BREAKING NEWS: Raila Finally Confirms He Wants Nusu Mkate

Riva

Village Elder
#22
The ironies in his speech SMH. He talks about protecting democratic institutions and processes yet he’s agitating to remove the current IEBC...calls on international partners as ‘stalwart partners’ yet only a few days ago NASA rubisshed the foreign ambassadors’ stand that we’re a sovereign state...talks about impending terror with continued ‘crisis’ instead of being a patriot and talking positively about our nation...and of course not forgetting Msando...

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Dunya

Village Elder
#25
but mungikis kina @gashwin let me ask you a question , 60% of kenyas economy is in Nairobi if babas people riot daily what will happen to kenya , baba has the numbers in all the slums who can raid the town all day , you cant shoot all the protesters UN will come in , combine that with kisumus economy small or not it contributes a chunk to kenyas economy . Uhuru and baba must sit down and eat half a loaf each after all baba ame zeeka he will be senile before 2022 . na pia muliiba kura mukakataa kufungua server .
My fren, stick to momo's n gilbeys. Siasa tutakuangusha mbaya
 

Mathaais

Village Chief
#26
OK, so babuon can't campaign since he's no bodyguards? I always thought he's a well to do person who can hire top notch bodyguards for himself and in any case he has the notorious MIB freely at his disposal.
 

Riva

Village Elder
#27
OK, so babuon can't campaign since he's no bodyguards? I always thought he's a well to do person who can hire top notch bodyguards for himself and in any case he has the notorious MIB freely at his disposal.
...in any case aren’t the people the most important security? Is he afraid of the people he wants to lead?
 
#28
but mungikis kina @gashwin let me ask you a question , 60% of kenyas economy is in Nairobi if babas people riot daily what will happen to kenya , baba has the numbers in all the slums who can raid the town all day , you cant shoot all the protesters UN will come in , combine that with kisumus economy small or not it contributes a chunk to kenyas economy . Uhuru and baba must sit down and eat half a loaf each after all baba ame zeeka he will be senile before 2022 . na pia muliiba kura mukakataa kufungua server .
Kibera and the rest of the slums will be transformed into concentration camps. The poor Luos will be deported to Independent State of Nyanza and life will go on.
I will be submitting my security plan in the next Top Security meeting.
Lakini on a serious note, chances are the military will be called in to quell the unrest just like in Burundi. Most likely calls for secession. That is something I will support if only Nyanza wants to secede. Wakianza kuingiza coast, Turkana and the rest of this places wataenda wakikauka.
 
#29
but mungikis kina @gashwin let me ask you a question , 60% of kenyas economy is in Nairobi if babas people riot daily what will happen to kenya , baba has the numbers in all the slums who can raid the town all day , you cant shoot all the protesters UN will come in , combine that with kisumus economy small or not it contributes a chunk to kenyas economy . Uhuru and baba must sit down and eat half a loaf each after all baba ame zeeka he will be senile before 2022 . na pia muliiba kura mukakataa kufungua server .
Kisumu contributes shit! What cash crop or breed of livestock grows there? Uliza watu wa Mombasa njaa iliwapata 2007
 

Mr Black

Village Elder
#30
but mungikis kina @gashwin let me ask you a question , 60% of kenyas economy is in Nairobi if babas people riot daily what will happen to kenya , baba has the numbers in all the slums who can raid the town all day , you cant shoot all the protesters UN will come in , combine that with kisumus economy small or not it contributes a chunk to kenyas economy . Uhuru and baba must sit down and eat half a loaf each after all baba ame zeeka he will be senile before 2022 . na pia muliiba kura mukakataa kufungua server .
Demos daily will disrupt business in the CbD mostly. other parts of the city remain peaceful. Ata jiji yenyewe only the uptown parts are most affected, downtown biz continues so in the end only 30% of the city will be affected.

Alafu protestors are guys living below the poverty line, watu wa hand-to-mouth, they cannot survive more than 3days without making some money, they will give up on the 5th day.
 

mayekeke

Village Elder
#31
The ironies in his speech SMH. He talks about protecting democratic institutions and processes yet he’s agitating to remove the current IEBC...calls on international partners as ‘stalwart partners’ yet only a few days ago NASA rubisshed the foreign ambassadors’ stand that we’re a sovereign state...talks about impending terror with continued ‘crisis’ instead of being a patriot and talking positively about our nation...and of course not forgetting Msando...

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This motherfcuker!!! The Supreme Court annulled the August election and ordered for a fresh election in 90 days..... Fcuk him from here till September!!!
 

LeoK

Village Elder
#32
but mungikis kina @gashwin let me ask you a question , 60% of kenyas economy is in Nairobi if babas people riot daily what will happen to kenya , baba has the numbers in all the slums who can raid the town all day , you cant shoot all the protesters UN will come in , combine that with kisumus economy small or not it contributes a chunk to kenyas economy . Uhuru and baba must sit down and eat half a loaf each after all baba ame zeeka he will be senile before 2022 . na pia muliiba kura mukakataa kufungua server .
Sometimes try to think beyond your nose. This time around hakuna hata crumbs wacha slice ya mkate. Neither will there be civil war. Elections will be held and a winner declared. The usual protests will then be held and dealt with decisively. Probably the warload will end up at the Hague. Life will go on.
 
#34
Somebody tell RAT that Kenyans will do dialogue on 26th at the ballot boxes..no back door power-brokering!!

But sometimes you have to sympathise with Babu and understand his desperation, remember he owes Wanjigi a whooping 10 billion shillings! (Wanjigi is breathing on his neck threatening to auction his assets)..how will he pay this debt if not through joining govt and cut deals!?
Ni mjinga sana huyo mzee...na pia wanjigi ni fala sana kumpatia hio pesa!
 
#39
hehehe akina ruto walimuonea 18 ati boflo nusu kwani anakulanga mafi uyu mzae....alafu wakati ako kwa uwanja kuomba kura kazi yake ni siasa za chuki na forceful eviction nani aliroga this stubborn old man.. aende akikaukanga piece of fossil shit
 
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