Most Odd / Weird Job done

jambazim

Village Elder
#1
Whats the most odd or weird job you have ever done?

There was this time i had traveled and needed something to make me busy as well as make some money. So a friend to a friend told me that there was a job opening to a clinic. Mimi huyo kwa clinic. It was a mid - wife clinic for people who didn't want to go to the hospital and wanted to give birth natural.

I was told to come back the next day for orientation in the afternoon. Was shown the clinic and all the birthing areas. Most used was the tab where mothers would give birth in water. I was told my role would be to video record if the client wanted ( most always wanted). I was given some 3 previously recorded videos to go orient myself and come back the following morning. Since i was single then, i figured this would be interesting.

When i went to my pals place, i decided to watch the videos. Hata 20 minutes didn't end on the first video. Nikasema wacha ikae!! The things women go through...
 

jambazim

Village Elder
#4
Video was a long time ago. Thou i think you can find some on youtube about women giving birth kwa bathtub. Am not too good at hekayas. I have not been given the grace to write :):)..
 

NMK

Senior Villager
#7
once worked at a majenjo kam mtu wa mkono in Wajir. The pay was soo good but the work was tough and the hot weather hostile for such work. i a day you had to spend about 2000 on drinking water. Alafu you got money but there is no pu**y. Nearly alll the whores had been monopolized by the KDF guys. There are 5 bars in Wajir town inclusive of the AP and prison one. Only got laid once in 3months.
 

jambazim

Village Elder
#8
once worked at a majenjo kam mtu wa mkono in Wajir. The pay was soo good but the work was tough and the hot weather hostile for such work. i a day you had to spend about 2000 on drinking water. Alafu you got money but there is no pu**y. Nearly alll the whores had been monopolized by the KDF guys. There are 5 bars in Wajir town inclusive of the AP and prison one. Only got laid once in 3months.
:D:D
 

gashwin

Village Chief
#12
once worked at a majenjo kam mtu wa mkono in Wajir. The pay was soo good but the work was tough and the hot weather hostile for such work. i a day you had to spend about 2000 on drinking water. Alafu you got money but there is no pu**y. Nearly alll the whores had been monopolized by the KDF guys. There are 5 bars in Wajir town inclusive of the AP and prison one. Only got laid once in 3months.
he he ...hukutembea kwa hiyo salon wanauza makali imported into the county as eggs?
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
#15
once worked at a majenjo kam mtu wa mkono in Wajir. The pay was soo good but the work was tough and the hot weather hostile for such work. i a day you had to spend about 2000 on drinking water. Alafu you got money but there is no pu**y. Nearly alll the whores had been monopolized by the KDF guys. There are 5 bars in Wajir town inclusive of the AP and prison one. Only got laid once in 3months.
:D:D:D
 

Meria Mata

Elder Statesman
#20
Long long time ago while still living in the happy Valley somewhere in Dagoretti south Kuna mgeni aliangusha 'CITIZEN' saa ya nguvu kwa choo (think alikua yuawasha nduthi). Ile pesa alisema atapea mwenye atarecover hio watch was too tantalizing for a youth in his late teens, to cut the long story short mimi na Cuzo recovered the watch after scooping like 20 buckets of shit, mie ndie nilikua nimeingia ndani ya choo kaa nimejifunga manylon paper kwa wingi, i smelt like shit for a fortnight na hata hio Salo sikuienjoy
 

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