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  1. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    Rubbing my hands in glee. Bril hekaya Binti. Pole sana for the loss of your loved one. Told you I lost mine too but we never got to have s*x as Mum got wind of the relationship and she and my aunties demonstrated worse than our Jengs in Othumo. So we broke up as I was only in Form 2 and he was a bit older. We lost touch but re-united after I went to Uni and bumped into his younger bro. Just when we had re-opened the communication channels, I heard of his death from a friend. He collapsed in the office.
     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2017
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  2. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    aki pole sana... we were planning to break the news to my sister, her workmate first and then from there make it official...wapende wasipende. You know my mum also knew him very well since he could do some financial transactions for her if sis was not around.We were scared of her reaction since being the last borne , everyone still treated me like a child and he was `11 yrs older.
     
  3. nairobilay

    nairobilay Village Elder

    My point is that he doesnt want to know how she was being smashed. Thats why she shouldnt leave the tabs open lest he inadvertently reads them
     
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  4. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Point taken. Thanks.;)
     
  5. Koolibah

    Koolibah Village Elder

    I am your Bantu god,
    let your body be my altar
    burn incense on your nipples
    Spread the sacrifice on your mons pubis
    enter into a covenant
    Iam your Bantu god
     
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  6. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    :oops::oops::oops:
    Damn ! I wish I was a virgin.
    :rolleyes:
     
  7. hcaikp

    hcaikp Village Elder

    Pseudonym you don't dissapoint dear this is an enchor!!congrats girl, yor wring is flawlesss.
     
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  8. hcaikp

    hcaikp Village Elder

    i wish you had calebs child. You would cherish that kid.
     
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  9. hcaikp

    hcaikp Village Elder

    kawaida guys are the best @pseudonym
     
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  10. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Thankyou sir.
     
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  11. Liberty

    Liberty Village Elder

    Thank you dear
     
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  12. Liberty

    Liberty Village Elder

    FYI, we have secondary virginity too.
     
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  13. Koolibah

    Koolibah Village Elder

    Encore
     
  14. Koolibah

    Koolibah Village Elder

    Tell her. Tell her she's a virgin
     
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  15. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    You are enjoying throwing me under the bus,sindio?
    That ritual will backfire and we will go down in flames.
     
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  16. Liberty

    Liberty Village Elder

    :D:D:D:D

    No Magdalena, nothing wrong with that
    :):):):)

    Trying my best to convince her, carefully though!
     
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  17. hcaikp

    hcaikp Village Elder

    sawa mzee .
     
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  18. Ka-Buda

    Ka-Buda Village Elder

    @pseudonym ,if you wrote a book, I'd buy two copies!

    Beautifully constructed and tantalisingly erotic! - (and I'm not talking about your tits silly!..)
    kikikikkkk..
     
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  19. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Thanks @Ka-Buda .:) I appreciate that very much.

    I know you are not talking about my titties silly!:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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  20. WANJIKU

    WANJIKU Village Elder

    Sorry @pseudonym ...:(
     
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