So elders i have made a semi discovery, it has room for more research.
there is this cat that belongs to my daughter, so today as i was nursing my hangover i saw it purring around the house. no one was around and i picked it up and said hi. out of nowhere it bit my finger.
i calmed down and thought of the best punishment for the cat. since i was alone i tied its four limbs and started choking it in phases , yaani like how CIA were doing to arabs in Guantanamo bay, Enhanced Interrogation . i choke it , it fights but can only move its head when it tries to yelp , the mouth is closed and more choking .
the choking goes on till its hapless then unaacha it gains strength and air then more phased choking . i did it till it conformed and knew who was the top cat in the house. then i let it go elders am not a narcissist / psycho. it went and prostrated for 10 minutes straight recovering its 5 lives that had almost gone :D:D:D:D:D:D.
NOW TO THE DISCOVERY
before choking the cat it was pure white . while choking it , in the head i saw one flea running in panic all over its head , when i stopped ngeta-ing it the insect disappeared.
so my discovery is that when a living animal is at the end of losing its life any symbiotic or parasitic organisms in the body panic and start fleeing. this could herald a new age in medicine since if we deathscare organisms diseases from viruses to bacteria might run away .
ill look for funding for the next phase of my research whereby i infect the cat with flu virus nyonga the cat for some seconds it dies and i resuscitate it and see if the flu is gone.
next phase we go to humans , we get a mentally challenged person like mkamba mshamba mjinga illiterate @PHARMACY and try to deathscare the kwashiokor out of his brain .
funding guyz is what ill come for after the CAT part 2.
