Your first...kiss

system · July 4, 2015, 7:13pm

just outta school i had four friends,Jemmo,Ken.Sospeter and Waceke…we were inseparable. Waceke was a tomboy and we considered her as one of the guys…she would also hook me,Jemmo and Ken up with her friends for DF…Sospeter on the other hand was a very talkative guy but when in the company of ladies he went mute…on further enquiry Sospeter shared that he was brought up in a strict christian home…His dad an African Divine Church pastor (ADC) and his mum a ‘mama Assembly’ in the same church…so they had prohibited his interation with girls…and it was hard for him to relate with girls even at his age…we as his friends tried to help and sweetalked Waceke into helping our friend since he was at ease with Waceke…we go over to his house buy drinks for celebration as we awaited his initiation into ‘manhood’ as we called it…Sos and Waceke enter the single roomed house and we step outside…it took almost an hour and we hear Sospeter scream …alarmed we rush in only to realise he had cum and out of the sweetness and excitement he had screamed and passed out…Waceke was terrified!she thought the guy was dead! We pour cold water on Sos and he finally comes to…looking happy and confused…we have never laughed so hard…he started dating afterwards and he was okay from then…i don’t mean to make fun of your current state…you just reminded me of that moment and now i cant stop laughing

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

gribi · July 5, 2015, 8:29pm

gribi · July 5, 2015, 8:30pm

it should be clueless…

Ice_Cube · May 22, 2016, 5:40pm

just outta school i had four friends,Jemmo,Ken.Sospeter and Waceke…we were inseparable. Waceke was a tomboy and we considered her as one of the guys…she would also hook me,Jemmo and Ken up with her friends for DF…Sospeter on the other hand was a very talkative guy but when in the company of ladies he went mute…on further enquiry Sospeter shared that he was brought up in a strict christian home…His dad an African Divine Church pastor (ADC) and his mum a ‘mama Assembly’ in the same church…so they had prohibited his interation with girls…and it was hard for him to relate with girls even at his age…we as his friends tried to help and sweetalked Waceke into helping our friend since he was at ease with Waceke…we go over to his house buy drinks for celebration as we awaited his initiation into ‘manhood’ as we called it…Sos and Waceke enter the single roomed house and we step outside…it took almost an hour and we hear Sospeter scream …alarmed we rush in only to realise he had cum and out of the sweetness and excitement he had screamed and passed out…Waceke was terrified!she thought the guy was dead! We pour cold water on Sos and he finally comes to…looking happy and confused…we have never laughed so hard…he started dating afterwards and he was okay from then…i don’t mean to make fun of your current state…you just reminded me of that moment and now i cant stop laughing

still funny as hell

daddy_kool · May 22, 2016, 6:17pm

hahaha

The.Black.Templar · May 22, 2016, 6:29pm

nairobilay:

It looks like today is becoming reminiscing-friday. Last week guys were experiencing ma-feelings as we recalled our first crush from @chap’s thread http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/the-first-love-is-the-deepest.5773/
So who was the first person guys kissed…when and where ?

I was a late bloomer. This didnt happen till I was 18 (yes, is said 18!!!). Her name was Nkatha. It was my cousin’s wedding and this was at the afterparty, held on the sports ground of a school. With all my older cousin’s around I knew i wasnt going to pay for a thing so as far as I was concerned, it was an open bar. I was talking with my younger cousin Nash when we spotted this beautiful girl, tall, brown skin, thick hips and fantastic boobs. She was standing by the bar with an equally attractive girl but skinnier. There and then I called dibs on the thick hipped girl and Nash says he’ll take the other. So we walk over say hi. A little small talk and she tells me her name is Nkatha and the other chic is her sister, whatshername. So i ask if she wants a drink and she says yes. So nash and i are ordering drinks like bosses and sending the bills to our cousins.
In the midst of the flirting, nash and i decide we need to split up. So we tell the chics we should take a walk outside. Upon reaching the exit, nash breaks right with whatshername, i go right with nkatha.

It’s a slightly chilly night. We find we have walked as far the rugby field posts and Nkatha tells me she is a little chilly. In the best and corniest fashion i deliver the line “Then let me warm you”. Grab her by the waist and pull her towards me. Cup her cheek, looked her in the eye. She smiled at me. I leaned in, closed my eyes, parted my lips and…contact. The celebration that was going on my head was this:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/20140616/5053279/nasa-goal-celebration-o.gif

Oh glory be! she just slipped her tongue into my mouth…muthafucka you are frenching her!
Somehow I played it all off like i had done this a million times before. We spent the next 40mins making out in that field. SHE EVEN LET ME TOUCH HER BOOB!
By the time I met up with Nash, from the grass in whatshername’s hair and the grin he giving me, he clearly had been up to more than just kissing.

So villagers, (especially @Purr_27 ) do you have a tale for the folks in the office feeling lazy on this friday afternoon?

How Come I am the first talker giving you a like on this one??? Chukua hio like!

kendez_mendez · May 22, 2016, 6:34pm

but your mileage is now higher than early bloomers

system · May 23, 2016, 5:25am

:eek::D:D