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  1. mabenda4

    mabenda4 Village Elder

    Sasa jana, i was out shopping for a solvent.....u know.....ya ku dilute my Friday Viceroy. Nikaingia hapo Naivas next nikachukua Cider inaitwa Savanah. Very sweet thing. Nikaichapa fifty fifty na viceroy quarter. Slept like a kangaroo baby.
    Trouble is, Niko na hangover inatoshana matter core ya Mrs Muriithi. Kichwa inauma kama d*ck ya Kirui......na ninaona marundu rundu. Pia niko na Hicups every six minutes. Mdomo imekauka mbaya. Naskia siurura kwa mbali. My right eye is watery. Sijui itakuaje
     
  2. shocks

    shocks Village Elder

    Mrs. Muriithi sio Horus, ule watu walikuwa wanauliza kama she is coming or going
     
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  3. mabenda4

    mabenda4 Village Elder

    I have it in good authority that the real mrs mureithi has a voluminous pear shaped ass atop some miguu stove.
     
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  4. Electronics4u

    Electronics4u Village Elder Staff Member

    Fisked.
     
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  5. Young

    Young Village Elder

    :D:D:D:D:D

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    Fits the description perfectly!
     
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  6. kasaman

    kasaman Village Elder

    You poisoned yourself ? Kunyua maji bro. Lots of water
     
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  7. kasaman

    kasaman Village Elder

    That' her former house maid and current daughter inlaw .
     
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  8. kender9

    kender9 Village Elder

    Last week niliambua kiasi pale Mama Ngina, kidogo kidogo fisilet ingine half jadhe half kyuk ikajileta ikakaa kwa bench, but nilijua tu imeletwa tu na ushiny eye in her cos iliona no. za gari na zile sticker za kencont(hapo kwingine ni hekaya for another.)
    Fast forward 3 hours, niko homeground area ya Tononoka Club Savannah naibuiya tei na nyama, ikanisho nikunywe energy drink ile ya Azam ya 50 bob, sema kuumwa na kichwa since then ile ya migraine.
     
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  9. mabenda4

    mabenda4 Village Elder

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  10. Young

    Young Village Elder

    hehehehe, kwanza hapo kwa "shiny right eye is watery" perfect cc @Electronics4u
     
  11. imei2012

    imei2012 Village Elder

    Sijui mbona watu hukua ni hii misplaced logic kama hukukunywa maji mingi ukulewa sahi hio maji mingi haiwezi saidia my rule inakua for every part(tot) of hard liquor i take two parts of water that way huwes kua dehydrated
     
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  12. mabenda4

    mabenda4 Village Elder

    Sasa utalewa aje ukidilute a diluted drink. Maji ni ya kuoga bro
     
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  13. kasaman

    kasaman Village Elder

    When you are nursing hangover. That's when you need alot of water
     
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  14. vuja de

    vuja de Village Sponsor

    Ulikamua?
     
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  15. mabenda4

    mabenda4 Village Elder

    Exactly. Kama sasa , am sipping Guarana pole pole....its 92% water.
     
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  16. Young

    Young Village Elder

    Fisked! runs and hides under @Guru s parachute....
     
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  17. mabenda4

    mabenda4 Village Elder

    Wewe kijana, heke wewe..... @introvert njoo uone ile shida uliniletea brary cartoonist
     
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  18. blueline

    blueline Village Elder

  19. introvert

    introvert Village Sponsor

    Hehehe..
    Hii mambo inafaa TJRC.
    Hiyo tu.
     
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  20. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Huyo hakuwangi na matter core....

    @mabenda4 wee riu urapresent symptoms ta cia ng'ombe ina ndigana....