So today afternoon nmeamua kupiga mguu around just for the sake of killing boredom. so I passed the first estate then the second I meet a beautiful lass whom I decide just to say a hi, zile za unatupa maneno not expecting a response. Funny thing the response was “poa sana”. Alas!! the fisi in me was stirred but then again my mind was not ready for another rat race coz severally my instincts have failed me. But her respond spurred my memory to my glory days back in campus when I successfully got free Canaan courtesy of my good nothings.
The day was a friday , after my second year exams. As was my ritual, I used to pass by my friends house to pass time so that I get home with darkness. let’s call my Friend Moses. On this day I find him wasted on some cheap makali, courtesy of campus brokeness. on this day my exam had really fucked me so I just wanted time to relax and refresh by passing time. Moses wasted nature left me only the opportunity of going to my crib and pump my GLD subwoofer to the maximum listening to Willy Paul’s ‘Sitolia’ for consolation. So I bid Moses goodbye and head home. On my next turn there was a butchery that had a fine cute kao lady. I had developed a good rapport with the lady as her frequent soup & Mutura customer. back then thufu was just 5 Bob plus a kipande of mutura 5 too. so for 10 shillings you have a balanced diet but then again blame it on my brokeness as good meat was an unaffordable luxury.
So on this day nkaitisha ka kawaida, then the lady asks, “mbona tu we hukula soup na mtura? si u buy nyama.” I knew my goose was fried lakini mimi nani? nkamashow “Me hufuata strict diet timetable and nyama hula on Sunday siko uko off, uliza ule msee wa Sunday atakupea CV yangu. kwanza me mtu wa kilo.” At the back of my mind najua Sunday is her off day na hyo ndo day mwenye butchery huwa. Mwenye butchery was an ild shinny eye with an attitude ya @Wamatharaku hence couldn’t be asked baseless questions unless she was asking to be fired. she then smiled and said a contented ‘poa basi’ nkajua hapa nmefika preliminaries.
On this God sent day there were no customers so she asks me my name, I lie Connings " she tells me aki una jina ngumu, hyo ilitoka wapi? " At this time my fisi has switched to autopilot so curt lies flow seamlessly. nkamshow nlikua named after an English Doctor who treated my mum when she wanted to deliver me. Kakacheka tena the tells me “aki your funny” nkajua nshakua seeded group stage. nka anza sasa kumtupia mistari zile za your cute, I love your personality, and the other sweet nothings. all things were going well till she told me she also likes me. kiasi akaniambia she wants to get married and not waste time with love that ain’t going anywhere. I sensed desperation nkajua hapa nko quarters bila kucheza group match yoyote courtesy of coin tossing. So I simply told her twende ajue home basi halafu vitu zake ataleta kesho. akaniuliza " unaishi wapi?" nkamdirect. Saa hzo mseedes iko na dry spell inataka kunipeana. nka ambia mseedes kimoyomoyo "Cool down sonny, we are almost seeing caanan, after all tuko semis courtesy of a match fixed quarter final
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guys priss priss, eleweni am not on PC but rather kaduda kaselfie. kutype ni kama mjengo, najua haijafika threshold but punda amechoka ka ule dem wa mollis. @pamba@gashwin niazime your Samsung tabs nimalize hekaya priss. @Deorro thanxx for understanding.