Na pale Mombasa.

patco

Village Elder
#4
Ningesema hii ni porojo but you never know what people do in the confine of their homes haswa wanasiasa na wasanii. If you have ever seen the sultan you must have noticed his feminine traits him and his boys. Hii ni kali lakini.
Who pays for a stranger to get his throat fixed in South Africa and then Germany? That is some serious buddy love. Na vile politicians ni mean when it comes to money.

Labda aliharibu shingo ya kijana wakiwa closet business.

Full story here :

https://www.sde.co.ke/article/20012...mpoz-reveals-how-governor-joho-saved-his-life


https://www.sde.co.ke/article/20013...d-from-german-hospital-joho-settles-his-bills


Pale kwa akina Meria Mata this is kawaida. @Meria Mata ile siku uliombwa na muarabu si ulipatiana? Don't lie. :D:D:eek:

We know how they roll.
 
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patco

Village Elder
#6
vijana wengi wa kiarabu mombasa ni mashoga.
Ndio afike penye amefika in life...

Hata pale TZ iko hivo. I guess it's a Swahili thing brought by the nasty Arabs and European sailors. The Arabs exported it to the Wanga and Buganda Kingdoms as well. During the Baganda Martyrs saga the King (Mwanga 2) who had converted to Islam wanted the young palace page boys to do the necessary but they in turn had converted to Christianity and it forbade them. Walikata katwa kama kuku.

The irony here being that the young pages had converted to Catholicism...

Ali kiba, Diamond platinumz, Dimpos... na Joho sio mchezo. Anataka ma star.
 

sani

Village Elder
#7
Ndio afike penye amefika in life...

Hata pale TZ iko hivo. I guess it's a Swahili thing brought by the nasty Arabs and European sailors. The Arabs exported it to the Wanga and Buganda Kingdoms as well. During the Baganda Martyrs saga the King (Mwanga 2) who had converted to Islam wanted the young palace page boys to do the necessary but they in turn had converted to Christianity and it forbade them. Walikata katwa kama kuku.

The irony here being that the young pages had converted to Catholicism...

Ali kiba, Diamond platinumz, Dimpos... na Joho sio mchezo. Anataka ma star.
Pia inachangiwa na dini. Young girls are told they have to be married virgins, so wanazoea kupeana nyuma, vijana wamezoea kupewa nyuma na madem wacoast hadi wanakuwa mashoga
 
#9
But pia sultan ana roho nzuri and it is not surprising that he would fund someone aende akatibiwe ndani au nje ya nchi, kuna watu wabaya na wazuri kwa kila dini lakini sitakudanganya waislamu tend to be more empathetic from my own experience and what i have seen. Joho ni jamaa wakutoka mtaani and he can understand and relate to not having a pot to piss in and from what i heard is that ommy fell on hard times yeye na kiba ndio maana for the past few years they have been tied to the hip with the sultan.

It is known that alot of waswahili ni ma shoga na their women love being pummeled kinyuma. @patco
 

sani

Village Elder
#10
But pia sultan ana roho nzuri and it is not surprising that he would fund someone aende akatibiwe ndani au nje ya nchi, kuna watu wabaya na wazuri kwa kila dini lakini sitakudanganya waislamu tend to be more empathetic from my own experience and what i have seen. Joho ni jamaa wakutoka mtaani and he can understand and relate to not having a pot to piss in and from what i heard is that ommy fell on hard times yeye na kiba ndio maana for the past few years they have been tied to the hip with the sultan.

It is known that alot of waswahili ni ma shoga na their women love being pummeled kinyuma. @patco
Waislamu matajiri wana roho safi, and the white kanzu makes all people equal. In mombasa you can interact with a lord of the land as equals. Mtu akiingia mosque anaacha v8 yake madirisha wazi. kumbaff jaribu io Nairobi
 
#14
Who pays for a stranger to get his throat fixed in South Africa and then Germany? That is some serious buddy love. Na vile politicians ni mean when it comes to money.

Labda aliharibu shingo ya kijana wakiwa closet business.

Full story here :

https://www.sde.co.ke/article/20012...mpoz-reveals-how-governor-joho-saved-his-life


https://www.sde.co.ke/article/20013...d-from-german-hospital-joho-settles-his-bills


Pale kwa akina Meria Mata this is kawaida. @Meria Mata ile siku uliombwa na muarabu si ulipatiana? Don't lie. :D:D:eek:

We know how they roll.
Gomerrr shaitaaan ibilisi pepo nyeusi!
Omba tusikutane noogle hii.
Utakula RKO superman punch na spear.
 

patco

Village Elder
#18
Gomerrr shaitaaan ibilisi pepo nyeusi!
Omba tusikutane noogle hii.
Utakula RKO superman punch na spear.

:D:D:D:D:D:D uchape nani spear? Mimi?! Labda kwa ndoto buda boss. Not on your best day!!!

Na hii reaction inaonesha umeshikwa kiuno na huyo muarabu. Fungua roho. Unajifanya emotions nini na tunajua vile huwa kunaenda huko Coast.
 

patco

Village Elder
#20
In this world we live in, everything you do can be twisted to whatever angle.
It could be the guy is just helping out a brother, it's basic Islamic duty. Sounds strange to non Muslims but to Muslims we are used to the wealthy helping the poor or people in need. Without hidden agendas.
African Americans call it, 'keeping it on the down low!'

Yaani unachezea both leagues. Alai hawezi ropoka tu fwaa. Where he got that rumour lazima ni solid source.

And we see how the governor loves being stylish, debonair... :D:D:D
 

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