Medics In The House, Kindly Translate This For Me.....

[shoti_mzito]

Dear Dr @Luther12 and co.

Now, you guys remember my new catch from MKU that I told you about a few weeks ago.

She was found unconscious this morning in her hostel room by her pal who immediately called me.

I instructed my driver to go pick her up and together with her pal they went to hospital and I told my driver/bodyguard to send me the reports and results from the lab because the chic is murmuring that she took fries and a soda, and NEVER took any alcohol.

Can someone please translate the attached results for me, I desperately need to know. I am in Arusha trying to make ends meet.

PS: I have never dried fried her.[ATTACH=full]57651[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]57655[/ATTACH]

[junkie]

Luwere

[The_Virus]

The first 5 items ni indicators za health ya kidney. Generally figo zake ziko sawa but kuna shida kiasi

[shoti_mzito]

@The_Virus

The first 5 items ni indicators za health ya kidney. Generally figo zake ziko sawa but kuna shida kiasi

Are you a tokta? Shida iko wapi nianze ku block number yake saa hii…?

[LowRider]

jaribu kuongea na huyo doc anamshughulikia he is the only one that can give you a clear explanation

[nairobilay]

She needs more sodium…so nut in her mouth x 3 daily for 5 days. And make sure she swallows.

[dabu]

@vuja de kuja weka majina ya huyu kwaju hapa.

[shoti_mzito]

@LowRider

jaribu kuongea na huyo doc anamshughulikia he is the only one that can give you a clear explanation

Siko area mblo, niko Arusha. Doc ako busy kiasi amesema hagwes kuongea na phone saa hii…

[Conservative_dude]

Could be food poisoning…

[LowRider]

@shoti_mzito

Siko area mblo, niko Arusha. Doc ako busy kiasi amesema hagwes kuongea na phone saa hii…

vile umeambiwa, mimi naona pia ni food poisoning nimewahi tomba nurse so I may have acquired some of her knowledge. Atameza dawa awe salama salmini. Hope hayuko Coptic hospital juu huko ni kama gas chamber

[system]

@LowRider

vile umeambiwa, mimi naona pia ni food poisoning nimewahi tomba nurse so I may have acquired some of her knowledge. Atameza dawa awe salama salmini. Hope hayuko Coptic hospital juu huko ni kama gas chamber

Hehehe…
So umeambukizwa na knowledge?
:D:D

[shoti_mzito]

@LowRider

vile umeambiwa, mimi naona pia ni food poisoning nimewahi tomba nurse so I may have acquired some of her knowledge. Atameza dawa awe salama salmini. Hope hayuko Coptic hospital juu huko ni kama gas chamber

Usinifanye nicheke na side dish yangu iko hali mbaya. Nope, actually wako Mater…

[john_doe]

From those results it looks like she has Chlamydia and a very rare strain of HIV , you should visit the nearest hospital for ARVs my friend and write a will as soon as possible

[Wakanyama]

@shoti_mzito

Usinifanye nicheke na side dish yangu iko hali mbaya. Nope, actually wako Mater…

na nhif card ,mimi personal doctor wangu ako nairobi hospital na sisumbui

[BigMark]

Ehe!!! hiyo lab result haiwezi kua ya dame , those are masculine readings - kuanza tuambie tu ukeli hizi results si ni zako,
ama ka dame yako no @Gay Lord XII , we shall all understand

[vuja_de]

@dabu

@vuja de kuja weka majina ya huyu kwaju hapa.

hehehe. nilipewa warning kali sana. unataka nipigwe equator?

[4makind]

Pole mzeiya, I am in Arusha for the next 12 days on assignment

Kuja Boogaloo leo jioni upate 2 on my account

[shoti_mzito]

@john_doe

From those results it looks like she has Chlamydia and a very rare strain of HIV , you should visit the nearest hospital for ARVs my friend and write a will as soon as possible

When your dad and mom died within a span of 2 weeks, did they leave behind a will? Ama hakukuwa na kitu ya kuwa inherited?:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[shoti_mzito]

@Wakanyama

na nhif card ,mimi personal doctor wangu ako nairobi hospital na sisumbui

Wewe hao wanyama umeshatomba kabla ya kuwachinja, only a very senior veterinary can be handling your cases. Nairobi hospital is just a wet dream for you mjamaa, but don’t lose hope all shall be well…

[MISCHIEF]

i though birrioneas have personal doctors na hawasumbui watu ovyo ovyo