Jana

Jana sikuwa na plans za kulewa. Stima ikapotea mtaani na siwezi dozz mapema kama kuku. After kusoma story ya ule talker nikaona niache 250grams na corolla nyumbani nikam tao na lopha. Ariff wangu alikuwa ananingoja 64 tuhappen akinichanuanga biz Fulani. Kuingia lopha nkaketi na slay queen. People have a habit of assuming sielewi Kikuyu. Akiongea na simu akasema hafiki tao juu duka zimefunga. Akaanza kuniambia na kiswahili nimwambie tukifika roasters. Since nilijua ni mwenyeji ni smalltalk anadai, nikachat kiasi nikachukua number. Alinitext nikiwa club nikamshow I just want to screw her and leave. Anataka tumeet Leo which left me wondering, unaambia dame live you will just fuck her and probably break her heart na anainsist kukuletea Mali. Haidhuru. Ntafanya tu vile me hufanya, no guilty conscience. Mwishowe atasema all men are dogs yada yada

Maybe she is a vampires who wants to suck you blood. Run nigga Run

Methinks she is a tree holder just in camouflage

Mhenga @Mundu Mulosi alishawambia kuna malaya kila mahali, everywhere you look ni malaya tupu.

Kukuletea nini?? that’s the mirrion shirring question

huyo alikuwa anaingia job, ni maliar na amepata client virahisi sana

Si kuma. Kwani ni siri. I don’t beat around the bush kwanza dame akinitext nikiwa mlevi. Nilimwambia akam keja ntabuy mzinga majioni. Na nikamshow ajue panty atavua and she doesn’t mind. Mimi pale naingia na helmet. Halafu nikimfeast to my fill nichoree simu zake aanze kulia all men are dogs. Chenye hajui in ati nitamkulia keja ya beshte yangu senior bachelor.

Na bag imejaa nguo? Ama roasters ni baze ya Malaya ni vile sijui. Na hajaniitisha pesa yoyote or even implied kitu hata fare

kwani ni ajabu?

come to think of it.

But nimeshwahi pita na some Kamba chick that worked at a frozen chicken shop that I used to frequent kimchezo tu. Nilipitia kama anafunga and was tipsy after making a purchase I told her to close up we go to my place she shows me how best to cook the chicken. Surprisingly she said OK and the rest was history.

ulimpa pesa ngapi baadaye?

:D:D Nilimpatia 1K ya “kulipa uber” as she put it. Maybe hata alitumia matatu kurudi

Sio maybe:D…alikuwa anafungiwa nyumba:D:D

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Nairobi shamba la mawe

Ata kwa matatu ya ruiru dani ! Dipping everywhere
Boy child is cursed , kwisha !

Hii uongo yako brownskin imezidi.
Tell us one day you haven’t used public transport dame akakosa kukukatia. Just one.

na hivo ndivo higo zako sitaenda, but anyway eka mbisha ata aka ni ya lopha

Well maybe…just maybe,she also wants to ferk you and leave you. Ndio mwishowe ukuje kucomplain about single mothers. :D:D

brownskin umeomit ni jamaa mlimeet sasa unaenda kubomolewa mcoondu