Dating hekaya

Sex & Relationships
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The thread about turn off’s, has reminded me about this dude I dated for 3 months. After 3 months of dating and serious whatsapp chats, I decided to visit his place. Chesos! talk about cockroaches… kitchen ilikuwa na macockroach kubwa. The sufuria’s have never been scrubbed with a steelwire. And the way he used to brag

He bought some tuskermalt and vodka. This dude was romantic. He had a guitar… played some songs for me plus he could sing. For a moment, I somehow forgot about the cockroaches and dirt.

When were about to sleep, he gave me one of his t-shirts. So am just lying there waiting for him to join me. Then what do I see? A huge skidmark on his boxer… or whatever that was. But I saw a brownish mark on his boxer. That was the worst turn off ever! I just faced the other side and slept, and that was the last time he saw me. I have never told my girlfriends why I stopped dating that guy lol… they still wonder…

Hapo ndipo nilianza kuomba mungu anipatie chali mpoa. Then I met my prince charming.

Moral of the hekaya: God is real and he answers our prayers…

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After 3 months of dating and [serious whatsapp chats]:D:D:D… Hivi ndio zinaitwa nowadays?:cool::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Hiyo jamaa alikuwa anarecruit mama nguo and then you go and overqualify. Women. Typical.

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sema tu ulipeana slices alafu ukaambiwa uende ukikauka

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iyo haikuwa skidmark.men dunno how to maintain bright colours…unless ikue ilikuwa na harufu pia

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Madam usituchukulie ivo…

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enyewe i will standup for that ka guy AH! USTUBEBE HIVYO LOLA ALA!!!

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“Shit happens”…but something’s hanging…he didn’t ask if you are sliced or block?

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you should have taught him how to clean himself after visiting the toilet kama @nanimpa vile alifunza boy wake na wako pamoja bado

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That’s only recently, how old is Whatsapp?

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SHIDA YA SKID MARKS KWA INNER WEAR YA MSEE IKO WAPI ?

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Leo umeandika kitu cha maana sana. Nimekupea like

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lol

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Yea … they all go looking for superman yet walk past clark kent everyday but slice ulipeana usitudanganye ULIPEANA!!

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Hehehe. Umenifurahisha sana. Lakini you are very petty kuacha mtu kwa sababu ya boxer.

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Hehehe kwani ilikua wewe.:rolleyes:

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Lola huyo jamaa hungemwacha.

  1. Mende is an indication hapo kuna chakula. Hence hungewai lala njaa.
  2. Ya skid marks maybe juu hakua na steel wire alitumia hiyo boxer kuclean safuria:p
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Hehehe. Ever thought he did that on purpose. To get rid of a clingy gal…just saying

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Good confession, you still have looooong story to tell.ngonja iive,sawa mami ?