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  1. Quadro k4000

    Quadro k4000 Village Elder

    he he, no need for explanation, @introvert detected.
     
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  2. kitikyumu

    kitikyumu Senior Villager

    karibu nisahau kuuliza...off season ni gani? can i get a stone? it sounds like some potent stuff
     
  3. Giggz

    Giggz Village Elder

    Bure kabisa
     
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  4. AMB_Sunday

    AMB_Sunday Village Elder

    They are just hungry. Call it feeding the Birds
     
  5. Alftall

    Alftall Villager

    On two consecutive days last week, we all had to be forced to alight from the matatu we were traveling in coz they obstructed the road. One mat crew was arrested at Githurai. Had paid fare using a 500bob note and was lucky to get change while Karao was seated at the front.
    In the second incident, the fellows were arrested at Kahawa bridge (ama flyover). Apparently, no matatu was supposed to stop there. The conda had to negotiate with the cop to have us take another mat at Engen, near KU. The previously mjuaji conda had to coil his tail between his legs...
     
  6. gashwin

    gashwin Village Sponsor

    tobacco crop suffers from various diseases caused by fungi, viruses and bacteria as well as attacks by pets such as nematodes. to control all these and minimize on the cost of control inputs a farmer is required to rotate the growing field with another crop such as cereals. the growing season is therefore declared by the district agricultural officer and has the commencement date when farmers should sow their seedbed to the last harvesting date. any remnants after the last date are uprooted and burnt or composted for manure. some kichwa ngumu farmers however try to maximize by growing two crops in succession illegally. that is what is called off-season and the offending farmers would be snitched on by their neighbours because the risked everyone else's next crop.
     
  7. Zee

    Zee Village Elder

    ali outrun polisi akiwa amefungwa pingu...hehehe, kwani walikua wamelala
     
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  8. Zee

    Zee Village Elder

    hehe tulikua tunatoka na back door tunaacha akina pamba wakijiongelesha
     
  9. introvert

    introvert Village Sponsor

    Jamaa aliwekwa ndani ya mariamu, akafanya timing na kuruka through ile nafasi iko juu ya cabin.
    Dere alishtukia msee hapo juu ya bonnet.
     
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  10. jinchuriki

    jinchuriki Senior Villager

    afadhali wewe mwenye anakuambia pesa flani sisi wengine tunawekwa pingu alafu anakufora. akishatoa kila kitu anakurudishia simu na walet empty alafu anakuuliza kwenyu ni wapi. hapa kama wewe ni mjanja unamwambie ni Kimende atleast akurudishie soo biri. Hata flashdisk anaenda nayo. Kitu sad about kuwa yout man hamtawahi sikizana na police.
     
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  11. muria.mboco

    muria.mboco Village Elder

    Cops are fucked up.. Sio kukunywa kwa bill yako by force just because the mofo found d you talking to the barmaid who is supposedly the girlfriend.. [shanzu ].. Ama umeshikwa indicator Imeburn asubui wanataka thao..jimama limebleach linaingia kwa gari ati twende steshen..kuingia kasarani police anaanza zile za ulikua unatakaje? Ngui na ndio imenishika no way am giving you a 1000bob na bulb ni 140..heri uchore niende Court. Another Day I was harassed for going with my own abstract form from a cyber.. The a holes at the OB desk wako nazao wanauza 30bob a piece..nimechoka kutype
     
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  12. The.Black.Templar

    The.Black.Templar Village Sponsor

    Damn! Hao wa kasarani nimeskia ni washenzi sana! Kuna mmoja ameitisha bro 20k juu ya double parking in ferking zimma
     
  13. Ice_Cube

    Ice_Cube Village Sponsor

    hehe