Confession

Alpha_Dog

Village Elder
#1
So yesterday I was meeting members of Thika business community(Literally) in Thika,i invited some talkers for drinks but @Nefertities and @pseudonym (the female one) wakatupa likes tu leaving me high and dry....on my way home a driver crashed into my car destroying my left head light and bumber...The driver stopped lyk 200 metres from the accident... Me with all my anger approached the guy....kumbe it was a woman driver... She dangled her brown legs and my small head told me to go back nitoe lifesaver at least I get some contacts.....within minutes we were surrounded by almost 4 breakdowns (shiny eyes)....I was told ati I wait for cops to come na nipimwe alcoblow....hapo nikakua sober....went back removed the life saver and mud guard from the road nikarusha kwa gari and sped off......I don't know what the consequences will be,but if you are out there I am sorry girl.....Don't drive at night....its tough for us to deal with you during the day......right now m nursing a serious hangover contemplating my life choices.....40k damages..... IMG_20171008_115746.jpg
 

Alpha_Dog

Village Elder
#7
People who drink and drive are generally very selfish. They don't think about other people. Then you took off and even now you are only thinking about the damage to your car.
Hapo ilikuwa noma....all my parts were in front of me....I was not responsible for the accident....on a normal day ningesimama....
 
#8
Ok my bad Alpha_Dog. I have a thing about drink driving since I lost 2 young friends and the young dude that was driving them was jailed. How many had you consumed?
 

Alpha_Dog

Village Elder
#11
Ok my bad Alpha_Dog. I have a thing about drink driving since I lost 2 young friends and the young dude that was driving them was jailed. How many had you consumed?
I think I had downed 3 Williamson 750ml with a friend.....hiyo machine ingechapa error... Imagine all my years I have never hit anyone....
 
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Alpha_Dog

Village Elder
#12
ii meffi ungepekea insurer.....ooh sorry ...jalopy za 3rd party pelekea scrap metal dealers...takataka
Hii kijiji hunishangaza....I know millionaires driving small vehicles na jama akona lyk 5lorries.....free investment tip,nunua shamba between o'rongai and kitengela.....barabara imeanzwa kujengwa na muchina.......
 
#15
I came to learn something in life. Inferiority complex is real and a vvv bad condition to suffer from. The people 1st to hurl insults are the insecure ones and they are always the same characters hia. Best ignored. My neighbour back home is super loaded. Has buidings all over Nairobi, lorries, petrol stations, hardwares, huge chunks of land in different areas in Greater Kiambu, many rental properties mpaka huko Mayakos. He drives an old pickup.
 

pamba

Village Sponsor
#16
So yesterday I was meeting members of Thika business community(Literally) in Thika,i invited some talkers for drinks but @Nefertities and @pseudonym (the female one) wakatupa likes tu leaving me high and dry....on my way home a driver crashed into my car destroying my left head light and bumber...The driver stopped lyk 200 metres from the accident... Me with all my anger approached the guy....kumbe it was a woman driver... She dangled her brown legs and my small head told me to go back nitoe lifesaver at least I get some contacts.....within minutes we were surrounded by almost 4 breakdowns (shiny eyes)....I was told ati I wait for cops to come na nipimwe alcoblow....hapo nikakua sober....went back removed the life saver and mud guard from the road nikarusha kwa gari and sped off......I don't know what the consequences will be,but if you are out there I am sorry girl.....Don't drive at night....its tough for us to deal with you during the day......right now m nursing a serious hangover contemplating my life choices.....40k damages..... View attachment 130914
Leta 20k nikuandikie abstract ya hit and ran bwana.
 

Alpha_Dog

Village Elder
#20
If she reports before you uko kwa shida bwana failing to report an accident.Nimepunguza leta 15 k
Ni sawa tu.....but I can deny being in an accident kama hakuna picha.....I will fix my car by Monday afternoon and probably park it for two weeks....
 

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