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Hehehehe go slow on him

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Ata mi sikuangi soft hizo sector.but ur woman askin ati unanforce that paralised me sikuamini

Currently i aint speaking to her.

Wee wcha diss

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I hate to break it to u but that chic is getting piped elsewhere. And the reason she denied u coitus is bcoz the previous night she was piped mzuri hadi she got sores. Some sores last up to a week

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8months? You should enter the Guinnesss book of records for perseverance

Pia mimi nime fanyiwa hivyo tu sahi ata ndio natoka kumzindikisha mpaka kwa gate na sija mpea hata fare. Dame tume romance nguo tume toa, dame alikua wet so saa zile nataka kuingia ana sema zii ati we first discuss our relationship…ime bidii nimwambie venye nampenda na hizo mataka taka zote after all that ana niambia wacha afikirie…Nime mtimua mbio, ata kidogo nimpige teke kwa gate aka anguke na huko. Alafu ana guts za kuniambia ati nimhug, saitaan is real.
Ata kuma yake vile mzuri its just cz i was dryspell ya siku tatu

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But si angekaa kwake.i never asked her to come

Ngai njeisu…who will save us.

@ladyp wapi nyahunyo?

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How???

Now go take a selfie with some hot chiq hata kama ni beshte or an acquaintance na uweke kama profile pic whatsapp with some cryptic status… Do this while you ignore her

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Guilt

Ameanza kukudharau.

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Nilishawahi kuexperience same shjkt as that!

Kuna time nimefika maghetoni na demu amenipa mate kama gallon 1 hivi, romance matata, touch za hapa na pale nikahakikisha demu yuko tayari wet kwa ajili ya game…then ghafla ananiuliza eti unataka kufanya nini? I was shocked! Wewe umetoka kwenu hadi ghetto kwangu tumefanya romance and all that romantic stuffs afu unaniuliza nataka kufanya nini?

Matter of fact, mtu akiniuliza swali la kijinga huwa namjibi kijinga pia…kwa swali lake aliloniuliza nataka kufanya nini? nikamjibu nataka nimvue nguo zake nikazifue laundry…!

Huwa sipendagi ujinga Mimi!

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Ni kama kuruka kutoka kwa ndege then parachute ikatae kufunguka. Huo mfuko unafrustrate majamaa.

:D:D:D:D:D:D peleka NV polepole

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