Back in them days some 15 years ago my friend pesta and Marto @Young hawa ni majamaa was kiando chini ya grao. Found me waiting for a through pass in a carwash, since I had already washed several, the chances of a member not showing up and requesting that I wash the cars allotted to his number and taking 50% of the earning to him later on were minimal since all but one had already showed up for duty.
Pesta requested I take him to Gikomba to buy Timbaland boots that were an in-thing for young men our ages back then, I obliged since the three of us passed by to Boni and Ben’s houses and took the walk heading to gikosh, after passing by a slum we came into the open air force ground, as you near majengo slums, the grounds were surprising empty with no young men playing football as was the usual scenario of that place, at the end of the field we met a man we used to describe as a karithongo (Cross-eyed) to the uninitiated, who gestulated with his arms, we ignored him, upon passing him, he whipped a pistol from the small of his back, and their emerged three guys from the vichochoros two of them armed and the other had a torn trousers, the Karithongo gun man asked the guy with torn trousers ‘Ni hawa’ the guy replied ‘Si hawa, hao walikuwa wamekula kidogo’ @incognitus (Told you I was once a lanky lad).
A sane situation would have resulted to us being left to run our errands, but to the constables we were kitunguu, we were handcuffed and taken to pumwani ap line near gikomba, luckily as we were being booked the senior sergeant saw me, he was once posted at my mtaa’s social Hall, and he knew my Father who was also a Tae kwon do coach in the evening, at the hall, he whispered something to the officers and I was separated from the rest, handed a broom and told to sweep a 10x10 area and left scot free.
Remember Pesta had money for the boots, and was the reason for our raundi mwenda, but alikaa ngumu, I had 150 on me from my car washing activities, and the karithongo bugger wanted 200 per head for my 4friends, I had to board 8b Nissan and fundraise from my detained comrades, Pesta included. And that folk as we confirm the fact that rwnbp is my hekaya on being arrested, Hebu angusheni zenyu siku iendee chap chap.
How many guys does it take to buy a pair of boots? One to carry the left shoe, one to carry the right shoe, one to carry the shoe lace for the right shoe, one to carry the shoe lace for the left shoe and one to oversee the process?
:D:D pole brathe. by the way nimewai rushwa hiyo cell ya hapo gikosh na AP flani alikuwa anaitwa Kinyajui. Mjamaa alini threaten ataniwekelea bangi ilibidi nimpatie punch na ndio tu nilikuwa nayo. Hao ma AP wamehangaisha vijanaa sana.
:D:D:D Iza those guys were bad news, But it helped There was a time they dealt with the hapana tambua crew, back in 2010-2012, Those boys could even piga ngeta a relative of one of their gang if he wasn’t present:D:D, hence the name hapana tambua.
jeez now I’m worried(those are all my friends), ebu cheki inbox nimekutumia mbisha, I used to kamua pesta’s sis - stella! hehehehe ebu ingia inbox uniambie vizuri wewe ni nani…
nilipiga corner tu hivi from gikosh towards hiyo area kuna minibus mingi nikapata kama vijana wamewekwa pingu. Kuenda kupiga uturn mmoja huyo kinyajui akaniuliza “unafanya nini kwa vichochoro” maze na nilikuwa main road. kidogo kidogo nimewekwa pingu na naelekezwa hapo kwa AP. Vile niliteta akanishow ataandika amenishika na bangi.
Kuna time hungepita hiyo field iko hapo hizo nyymba za gava mpaka mchana. hiyo time nilikuwa na dame calif giza ikiingia tu hivi illiku2a inabidi nilale huko.
nilipiga corner tu hivi from gikosh towards hiyo area kuna minibus mingi nikapata kama vijana wamewekwa pingu. Kuenda kupiga uturn mmoja huyo kinyajui akaniuliza “unafanya nini kwa vichochoro” maze na nilikuwa main road. kidogo kidogo nimewekwa pingu na naelekezwa hapo kwa AP. Vile niliteta akanishow ataandika amenishika na bangi.