Embarrassing..Msinicheke: "Jana nimepea mzungu mzee CJ"

Msinichekele wakubwa. I did’nt want to narrate this story to ya’ll but imenisumbua sana and i was once advised that if u want kitu inaku disturb ikutoke then u need to spit it out.

S0 ni hivi wakubwa, pombe ya weekday sio poa watu nguyaz. U might have noticed jana kutoka kedo 1oam sikuwa online…ahem. I was very busy jana…i had some errands to run. Going from one office to the other blablabla which are located mbali mbali but with in Berlin. It involved alot of travelling (Berlin ni kubwa) I finished all my errands kitu 5pm . Unajua ile furaha mtu huwa nayo after kumaliza mission zako…ehe…izo furaha zikanishow niingie a certain mini pub (we call them kiosks here). Hizi kiosks mtu ununua beer ndani alafu apo nje kuna ma viti na meza.Kiosk napata watu si wengi lakini kulikuwa na ka mwoman mzee kedo 54yrs or even more (sijui najitetetea nini)

Kidogo kidogo mwoman starts a convo with me…At first i was not interested juu nashindwa sasa aka ka nyanya ni nini ananisumbua? kiko where are u from …namjibu one one answers namshow KENYA and i lenga…kiko oooooh “Kenya, kenia ist eine schönes land”(oooh kenya,kenya is a beautiful land). Namjibu one word answers Ich weis(I know) alafu natoa simu najifanya niko busy ndio mwoman awache kunisumbua lakini wapi–Mshosh hataki nipumue banaa

All along kumbuka tulikuwa tumeka nje juu ni summer --kidogo kidogo naskia a mercedz parked hapo kando imelilisha alarm (si u know at times a car’s alarm goes off kama kuna a strong wind hivi)…wueh mwoman ameingia kwa kibeti ametoa funguo za benz akabonyeza ki button…ikanyamaza. Mercedez ni zile moto moto mseh…zile ma minister ubebwa nayo…hapo hapo nika muuliza what did u want to know about kenya madam?

FFWD after mastoro mob and her complimenting my German talking skills akasema sijui she bought a new laptop and her grandson is not around amuwekee wifi. Kumbe hakai mbali na hapo…sisi hao kwake(mission connect laptop and leave ). Apartment sio kubwa coz she stays alone…it’s a one bedroomed apartment. Lakini mseh nyumba ni ya uzito…carpet yenyewe ni zile unakanyaga hivi mguu ina drown ndani. TV ni forty sumthing inch ime stickiwa kwa ukuta. coffee table ya glass mambo byad. Sofa ni leather mseh. Apo kwa corner nika onyeshwa meza fulani where the laptop was and told keti pale-----> as she went to get details of wifi and passwords.

Laptop ni mambo bad…Samsung zile kubwa kuba alafu iko fast. Akaniletea details ya wifi …akaenda kitchen akaniletea wine ya red. Akaniwacha i do my thing…sijui ameenda wapi bt she was smwhere around the house…kumbe mwoman ameenda kuchapa shower. With my experience wth comps nili connect hio laptop yake with her wireless router with in five minutes.

Kidogo kidogo ametoka bafu amejifunika towel ya white…waaah won’t lie she looked sexy now…told her all is set. I let her do a test drive and she says “ma-thank you” kama fifty. Me am like ile najitoa…she tells me wait a minute…kinaingia kwa kibeti kinatoa 100euros mseh…ati shika hizi…ni ya kusema asante. Now she is walking me to the door…ile tumefika kwa door ameuliza my phone number (akakimbilia simu yake na nikampa)…sasa ile kusema ma good bye nisham hug alafu kuna vile macho zetu zikapatana (mafisi u know this) no talking no nothing ni ma action uanza yenyewe…sisi wote tumerukiana kama masunguch ma snog…saizo sijali kama ni mnyanye mseh…btw anafuanana ka Angela Merkel hivi lakini yeye ana nywele refu na ni black. mimi huyo nayeye

