Mchele Experiences

A couple of days ago pale twirra guys began talking about mchele and how rampant the spiking game has become. I read very many stories of victims, in a scale I couldn’t have imagined exists (actually I felt the shooting of the mchele boss was out of this outcry - someone thought this guy may be knowing too much, esp on the collusion with police about the cases.

Anyone in this kijiji went through it? What was your experience?

most people who go to bars and clubs alone have been poisoned with that stuff at least once.

Been lucky. Lakini hii maneno ilianza lini? I remember when I used to club, many times solo, many times in the popular watering holes right in the middle of town, Lang’ata, Westy there wasn’t a time when i ever experienced or even heard of watu kuwekewa mchele. Na ungewacha ata pombe kwa meza uende kukatika ama kwa loo na urudi uendelee mahali uliwacha. That was mostly during the early-to-mid-late Kibaki years. I think probably the drug wasn’t as widely available then, ama pressure in tems of economy wasn’t as bad na imeongezeka zaidi. I recall bumping into random women, some in groups with whom I’d imbibe heavily till the wee hours after which we’d part ways without any drama. Fun times those were.

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I think you are talking about the 1990s. After 2000, you couldn’t leave your chupa in tao and go to the loo.

Can you share the tweets tuone

I doubt it was luck, you probably looked the part, IE POOR. Mchele started a long time ago. Also what is “early-to-mid-late Kibaki years” Just say Kibaki era you filthy beggar!

Sijawai ekewa mchele. Sijawai ibiwa na dame. Sina baby momma.

Mostly because I have BOUNDARIES. Once me and u are done u leave. No sleeping over at my place. Unarudi home direct. Vile a certain nilotic politician atarudi

Also kwa club the only people I talk to ni the person or people I went I there with. Ata ukue mrembo aje. I will ignore you. Coz I ain’t a thirsty ass nigga

Najua kuna madam watajipendekeza kwako hii week its probably coz its end month na amesota. Just cut ties with such prudes.

Ndio maana badala ya pombe wacha nikunywe Yoghurt baridi bila kusumbua

Ata hio yoghurt baridi can be spiked

Hata iyo yoghurt itawekwa mchele. Kuna watu wameekewa mchele kwa mayai.

Not really, it wasn’t the 90s. I bar hopped in many of the fancy pubs in and around the city and never once encountered such.

sasa kwa nyumba yangu nani atakuja aniwekee mchele

Basmati babes.

Githingithia aliwekewa mchele kwa snacks on his way to Mombasa in a bus. That was probably in the mid 90s.

Link?

In real life ama kwa michezo ya kuigiza akiitwa “Ndumenikú”?

Hapo sawa. Na unabaki safe. Hata mimi sidhani nitawahi kula hio pishori…watanitoa wapi jameni!

It was a real incident but he acted it in one of his albums

Nilidungwa long grain nikiwa chicken inn pale Bellevue bana and the tushosh who did it didn’t look the part. Nilikua nasosi chicken chips and fanta orange madiaba. To this day I don’t know how it happened. One of the tushosh came and asked kama the silver German machine parked outside ni yangu ati imemblock. Next thing naamka Mater hosi bila phones, wallet, na USD ATM imenunua fridge, microwave and washing machine Tuskys Moi avenue. Tuskys walikua maumbwa and we’re complicit in that purchase. Thank God they went down. Uzuri they didn’t touch the car, ilibaki Bellevue.

Halafu nowdays you can’t trust a your fellow ndume with your drink. Not long ago unaenda kunyora you don’t even utter a word. Just a hand signal to the stranger you’re sharing a table with informing him of your intention and he gives you a thumbs up. Sasa kama ndume ndio ilikulishwa copper sita juu ya pishori, then we’re not safe gentlemen

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Kwa ifyo hata Kwa hoteli unaesa wekewa? Na pia hawa watu hujifanya hawajui directions