signs nalenga. Kiasi she became my friend on facebook. Nikiwa home aka anza kunishow vile ameni miss and she loves my company. Nikauliza ma beshte wakanishow hapo am staring at death juu dere wa matatu ni wrong number. I openly told her as much as I would like to be her friend naogopa her husband juu pia ndoa yake iko in line. Hio ubeshte died a natural death.

This hekaya doesn’t have the ideal ending.

[Globetrotter]

@Lady Engineer

ladies that age do not keep secret for long.

I can tell you for free ladies at whatever age are best at keeping secrets compared to men. Mwanamme atajigamba amekamua ilhali hakuna kitu amefanya, bibi utakuta ndume juu yake adai alimpea mapaja.