Yaani 50M immenda ivo?

[Brayoo]

@Hash_Tag

Had u planned 10% ya God am sure u would have won. U deserved ua loss.

with the betting laws in kenya (and the Ukora there in) even if I had planned for 90% for God…bado singewin (i now know better)
Lets leave God out of this debate. shall we?

[Riddim]

Am so sorry, pls don’t pretend all is well, go some where private and sob hysterically, that’s the only way all will be gonna be all-right. My grand mother once told me.
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[Electronics4u]

I did also play kiasi but when I consulted kijijini wakaniambia nikome. Was receiving reminders sms every other hour urging me to play on but i ignored up to the end. Did not expect to win either.

[aviator]

This would have been a better budget:
10% (5m)to God. Balance 45m
30% (15m) to KRA: Balance 30m
Parents: 5m. Balance 25m
Children: 10m; Balance 15m
In-laws: 2m. Balance 13m
Nice car for yourself and wife: 3m. balance 10m
Kujishukuru: 1m. Balance 9m
Plot Mushatha: 15m. Balance -6m.

In short, hio pesa haingekusaidia hata kidogo. Would have left you poorer. Thank God you didn’t get it.

[Koolibah]

@Brayoo

Today I made sure my phone was charged to the brim. To the fullest so that I would not miss this anticipated call of my life. The call that would confirm me, Brayoo, as the proud winner of Ksh 50Million on the just ended Zindua Chapaa competition. But it was not to be. By now they must have announced a winner, who I highly suspect will be an insider at Zindua.
Anyway:
The whole weekend I had been fantasizing on what I would do with this Mulla had i won it, and had allocated it as follows:

1. 2.5 Million to go to my parents. (wafanye whatever they want with it coz washaamaliza kunilea)
2. 4.5 Million to go to 3 different accounts at 1.5million each for my future 3 kids college fund(Through an insurance scheme)
3. 3.0 Million towards the construction and completion of my modest house.

(Bado Ngapi?40M!? Scratching my balls:D:D)
4) 10 Million would go towards purchasing a 10 acre piece of land somewhere in Machakos county for speculative purposes.
5) 5 Milllion towards purchase of treasury bills/bonds at central bank.
6) 12 Million would go towards purchasing 2 apartments (one from Safaricom investment sacco and another from Edermann properties mlolongo for renting out)
7) 3 Million towards purchase of a prime plot in Ruaka.
8) 5 Million towards ground floor construction of the Ruaka Plot in 7 above for business rentals.
9) 1 Million I open a pension plan account for myself.
10) 3 ni other things like kumaliza dowry, kufanya harusi, furnishing the house and buying a nice car.
11) 1M Nitolee Sir God. (in various churches, children Homes and Charity organizations.)

SLAP SLAP SLAP to myself!!!
Back to work niccur. Its gone!

Just add two zero to every votehead in this budget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRK_jkjy1zg

[system]

Someone once gave a formula for avoiding the pitfalls of sudden wealth syndrome. Spend 50%. Save 20%. Invest 20%. Give away 10%. Yaani kula raha ya 25 million however you see fit. Fungua account equity uweke 20 million. Mambo ya plot na rentals na all other investments weka 20 million. Give away to beggers ad God 10 million. Continue to live life like before.

[Dunya]

@Hash_Tag

Ungeanza na God 10% in your plans then ungeshinda.
Kuna round next budah; ni kukazana 2 round 2 pia.

Who is this god, kindly elaborate. Is he represented by the worldly pastors. If he is, what happens if a pastor wins, he pays himself the 10%

[bjurmann]

That thing was based on lies…if at all there was 2.5 n 5k every hour,why didn’t they use those winners on telly to earn more bonga points and increase confidence and more participation?

Secondly it was clear even in their sms narrative that the winnner of 1mike was sunday at six. Then they send you messages on Monday telling you to play since the winner of the 100k ako karibu kuchaguliwa…

[Rum]

@Algernon.

If you ever come to such an amount of money suddenly, it would be prudent to hire a financial advisor then don’t spend it for year.

Most importantly, hama Kenya uende Tanzania ama Ethiopia or wherever juu hiyo pesa itafanya mpaka ndugu zako wakugeuke na upate relatives hukua unajua wanaexist.

Halafu kata transformer uweke kwa fridge juu malaya watakumaliza.

:eek::D:D:D

[4makind]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

At least you had a plan

[le_scumbag]

@Brayoo

Today I made sure my phone was charged to the brim. To the fullest so that I would not miss this anticipated call of my life. The call that would confirm me, Brayoo, as the proud winner of Ksh 50Million on the just ended Zindua Chapaa competition. But it was not to be. By now they must have announced a winner, who I highly suspect will be an insider at Zindua.
Anyway:
The whole weekend I had been fantasizing on what I would do with this Mulla had i won it, and had allocated it as follows:

1. 2.5 Million to go to my parents. (wafanye whatever they want with it coz washaamaliza kunilea)
2. 4.5 Million to go to 3 different accounts at 1.5million each for my future 3 kids college fund(Through an insurance scheme)
3. 3.0 Million towards the construction and completion of my modest house.

(Bado Ngapi?40M!? Scratching my balls:D:D)
4) 10 Million would go towards purchasing a 10 acre piece of land somewhere in Machakos county for speculative purposes.
5) 5 Milllion towards purchase of treasury bills/bonds at central bank.
6) 12 Million would go towards purchasing 2 apartments (one from Safaricom investment sacco and another from Edermann properties mlolongo for renting out)
7) 3 Million towards purchase of a prime plot in Ruaka.
8) 5 Million towards ground floor construction of the Ruaka Plot in 7 above for business rentals.
9) 1 Million I open a pension plan account for myself.
10) 3 ni other things like kumaliza dowry, kufanya harusi, furnishing the house and buying a nice car.
11) 1M Nitolee Sir God. (in various churches, children Homes and Charity organizations.)

SLAP SLAP SLAP to myself!!!
Back to work niccur. Its gone!

One: its not slap,slap to yourself. IT’S CLAP,CLAP FOR YOURSELF
Two: usually they say sir God usually takes 10% of your earnings. Not that measly 1M ulikuwa umempangia. N coz they say he is all seeing all knowing,he saw and knew ya plans,that’s why haukuwin. You shudda promised him like 25%,haungeamini umeshinda

[Ebru]

www.poletokakwangu.com

[kijanamrefu]

@Riddim

Am so sorry, pls don’t pretend all is well, go some where private and sob hysterically, that’s the only way all will be gonna be all-right. My grand mother once told me.
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[ATTACH=full]11696[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]11697[/ATTACH]
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:D:D:D:D

[kid_moyes]

@Ice_Cube

BTW si sportspesa is a lesser evil than this, atleast unaona ni wapi ulipotezea pesa

juu we ni mtu spesa we hutumia sites gani kuchambua jp…?

[Ice_Cube]

soccer punter alafu na compare na odds za bet365

[kid_moyes]

Odds za bet365 aje ?vile huwa zinareduce b4 game ianze au ?

[Ice_Cube]

@kid moyes

Odds za bet365 aje ?vile huwa zinareduce b4 game ianze au ?

yep but kuna games sportspesa misleads people by deliberately assigning them huge or very small odds to influence their betting patterns; so its always prudent ku compare across the board

[kid_moyes]

Thanks sikujua hivo nw ntatry hio site na kucompare odds ntakuchapia baadae…