I have an emergency. This friend of mine whom I recruited into partaking of the finer things in life has been got. He tells me last night at around 12 midnight he discovered his wife was missing from his bedroom and on further search he also established that his top of the range Huawei phone was also missing. He could recall that he had undelete cache of photos of his several sidechicks and a slew of erotic text messages from his massage attendant from some establishment in cbd. He immediately declared a state of emergency in his house and on thorough search found out that his wife had locked herself in the washroom and was thoroughly reviewing his phone and forwarding content to unknown location.
Having established that he could not salvage the situation, my friend paid a visit to his cupboard and emptied a bottle of Martini into his bowels and proceeded to enjoy his sleep. When he woke up this morning he found his phone below the pillow intact and his wife was already in the kitchen making breakfast. He prepared and took the breakfast, the wife behaved as though nothing happened. My friend left for work but sternly instructed and bribed the housegirl to discreetly update him on what will transpire throughout the day. He has now called me to report that the housegirl has informed him that 9 bodabodas were parked outside his apartment and that the wife with her help had packed all the contents of his house and have started loading them on the bodabodas. My guy is saying that his heart is tearing apart and by 2pm we may find him at city mortuary if something urgent was not done. Elders let’s help.
Na si umesema the situation cannot be salvaged tayari.
Such a passionate plea on behalf of a friend? Am sure he means a lot to you.
Kongole to that wife…ameondokea the possibility to get infected with HIV/AIDS,herpes which have no cure or any other STIs and aibu of finding it from a close friend/nieba… promiscuity or polygamy should not acceptable in today’s marriage life manze the risks are too many…kwa nini huwa hamfikirii…kwa nini Wanaume hamna huruma…why are you putting your innocent spouse in danger…@Chifumbitika alisema hio kitu iko na spirits… imagine all those rogue souls you get tied to during your sexcapades alafu unakuja kumwangia…shit…flip the case mkitombewa bibi hapa mnakuja kulia ama mnaua the mtombeaji…afadhali women who chose to leave… kama mke wako wa halali hakutoshelezi kimapenzi muambie so that you two can agree on the way forward…hii ufala mnaendeleza hapa ndio unafanya young folks wanaogopa kuoa juu they have been made to believe marriage is a scam
Generally women don’t leave due to cheating but leave if you go broke .She might come back.As amerix said if she leaves dont beg her to come back she should find a dog ,a bigger padlock or a new woman if she comes back.
Peasant life where your household items can fit in 9 bodas. Hiyo nugu haijui vault?
Sasa wewe utasaidika aje… Carelessness yako ishaharibu mambo kabisaa… Wacha bibi aende tu na amani
I doubt if Amerix would support this dude on this one. A man needs to own up to his mistakes.
Exactly amerix supports openness, honesty and being upfront
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You try too hard to sound verbose and it just makes your posts harder to read. Please keep it simple. The purpose of communication is to be understood not to dazzle with your vocabulary.
Sasa unapangaje, enda kwao na wazee in tow, ongeza mbuzi kadhaa then apologize saying the devil came in Form of your friends to break your marriage made in heaven.
Amepanga akuje hapa and seek mawaidha yenyu and he knows he regales you with his sexapades almost on a daily basis. Is this not the guy who knows every brothel in Jamu? and where lanyes can be found by name and contact deets? hmmmmm.
Huyo wife asirudi.
Anajaribu kujisanitize and we know he’s a lanye directory
:D:D:Dsimu ya usherati unawacha kwa ofisi in a closed compartment ama multi layered passwords kwa glove box
Hiyo story iko na so many glaring gaps ni vile sitaki ku-poke holes.
The irony that the said guy has a ‘Martini’ in his cupboard, someone who trusts his housegirl and cuts deals with her is not worth his salt to me
Ok I’m wondering why she opted for 9 bodas and not just one car? Keeping track of 9 boda boda guys must be a lot of work. Hio thought process ya wife ni unique.
You marry your equal they say, jamaa na khupipi yake iko level moja. Jamaa anakamua malanye na housegirl, khupipi anakamuliwa na gwaride ya boda:D:D
Niliambia mke wangu if at all anataka kuguza simu yangu ni wakati itapigwa nikiwa sitto. Then she places it on a tray and hands it over to me on a bended knee kama ameangalia chini.
Hata mungu haguzangi simu yangu
Danganya talkers tu Leo Kuna wamama wataumizwa