Biggest scare after a DF session.

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Mathaais

Village Chief
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Now villagers we have all posted about our fantasies, hekaya' and the best we've ever had. What was your worst nightmare after a DF session, possible infection etc...... Bring it out, enjoy your anonymity.
 

gashwin

Village Chief
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he he...one day when i was a young strappling who did not know mbele wala nyuma i was leaving the pub coz the money was finished...on the way i overtook this huge mama (size ya @Uwes) whom i teased "habari? si tuende kwetu", and she was like "ni wapi" and I said "pale plot ya mwisho". No other word was uttered. my single room. not a single rubber in all my nooks and crannies. I say kama ni mbaya ni mbaya....come about 5.30 someone is waking me up. there is this huge weight of her thigh on mine...then her hand working me johnie for morning G...i am game and dispense with the details in a shot (pun pun!). then comes the difficult part...
 

Web Dev

Village Elder
#3
contracted a uti infection, peeing felt like you have a thin sword forcing it's way out. After,the pain would take like a minute. Luckily it lasted a two days or three Between treatment.
 

fishmonger

Village Elder
#6
Deep frying a chick then after the second round walaaa, i see blood on the sheets...i had wet fried her before, so i knew si vrgin. i check my whooper , iko sawa, niakogopa kumuuliza what happened. But alikuwa anawika utamu tu during the season. After three months i tested negative and got the confidence ya kuulia damu ilitoka wapi. she told me she was on her Ps.
 

nairobilay

Village Sponsor
#7
Now villagers we have all posted about our fantasies, hekaya' and the best we've ever had. What was your worst nightmare after a DF session, possible infection etc...... Bring it out, enjoy your anonymity.
when my wife was still my girlfriend...DFed and mwagad ndani. He period was late that month but it came eventually. The stress was I hadnt met her mzee na ni bishop!
 

Mathaais

Village Chief
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2011,I have just had a major quarrel with my senior over some unfinished work. Fuming, I swear inwardly not to finish the job in his timeliness. I log into the net, Nairobi Raha, I get contacts of chics in 'massage parlours' and after some calls, agree terms with one on Accra Rd, building called Silvermine, where currently kuna stage ya Embassava. I leave work in a huff around 1pm,go up a floor as directed and meet this nyako chic. We agree on charges, both undress and she starts with massage. Then she asks what extra I want. I innocently ask, what have you to offer? She tells me, raw Bj, sex with cd, anal pegging or ass licking. Sometimes I get stupid, I just blurt raw Bj and ass licking.... weh, tufikishe hapo Kwanza.
 
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john_doe

Village Elder
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Once i had sex with this girl i had met, halfway through the condom burst but utamu ukazidi nikasema kama ni mbaya ni mbaya, after cumming i came back to my senses,, nilipatwa na wasiwasi sana but after 6 months hivi nilienda vct shingo upande, when the nurse told me i was negative i told her to repeat the test again just to be sure
 
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Female Perspective

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I personally don't have anything to share...am like manki when it comes to my health...The only DF I have ever had is with my hubby! Angelique right?
 
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Owuadn

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Not proud of this. When I was in campo I knew this gal who worked as receptionist in Ragvani House in Tom Mboya. One Saturday I was going home and decided to go say hi. The building was so deserted that we talked for a while. Then she said she had to go pee and I said I'll go with her. She laughed BUT didn't say no. She didn't say no. She was wearing animal print underwear. I
worried about pregnancy. She didn't get pregnant but she tortured me for weeks suggesting she is
 

krugger2015

Senior Villager
#16
2011,I have just had a major quarrel with my senior over some unfinished work. Fuming, I swear inwardly not to finish the job in his timeliness. I log into the net, Nairobi Raha, I get contacts of chics in 'massage parlours' and after some calls, agree terms with one on Accra Rd, building called Silvermine, where currently kuna stage ya Embassava. I leave work in a huff around 1pm,go up a floor as directed and meet this nyako chic. We agree on charges, both undress and she starts with massage. Then she asks what extra I want. I innocently ask, what have you to offer? She tells me, raw Bj, sex with cd, anal pegging or ass licking. Sometimes I get stupid, I just blurt raw Bj and ass licking.... weh, tufikishe hapo Kwanza.
i think we screwed the same one, been there, done that (hehe)
 

CORNERS

Village Elder
#17
i dryfried anaa chic who ad a boyfriend by then ended up contracting the claps,,peed fire for three days..apo ndo nikasema dryfry no way ever
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
#18
I have once screwed a lady that was of very similar bodily proportions, I was in a far away land and gave a try on an internet dating site since I had not made many friends and the language was unknown to me, she left work and came to my hostel and was panting as hell, I had a very small bed and she filled it up when she laid down on it. After the act I had to sit on a small chair next to the bed ndio we try and converse with the little english she knew cz we could not all fit on the bed. She later thanked me (found it wierd) and said she had not been dicked in three years.


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CORNERS

Village Elder
#19
I have once screwed a lady that was of very similar bodily proportions, I was in a far away land and gave a try on an internet dating site since I had not made many friends and the language was unknown to me, she left work and came to my hostel and was panting as hell, I had a very small bed and she filled it up when she laid down on it. After the act I had to sit on a small chair next to the bed ndio we try and converse with the little english she knew cz we could not all fit on the bed. She later thanked me (found it wierd) and said she had not been dicked in three years.


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ulipeleka ufisi mbali .3 years na wewe unakamua tu nikama ni talia oyando
 
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2011,I have just had a major quarrel with my senior over some unfinished work. Fuming, I swear inwardly not to finish the job in his timeliness. I log into the net, Nairobi Raha, I get contacts of chics in 'massage parlours' and after some calls, agree terms with one on Accra Rd, building called Silvermine, where currently kuna stage ya Embassava. I leave work in a huff around 1pm,go up a floor as directed and meet this nyako chic. We agree on charges, both undress and she starts with massage. Then she asks what extra I want. I innocently ask, what have you to offer? She tells me, raw Bj, sex with cd, anal pegging or ass licking. Sometimes I get stupid, I just blurt raw Bj and ass licking.... weh, tufikishe hapo Kwanza.
Malizia hii story wewe
 
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