Jana nimepigiwa simu Na kunguru nimekuwa nikila uroda nayo. Haki Okwonkwo hebu come Leo. Nimekumiss sana. There and then I got a very hard boner. Nikamshow wacha nikitoka job nitaconfirm. Akasema sawa, usinilet down priss.
Now this girl is very delicious. Delicious kuliko slay Queen delicious shiko. Hakuna vile ningekataa mwaliko. My mind went on overdrive as I thought of a way to not turn up at home.
Light bulb moment.
At around 7pm nikapigia bibi. Mikamwambia kuna system tunadeploy ya IEBC Na deadline ni kesho. So sitaweza kwenda home. Nalala Job.
Akalia lia kidogo but nikamwambia hii ni critical sana. Na si unajua lazima tuhakikishe Uhuru amerudi? Hapo akakubali, Sawa, Fanya kazi my dear. I wished her good night and was on my way to kunguru’s nest.
On my way ile nyimbo ya Pastor Ng’ang’a was humming in my head.
Kunguru, ndege mweusi, si ajabu kwamba alimlisha Eliya. x2
Knock knock. Ni Nani? Ni Mimi mwenye nyumba, I bellowed.
Kuingia ndani kwanza nikapewa supper. Kushiba alafu shower then game ikaanza.
Nilifikisha threshold tukalala. Asubuhi nikaamkia morning glory.
At around 8am this morning nawasha phone napata missed calls tano za wife, she had been calling since 5am.
Called her back. My dear umetoka job? Was her first question. Nikamshow bado. I told her as the Lead Developer nangojea Commissioners Wa IEBC waje kuinspect system blah blah blah.
Now how do I tell this kunguru that I am married? The sex is bomb but I think she should know her place before she develops an idea of me to meet her sisters and brothers.
I just got to the office in Westlands an hour ago. Wacha niingie meeting nipeane report narudi kusoma comments later.