After being in the eggs and smokie business which was months of painstakingly pushing my cart around Thika town i had managed to save a modest amount of money. There was an uncle who bought me alcohol during the weekends. Watu wakiegesha magari kwa parking mimi ndio huyu na cart yangu. Anyway a friend to my uncle told me if i had a little money i could lease a quarry in Munyu and i would recoup my money in four months time. I saw my ticket out of poverty within a few years blueline would own a budding construction company. I would sell building stones buy a vibrator, concrete mixer, own a pick up i had figured it out. I was taken to a widowed momo who owned the quarry and after negotiating i was given a lease. I was in business. I embarked on buying mining tools as well as looking for a fundi. Busines wasnt bad it was far much better i didn’t havevto work my money was working for me. I even began buying stones from guys who didnt have the patience to wait for buyers. Hapo ndio sasa nilipatana na a senior traffic officer at Thika guy was called Inspector Ngunjiri na akanipa ka tender ka kumuuzia mawe ya 9 na 6. It was making me good money and we began colluding with his foreman. Tunakata feet pale kwa mawe, hardcore inapelekwa nusu lorry. I dont know how he came to learn about it cz he was a busy guy na hakuwa anaenda site sana. So he called me tupatane Thika nikaenda tukapatana alikuwa na ile Premio mzee ya D4 engine akaniambia niingie nyuma there were two guys in the front plus yeye na jamaa ingine nyuma, nikaketi katikati yao. Gari ikaanza kusonga nkamuuliza kwani tunaelekea Nairobi hapo ndio maneno ililipuka. Two hot slaps akiniuliza mbona namuibia kwani nadhani pesa anaokota chini oooh. Saa hiyo gari iko witeithie tunaelekea juja., kufika highpoint nikaambiwa mambo ni mbili nitoe nguo nishuke nirudi thika ama itakuwa kesi mbaya sana. Nikatoa nguo na kupewa wallet na simu na kushukishwa highpoint kati kati ya barabara nikiwa tu na ngotha. Sijui kwenye watu walitoka nikajipata nimezingirwa na wasee wengine wanacheka wanashangaa niko kichaa au nini…
:D:D:D endelea na hekaya bana
greed kama unaiba iba kidogo half truck seriously ?una bahati haukukula dengu
hahahah…irresistible urge to laugh
weeh!!! 
wanaume kweli upitia mengi.Haya endelea
hii hekaya iendelee hahahaha
He he he, mimi siezi to nguo.
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Made my Monday. That’s a mean ass mofo.
pole boss but cant stop laughing
next what happened:D:D:D:D
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:D:D:D:D:D:D iza brathe
:eek::D:D:D:D unaibia polisi ? hehe
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Nimecheka.
Walukuachia ngotha at least.
He e h he he he he! That’s a very good cop. Alikuangalia akakuhurumia lakini akasema lazima you learn your lesson…
hahahaha…i know this officer