December Brothels Updates 2021

The last thread nimeona ya danguros ni ya August by @hoe_is_life , so much has changed since then, I haven’t visited places mob but I can start another thread ya kufunga mwaka.

  1. VIP Classic. Best of the best lanye base located at River rd. Next to co-op bank. Plenty of beautiful lanyes at the bar na huko juu kwa rooms. Satisfaction guaranteed with less than Ksh. 1,000
    Highly recommended.
  2. Relax inn. Duruma rd. Vikombe na negotiable lanyes. Cheap sana. Wakora tu ndio unafaa kuwa rada.
  3. Sophia Joy. Kreekorok rd. Opposite Liddos. Vikombe na lanyes. Chunga mali yako.
  4. Small World Waters. Chuom fulani hapo River rd. Dingy joint for poverty stricken strippers who cannot be auditioned at Liddos for fear of chasing away high-class clients. Massage available at an extra fee.
  5. Sabina Joy. Home kwetu wote sisi talkers hapo Moi Ave. Ambassador. Very secure. Lanyes are preselected na rooms safi. Price is quite high but affordable for middle class.
  6. Kirinyaga rd. All hotels and bars huko ni dingy brohells.
  7. Sahara lodge. Hapo Duruma rd. HIV and AIDS plus unheard of STI’s headquarters, incase you need some unaweza pewa hapo.
  8. Texas Bar and Restaurant. Duruma rd. A bit decent for that location.
  9. Modern Green. Latema rd. Decent rooms and lanyes. Bei ilipanda as they upgraded the place. I’d recommend if looking for a decent experience. Security iko sawa but look right and left before exiting. Masanse blunder.
  10. Amar - Luthuli ave. Dingy but decent. Bei ya kuongea.
  11. Ricoz Frys Pub. Luthuli mwisho on your right before uingie River rd. Very hot lanyes and decent bar. It’s Luthuli so chunga mali yako. Very affordable prices.
  12. Nairobi-Kitale hotel - Nothing much to see.
    Located at Luthuli.
  13. Soma (Somerset) iko chuom fulani hapo near Green Court before you enter modern green club hapo latema. Very aggressive Lanyes and karaos favorite hunting spot. Utakuwa mgeni wa serikali.
  14. Liddos, Gabeez, Bavon hizo side za Kreekorok koja. Lazima utoboke sana for extra services but you will find the same strippers selling cooch at 150 na huko downtown after stripping.
  15. Club Edge - Moi Ave. On Wednesday and weekends mali safi but very demanding lanyes wa campus. Decent lakini watakutoanisha sana pretending not to be lanyes. Same same ones wanadinywa downtown na 150 .[ATTACH=full]402737[/ATTACH]

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Karibu nisahau Tea Room. River rd. Wamamas, washosho na wasichana. If you’re into any kind of BBW pitia hapo especially if you’re mature hakuna mavijana wengi huko.
OTC also hapo kwa mat za Murang’a kuna ka pub kwa chuom hapo you see lanyes outside. Cheap but dangerous.

hehe eti VIP has best of the best lanyes… What are you saying? Lanye was hio club wamechapa…Sabina Joy is the only place with hot lanyes

You can’t compare VIP lanyes to SJ, hapo umeanguka mtihani ya Lanye. Ni kama ku compare Man-useless to Liverpool. A big name vs a legit brand.

malanye wa Tea room wengi wamehamia huko

Hao wa edge wananikumbusha hao madem wa I just do hookups, I’m not a hoe

VIP is far much better than Sabina Joy for a lanye lover, simply because Sabina Joy hujaa sana leaving no space for people who enjoy drinking while selecting plus lanye wa huko ni carefully selected by the managers so it kind of kills the adventure, but safety is guaranteed. VIP on the other hand, you will find all kinds of ladies which makes it more interesting for now.

Baaasss those semi-lanyes wa kukula tu pesa ya mwanaume yet wanadinywa for much less.

hehe…the only thing I love about VIP ni mziki…Deejay wa huko huwa mnoma but for lanyes, the place is full of chokoras…

Hehe agreed. SJ is always the King of the game lakini VIP has the adventure currently, it is decent and dingy at the same time, just like how SJ was kitambo before upgrading to the Uptown like maringo pub.

Hii inakaaa CIA hit list, judging by the amount of focus and detailing that you have invested in compiling it.

Karibu kanairo leta bonus tutafute lanye we squander monies.

So hii kanairo watu hueka jam wakienda kuuza na kununua vikojozi…very interesting:D:D:D:D

Umeweka wapi Lazarus hotel tomboya and former salama hotel Accra road.

Si pia VIP hujaa excess especially evenings and weekends… oversupply of lanyes with very few men

Exactly. SJ hujaa ndume tu mostly

Nipe exact location nitaleta report

Oldest profession :D:D:D

Nita weka list of churches with hottest choir members you see what you are missing.

“Hot lanyes” wanakaa aje? Mimi sijawahi ona Malaya ameiva hii Kenya