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Been a bachelor ain’t easy n so earlier this year I fell in love with the daughter of mbugua , a farmer in nyeri.

It was love at 1st sight, kumuona nikajua she the missing bone , nikajua nicheze kimimi… Talk of luck Toto akakujia gas kwa shop ya mine … Nikajua hapa lazma nipate no.

N I did get the no. By convincing her ikiisha nxt time she just give me a call…

Jioni kufika huyo Mimi ma sms “ni Nani”
“Ni jamaa wa gas, checking Kama imeisha”

Ma emoji nazo
“”

N the conversation got lit till late at night ,became a routine n we started dating …

2 weeks in the relationship she convinced me nimulipie tour flani wanaenda , coz I love her nikachum mfuko thao nne pap… This was my 1st time getting a French kiss , wale hamujui french ni ile ulimi zinalimana na kulambana like there is no tomorrow…

Coz she was a ticha teaching in a private school na Corona ndio hiyo niiamuconvince amove kwangu but she declined , ikawa namfanyia shopping na treats mob …

By 3rd month anatha road trip sijui hiking aberdare ,Mimi huyo nikalipa alafu nikamake sure dress code anatisha wakienda trip …

By 4th month akaget job huko ocha kwao , Mimi huyo nikalipa fare na ukumbuke pesa za nywele n those basic needs a gal needs m there for her , by 5th month I tell my parents soon nawaletea daughter in law na harusi tufanye, by 6th month this month she tells me she has quit the job amekam Nairobi kwa siz yake…namshow siupitie kwangu we talk coz it’s been long … She says she will … My lover anapita thika road na 2NK Hadi mtaani , hakumbuki Niko Thika , alright… Akiwa mtaani kwa siz boom “baibe siunilipie hii road trip ya naivasha tunaenda na ******safaris”

I tell her Sina pesa , ananijamia … Of coz I have the money but can’t understand is a safari more important than I … Kumpigia simu inajibiwa na matharau … I just choose sipigi Tena nione Kama ananimiss, walai it’s one week sijawai pigiwa au kutumiwa text … Hebu tell me guys should I call her coz amenilewesha na mapenzi au alinikalia chapati ? Help a brother kesho niwewe

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ka ulichukua slices …kumbuka yeye ndiye alilala chini yako na si the other way round… she is the fool, not you

smile, and walk away

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Don’t be stupid… She’s a liability to you and still treats you poorly … love yourself

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Kwani huyo farmer anaitikia dowry ujinga gunia ngapi?

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You are the ATM and another man is the DTM…Dickanytime.

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Ati wewe ndio huyo:D:D

Kama ulionja sawa, wachana nayo.

I remember buying a 15k phone after taking slices from a beauty alikuwa amenipeleka round mwenda. Hehe, hiyo pia nilipewa na roho safi…can you imagine a two months relationship…hadi unapikiwa croissants.

Kunguru ni kunguru.

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Bro, wacha ujinga ati should I call her… The minute she asked you to pay for road trip ungeingia karura…you is fwacking stupid mudasucker you imported her for another nigga to tap.sigh!

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When will beta males learn:D:D

Huyo dem anakutumia for money. Men call them simps, beta males etc, women call them boyfriends for money.

And I am 99.99% sure hujai onjeshwa mali other than maybe the ‘French kiss’

Kuna jamaa huko nje anabomoa hiyo mali na hatoki hata shilingi

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Macharia kwani huna crew ya kukuchanua hizi vitu? After 4k ya kwanza ungejua huyu ni mpita njia. Sasa umeharibia the next boychild juu ataitishwa P30 Lite

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Don’t worry almost all men passed through that unless they began dating when young.

You see this is a modern world. The days of a man being cherished because he financially helps & provides for a woman is long gone.

Funny isn’t it, but it’s how women are

Helping a woman financially is good, but it’s not what will make her love a guy.

And women are merciless and ruthless. If you go through that route of letting her access your resources before you confirm her love for you she will suck every penny from you hadi she ensures iishe kabisaa before aondoke whether she is a Church girl, party girl or whatever

She will have showed you the signs that she doesn’t love you anyway and that was where the real exam was.

Check out this thread for more details:

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/modern-women-unknowingly-make-men-ruthless-merciless-and-deadbeats-they-say.164398/

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Cut your losses and move on, huyo by now asha discover tagged

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@MachaaWaHadithi kitu rahisi mwambie ume nunua nguo poa akuje apime kama zitamtoshea. Akikam patia yeye njemson. Make sure uko na viagra. Tomba hio kitu usiku mzima. Kisha block yeye. Akisumbua Sana pigia elders pass.

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Kama umefirisika leta digits na ujipatie shughuli

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dont even dare call that woman. i assure you, she is getting some dick. jifikirie baba. you were simply used for money. i know, i have also been there and its hard. the best way, if you are a person who can move on swiftly, move on. if you cant, i repeat dont call her. see other people. avoid being alone. tembea kenya, better yet, call a ho, use protection, and fuck the hell out of her. then afterwards, adjust. dont make prostitutes an addiction coz mmeachana… think about your future

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Hakuna mwanaume hajapitia hapo. Pia mimi currently Kuna dem natoka juu amekuwa pest. Its life. Learn your lessons. Move on.

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Hapa ndio pale tuliskiaga kitumbua kimeingia mchanga pale primary, yaani am funding your trip like twice na nakufurnish without D*cking sorry villager hapo is a nooooo.

Chukua advantage na sijasema vita tumia brain this time and make sure that blood flows down that flaccid thing iwe turgid and pay for your mistakes
Usituangushe tunangoja results

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You were a friend with benefits. You lured her with a financial incentive and she capitalized.
Move on Brazza. Don’t even text back. If she had feelings towards you she would have called you the next day.
You were her ATM. That was one expensive French kiss.

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Wewe badala you save hio profit kiasi unatengeneza and grow the business,unaanza kupea random chics 4k? Shidako

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Atangoja sana

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Leta sketch tukushow if she’s worth it