hizi obvious signs za ukedi ni?
What is ukedi? Ohhhh I’m Just Asking for research purposes…
Once fungad a college girl and took her to my base. I dryfried usiku and was on it early in the morning before kumpeleka stage aishie kwao. Sometime within the week I went to a certain clinic within the CBD to do some test for a job interview and guess who I meet at the entrance. She looks confused and surprised all at the same time and she goes like “kanono, kwani hata wewe ulichomeka?” You can imagine what went on in my mind at that very moment and I asked her jokingly, “kuchomeka na maji ama stima?” Kumbe alikamata ki std hivi but lucky for me after some test nikatokelezea clean
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I have had many scary experiences , but gradually they scared me less. But the first risky dryfry i had was in TZ, had just cleared college and went to visit my bro who was working in dar.
He lived in a place called sinza. now for those who know, sinza is like Sodom and Gomorrah ya dar. Bar nyingi sana. Now my first weekend there and bro was going out with his girlfriend so i had the house to myself. I got bored by evening and decided to go to the nearby local and drowned beer after beer till late. As i was just about to head home, the milf bartender who had a very big ass asked me if I’m Kenyan judging by my swa. We had a light chat although i could struggle to understand her as they speak really different swa than our own. Finally when closing time came, we agreed on a price and knowing my bro would maybe come in the wee hours or not at all, nilipeleka kitu kwa bedroom yangu salama cds at hand, which had a mattress only nikaapepeta vitu. but ujue shetani ni shetani tu i removed cd midway kisiri since i wanted DF. Fucking her df and knowing my bro might get me in the act anytime, it was a sweet tension filled fuck… She came to know about it too late while wiping herself aliskia maji maji sana… Nikatusiwa kumamako nyingi sana.! When paying time came, i escorted her out but shortchanged her nikatusiwa kumamako nyingi Sana the second time! "wanikula kavu na hataki kulipa! Shoga kuma######@@@@@@%/%***,@@’ Hehe… I saw neighbours curtains open so i quickly ushered her out with the promise of coming to clear my debt the next day… Never went
Three days later, we are strolling with my bro past the pub and i hear a woman’s voice shouting WEWE, UTALIJUA JIJI WEWE! my bro looks at me awkwardly and i pretend I wasn’t being addressed or didn’t hear anything. She continued blabbering some stuff which i didn’t get but deep down i was terrified of what i could have contracted… The next three months were terrible especially as there was a TZ song going kwaherini kwaherini,…about a hiv victim and was being played everywhere! Hehehe ilikuwa noma!
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have had several but, back in the days, when I was in Nairobi campus, I had this bad habit of visiting those luthuli brothels especially after having a drink in those backstreet joints.
so one day as I was feasting on a big assed poko, the CD burst and the poko noticed after I had cum. then the poko started to complain that now I need to add her some more money since she have to buy some medicine. I have never been that scared. hapo hapo gauge ikashuka, I went to the toilet nikajikojolea and washed my dick with the mkojo.
I can’t really remember how I got back to campus but I remember the next sunday I was in church. It took me almost one year for me to get enough courage to visit the vct and you can imagine my joy when I found I was negative,
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HIV- AIDS.
Very nice HEKAYA boss. u made my evening. some of these should come with a warning, ‘do not try this at home’
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Someone talked abt being thanked. Some teenager did that and I felt embarrassed aje. You feel like a government AI official.
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Am not a df regular but i once had a situation where cd ziliburst zote (pack) nikadryfry dame nxt day tukaenda vct results zikawa negative after that nikadry fry tena results = gonnorhea & trichomoniasis the pain, suffering & stigma i went thru is not worth it
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Napita tuu
Kwani ulivaa zote ama ulitumia jet fuel kama lubricant?
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Rashes kwa mwili, amekonda, nywele imeturn colour, that same year my wife got pregnant, our third and last child, clinic za ocha they insist the husband accompanies the wife for the tests. My hour of reckoning came. I was literally shaking, we came out negative, hiyo siku nilikunywa till morning.
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walalalla izah yoh
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Kenyan Bear Grylls
Chief, the chic was carrying everything??!! Thats not a mama, thats patient zero in Outbreak 2: Dry Fry - Dry Dead.
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:D:D:D:D:D:D
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In primo i dry fried a chic, later akasema atanishtaki kwa mamake…Sema kutoa jasho.
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when do signs starts when infected?
I went to kericho bar one day just to drink. When i was getting out i met a very beautiful girl, those with innocent baby look with a big behind. My heart skipped. Akaniuliza kama nataka shot. I became confused. The next thing tuko kwa room. Muda si muda cd ikabust. Nikasikia siwezi toka. Nikaendelea. Kabla ni mwage nika toa. Tuka tafuta cd kwa hiyo room tuka toka. Alipokataa bj nikawank. Kifika hapo chini i when reality drawned in me. I literraly ran to hiz public toilets ziko hapo archives. Nikakojoa na kuchota maji hapo na kuosha dick thoroughly.
After about four days nikaanza kukohoa. Sema stress. lakini liisha the following day. That almost three months ago. sijaeenda vct lakini am feeling healthy as always.
dry fry tena. never.
If you havent been burning ukikojoa ama vidonda and discharge on your genitals then most likely umehepa gonorrhoea and these other UTIs. Ungesikia within a days to a week of your adventure. lakini VCT lazima uende. Especially now after 3 months.
ama uende hosi and get the elisa test for hiv…its more reliable. hizo za vct sipendi…there can false positives and negatives
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