Nishampiga sweep (lakini si ile ya kuumiza) ile sweep soft ndio aanguke kwa hio thick carpet…mimi shingoni…nisha angusha hio towel…nisha nyonya tirries…am a wild cat now sitaki kujua… Fungua hizo paja…hata sija anza kumlamba vi serious na asha anza ku let out ma moan. Nkajua either huyu hajawai pewa CJ ama amekuwa na dry spell siku mob. Nimelamba ile ikusde waseh…wueh alafu mimi the more a mwoman screams with pleasure and tries to push my head away from ikusde ndo nafanya hio mlambano x2… nilipea ule mnyanya mlambano ya kama 25minutes non stop…ile hadi unapanua ikusde unalamba upande ya ndani kwa flesh…wacha clitoris katokelezee…nikajua baaaaas wewe mama kwisha…leo utajua mbona boy anaitanga jay baby boy…sasa hata ku moan ameshindwa ni mwili tuu ina shake…enyewe nilikaweza. Mdinyano Nika kapea njoti moja mzito nikamwaga ndani YES sikutumia CD. Did i mention alikuwa na ikusde tight mseh…wueh…yaani ikusde imeshika msedez yako ngeta hadi inauma until now.

Sasa wakubwa guilt uanza after mseh ashamwaga hio shoti ya kwanza…reality kicks in wakubwa…una start kujichukia…nlipeana a fake reason ati i needed to leave…i think pia yeye alijua nime regret…mseh leo nime amuka nikaskia kuju murder jo alafu mshosh keeps calling me lakini nalenga vybe yake …am not taking her calls…Do u know amenipa missed calls ngapi? believe me or not amenipigia 46times…yo heard me right 46 times…hadi anatumia numba ingine ku call lakini mimi sio mjinga…few at least now i feel much better i let that out but regret bado iko. F**K this life

Dho! abomination…na nimesoma title pekee…

ati lifanya nini

nikajua baaaaas wewe mama kwisha…:D:D:D:D

Eish mzito yawa Was geht? keine jungen Damen in Berlin?

All along kumbuka tulikuwa tumeka nje juu ni summer --kidogo kidogo naskia a mercedz parked hapo kando imelilisha alarm (si u know at times a car’s alarm goes off kama kuna a strong wind hivi)…wueh mwoman ameingia kwa kibeti ametoa funguo za benz akabonyeza ki button…ikanyamaza. Mercedez ni zile moto moto mseh…zile ma minister ubebwa nayo…hapo hapo nika muuliza what did u want to know about kenya madam?

Hii part imenimaliza :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Dame huu moan aje kwa ki jerumani?

The Jay in a gay forum post really hit somewhere.

What do u regret? Doing it with a shosh or not using a shield?

dont start what you cant finish hehe , sasa ona vile myanye ako na nyege

Haha…ati alipiga msedes ngeta hadi inauma

I regret every thing…but the shosh part ndio inaniumiza…i can still smell her right now na nimeoga four times since jana,ile kuoga seriously

Es gibt aber diese mal war unerwartet!!

hehe sasa wewe umetupea kitu ya kukuchongoa nayo. Alaf unawez pata venye wewe uita uwes uweskimwi kumbe wewe ndo umeipata leo… Luwere x2 msee, shimo yako tutachimba pale dumpsite ya dando :smiley:

Lakini msee c wewe ndo leo ulikua unasema story za ukedi kwa thread flani, kumbe ulikua na hekaya, napenda sana

o_Oo_Oo_O:mad::cool::p:eek::oops::rolleyes:;):slight_smile:

ati what did u want to know about kenya madam? nimechoke gulp ya pilsner haha

Si uendelee tu na hiyo Kazi ujenge flats pale muchatha

hehehehehe. Boss!!! @bjurrman ama @kingolonde ndio alisema coomer ya shosho uuka kama socks zimezeeka.

I think kitu unaregret ni vile huyo shosh alikuchipo virahisi, the moment uliuliza what did u want to know about kenya madam? alijua baas leo ananyonywa ikusde, ndio akaingiza story ya laptop…si unaona vile alikimbia kuoga na akarudi na towel pekee hehe

Wewe officially ni lanye mwanaume, ulilipwa 100 Euros ukadinya mama mzee, hakuna tofauti yako na wale lanye wa sj