Luhya Religion Rant

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I have always maintained that Luhyas are more brain than muscle or walk around with muscles for a brain and I’m yet to see evidence to the contrary. It’s like their clan had their evolution capped somewhere just close to full evolution and it has been so till todate. Their cranial features and muscles can ellaborate theur close link with homo erectus original, without elements forcing evolution.
Show me one intellectual Luhya, a revolutionist, a leader with charisma; I will show you a virgin nun! Hakuna… Wote hukuwa na this watchie/mbotch look and are wired to be followers and not leaders. All their leaders are followers falling over Adonija or Nabii, none with a spine. They work best in menial/labour-intensive jobs and not intellectual spaces and if you think it’s false, shindana na mluhya kulima ama kukata nyasi. The few doctors and proffesors are outliers but much as they are , they are inferior in skill to their peers.
And of course, factory settings for medieval primates are sex, food, clothes, and shelter and you guessed right if you nodded to sex and food as the number one priority for these lot, and they take the two seriously. Same thing the Neanderthals did. Omba mluhya uone kama ata kunyima, maajabu hiyo-that thing excites them. Food naye ata usiongee!

Now to the gist of my rant. Why are they the only ones who feel and imagine and embody themselves with Jesus/God or religious cultism? Sasa kuna Johanna wa TAno Bungoma complete with his bible and disciples! There was Yesu of Tongeren, There was Maria Mtumishi, and the man who went to be with himself Jehovah Wanyonyi. Most shakahola victims are from western and ezekiels church is full of westeners. Kuna nini huko? A small area but with hundreds or religious derilicts and followers so gullible , like they cant reason logically past some point and decipher the epic conmanship being served by these cultists.
Shida huwa nini?

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Wueh…:smiley:

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:D:D:D

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Your first clause of your introductory sentence is contra to what you are saying

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Well, I note so but im just puzzled, Ikeep wanting to be disproven on my hypothesis…Maybe there is an explanation

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Ukiona mwanaume ameamka asubuhi na hii machungu yote jua tu hakulala usiku…Pole bro, kukuliwa bibi na mbaruhyia lazima ni uchungu sana

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As a bukusu mechanized infantry, the only thing I am requesting is your location.

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I with let others speak before I speak. Sii mnajua mimi nakuwanga expert wa luhya affairs? @Ken_Sarro, @Abba, @Jura et al assembly immediately.

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See how expertly you are evading OP’s gist instead going for his jugular.

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Kama umekuliwa bibi na mtu hauwezi pigana na yeye enda lialia huko kwa salon gathee. Acha kizungu mingi na bibi ashamwagiwa ndani.

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google professor arthur ashubwe eshiwani. ama ben murambi sihanya.

fine professors.

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This must be really personal:)

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Sasa oneni hawa ma Shepart wote… waki equate rant yangu na sex!!? @Jack_Black @Kodiaga @mikel . As in it’s the first default thought or homepage ya brain so to say. Why aint you answering about religion, instead talking about my wifes privates and canal affairs?

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:D:D

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@poyoloko hebu tupe maoni

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:D:D:D Hiyo tribe huwa na kasoro.

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Wote wameenda default setting ya siex :D:D:D:D

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Na munajua Rigathi na Ruto wakimalizwa na hiyo Ukimwi who is third in command? @Euler @magreb

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1,2,3 paragraphs of tribal garbage. All are lies and baseless facts. States your tribe I tell you what you are?

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This looks like he Watched all seasons of Papa Shirandula then judged an entire tribe based on the prowess of an intelligent actor playing dumb. Or as someone said, mluhya alimkulia:D