My stay in Kisumu was as i would call it both eventful and uneventful,most of the times i spent my time indoors.Being left alone kwa nyumba was so boring and i soon decided to explore manyata estate or however it was called,during one of my several raondi mwitu in kisumu,i heard somebody call me but cz i knew nobody knew me around this area,i ignored.This person was determined cz he followed me and kept on calling me till a certain woman selling fish and God knows what stopped me and shouted,
“omera,kijana cha luongi” i had to stop and wait,whoever it was knew me.kuangalia nyuma,kibingot was behind me,surely this world is a small place,kibingot was my friend back in nairobi,we were in the same football team and he occassionally came to church since his sister was married to one of the pastors in our church.so here comes kibingot sweating n panting like hell,
Bwana kwani husikii nkikuita,nmejaribu kufuata wewe lakini hupatikani,i told him since i had earphones singeweza kumsikia n lots of blah blah blahs.after kujuliana hali,he suggested twende nikajue where he lived and cz it was early,sikuona makosa cz arobi wouldnt be back till around 7.30pm,it was around 4pm so i had plenty of time to catch up ma uyu mluhya now working for,a refregration company in Kisumu.tulipofika kwake nkapata his roommate pia ako formless ametulia akicheki tu marudio za ball hapo n cz mfuko haikua mbaya i suggested we go grab cold ones kusukuma siku and before nijue,ilikua saa mbili na missed call kama forte fae ivi,ilibidi nimejitoa na kuishia mtaa trying to make up an excuse as to why i was out late,on the way i had kukula some mananasi kumaliza harufu ya fombe even though sijui ka iyo shit huwork,kufika kejani,abiro amefura kama zile mandazi mwitu bt that wouldnt last long cz nlikua najua how to sort her out.
After supper tukiwa tumetulia mama akinipee some breaking news in some way zilikua poa n other ways,zilikua mbaya,she,was going on a seminar for one week so the bad news was that i had to endure dryspell for a week,the goodnews was that i was going to have some me time na the new found friends.
The next morning i bid her farewell kujifanya vile ntammiss na immediatelly alipotoka,zurura mood activated,i freshened up na kutoka,spent the whole day out,so kwa nyumba tulikua tumebaki na siz n the two kids,kawaida watoi walikua wadoz mapema na siz cz ya shule pia alikua anajipea shughuli mapema,but iyo siku she,was in no hurry na alikua amevalia nguo zinakaa kuongea.
Two days later nkiwa nmetulia nko movie zangu the siz akakam na kunijoin,kidogo kidogo akaniuliza,
“by the way @psalmykamwaro ile siku kitanda ilianguka what happened?” I felt like kumfukuza but politely nikamjibu,haikuanguka iliteguka tu cz nlikua naisongesha n blah blah blah,nkamaliza na kukata iyo story,but she was determined kupata what she wanted,alihakikisha watoto wamelala then changed to a nightdress ilikua revealing sana,then kunijoin kwa ile kiti nlikua nmeketi,held my hand na kuiekelea kifuani,nkamuuliza,“nyakerario nk utagete gokora?”
“kwani huoni?” before masaa ziende,nlikua nmefika threshold after being seduced,then the devil in person akakuja na kuni blackmail,
"sasa ile siku utakataa kunipea ntakuseti kwa siz,"i almost shouted “to hell with you mbich” but then nkakunja mkia na kumshow “usiworry my dear,si unajua wewe n msupa ata kuliko siz yako”…she smiled n walked away…that one week seemed like a month cz it happened more than once and everytime it happened,more blackmail threats were issued…i had to draft a way to deal with this mbich,beat her in her own game…i had to come up with a plan to make her say sorry daddy some day…
He fucked his siz in law??!!! Wake yo punk ass up nigga, you in for some hot shit later, anyway maliza story araka araka
You should be ashamed of yourself niggah…Vile unaongea hapa niko sure ata mum-in law wako akikaa mbaya utakula
She was never my siz in law,this was just a hit n run,ka umefuata from the first story
Ashaemd juu nn na yet hapa was just a bit n run thing,hapa there was n commitment
Kuwa commitment kusiwe commitment, fact remains that you fucked your siz in law, anyway who are we to judge, we’ve done far worse things
That was no sis in law, read the first episode!
Wrink
The first paragraph almost depicts her as your siz,i almost thought you dryfried your own siz
That’s normal. Why live with a beautiful siz na uko na huzzy. Threshold lazima
Eeh, kama in-law ako sawa unafyeka tu, don’t get caught though. Please don’t get caught
True. We have done worse things.
Nishawahi sema yangu, sema yako.
mono baller is that a trick to get me to me vent out my secrets??
kwani unajua kikuria?
Please do, no one knows you here.
Someday they will