Woiye nikopeshe 500

[system]

@muria.mboco

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Grow a pair first before uongee upuss hapa
Chieth Oliktiga

Utaskia no animal was hurt during the filming of this scene

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Ice_Cube

wacha watu wa “A real man blah blah blah blah wakuone”

According to them, a real is one engages in "“jenga jina, haribu mfuko”!

[Jimit]

@muria.mboco

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Grow a pair first before uongee upuss hapa
Mand Oliktiga

Fixed

[Bangaiza_Salinga]

I have experienced those i think they line up like 5-10 dudes hivi figuring a take home of 2,5 to 10k.

Best to ingore such requests and wait for the response texts!

1. Ume get my text?
   Reply: Yep
2. So uta ni help?
3. No reply*
4. Her text / call
5. No reply
   A follow up text the next day or call 90% of the time apologizing for pissing you off with the request! :D:D

[Baba_Toto]

@Bingi

I once asked money from a woman who was trying to request a soft loan from me;

Dame: Niaje Bingi, how are you?
Mimi: Niko poa mimi sijui wewe
Dame: Ni save na 1k nakurudishia Friday (was on Saturday then)
Mimi: Babe una 500 nikwamue pesa zangu on Monday mwanzo ndo nikupe hiyo 1k?
Dame: Sawa nitakupa, but promise utanikopesha 2k basi
Mimi: Sawa

She gave me the 500 ambazo nilimzungusha nazo for a whole week. In the end I gave her back her 500 na kumwambia “sori sana babe, ile stori ilishindikana…shika hizi 500 zako coz nikikaa nazo nitakula zote!” The lady was “aki Bingi umeniwaste, sitawai kuomba pesa tena!”

And this is the trick that I have been using on anyone (sana sana madame) trying to get soft loans from me

That is savage.

[syndicate]

Kuna manzi alikuwa akiinitisha pesa, naitisha onion rings kwanza. Akinipa nazikaranga na mafta(lube) then nakula. Then namshow nimekuwa blacklisted na CRB

[mona_lisa]

500 pekee ndio mnalilia? Peasants…

[KACH]

@kev

Hii tabia ya omba omba huwa ya a chick ulimeet then ukachukua number but haukulike vile.So huwa hana kitu ya maana ya kukuambia, ni mashida zake tu
Mimi huambia mtu atume nyonyo ama puthy ndio nitume iyo doh…

collateral guaranteed

[KACH]

@mona_lisa

500 pekee ndio mnalilia? Peasants…

its not about the money, its the prinicple

[VR4_Mitsubishi]

@mona_lisa

500 pekee ndio mnalilia? Peasants…

Even Chris Kirubi will not just give you any amount of money, hata hiyo mia tano,just sababu you asked for it and you are woman.

[system]

@muria.mboco

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Grow a pair first before uongee upuss hapa
Chieth Oliktiga

:D:D:D:D
Huhuhu.
Nimepatia wewe honorary dim eye degree. Wueeh…

[DeMoreh]

Usiwai waste time ukiombwa loan ya mia tano. mpee ndio akikosa kulipa next time usiitishwe thao kadhaa. Atakua anakumbuka ana doo yako anaenda kuomba kwingine. Always works

[system]

@DeMoreh

Usiwai waste time ukiombwa loan ya mia tano. mpee ndio akikosa kulipa next time usiitishwe thao kadhaa. Atakua anakumbuka ana doo yako anaenda kuomba kwingine. Always works

You think they care? Wataendea suckers Wengine tu

[Bingi]

@DeMoreh

Usiwai waste time ukiombwa loan ya mia tano. mpee ndio akikosa kulipa next time usiitishwe thao kadhaa. Atakua anakumbuka ana doo yako anaenda kuomba kwingine. Always works

kuna wale hata haya hawana, utasikia akisema “nikopeshe thao nitarefund yote ikiwa 1500 coz nina 500 yako”

[DeMoreh]

@Deorro

You think they care? Wataendea suckers Wengine tu

Not my problem. Ngori ukua ishanitoka. Lazma watu wakamuliwe

[DeMoreh]

@Bingi

kuna wale hata haya hawana, utasikia akisema “nikopeshe thao nitarefund yote ikiwa 1500 coz nina 500 yako”

Apo ndio unamuonesha vile ulikua umetegemea io punch kuna kamradi mahali amekukwamisha

[Bingi]

@DeMoreh

Apo ndio unamuonesha vile ulikua umetegemea io punch kuna kamradi mahali amekukwamisha

hiyo pesa ya kupeana mwanzo ndo baadaye nisiombwe ndo sina

[Batman_s_Sidekick]

@KACH iz BACK!!!

its not about the money, its the prinicple

You Know what? We’re going to get caught. Do you know why? There’s a dumb nigga that’s messing up for everybody. That dumb nigga is you.

[magreb]

@DeMoreh

Usiwai waste time ukiombwa loan ya mia tano. mpee ndio akikosa kulipa next time usiitishwe thao kadhaa. Atakua anakumbuka ana doo yako anaenda kuomba kwingine. Always works

Stupid advice. Suppose 100 niggars borrow 1k each from you and fail to pay, that is 100k right there. Are you able to afford such a loss in a year?

[KACH]

@Batman's Sidekick

You Know what? We’re going to get caught. Do you know why? There’s a dumb nigga that’s messing up for everybody. That dumb nigga is you.

SV rudi ukasome nouns and verbs ama nikuitie matiangi