SOME PARTIES ARE JUST FULL OF CRAP - BAD LUCK OR A CURSE?????

[DI TICHA]

I decide to attend a Party!!!! The good me and as punctual as i always am, i sat in the front row. Then a Lady started giving out food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front. "Hapo nkasema haizuru"....When her friends started giving out drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately i had already changed my seat to the back knowing thats where things were being delivered...Again the drinks didnt reach me..."Weeee...hapo sasa nliuma kidole karibu niikate"....So fed up and the anger in me, i just stood up to leave , then i saw 3 ladies, each with a big bowl....This time, nkatumia kaujanja kangu kadogoooo..and i decided to sit in the middle...To my Surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front and the other from the back...Men, it was roasted meat...When they got got close to the middle where i was seated , it got finished. Feeling so frustrated , i bent my head , not looking at any face...the 3rd Lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that i should pick......Can't imagine how relieved i was.....i stretched my hand with a sigh of triumph......Mmmhhh....!!! Gues what was in the Fucking Bowl...????? THE STUPID B*** HAD CARRIED A BOWL FULL OF TOOTHPICKS.............

Somebody in his/her right sense of mind anafaa kuniambia if this what we call bad luck or its Simply a curse........?? Dame ka huyo mtu humuambia nini sasa...??

 

[Deorro]

Hahahaha

 

[Diffre]

next time enda kama umeshiba..hustle for the drinks alone

 

[uwesmake]

BOSS KWANI UKO NA SHIDA MOB AJE? BEFORE UENDE BASH KULA UGALI MBILI NA NYAMA CHOMA AMA FRY, BASH KAZI NI KUMEZA NJEMISON/GILBEYS NA KURUSHA WAYA

 

[Mathaais]

Hii yako Sasa sioni ata maombi haiwezi ikasaidia

 

[Supu don]

Hii yako Sasa sioni ata maombi haiwezi ikasaidia

 

[Supu don]

next time volunteer to serve..

 

[Gaza]

Mpicha ya hukisema haizuru .. na hile ya Stretching your hand with a sigh of triumph for further analysis . . tuone vile unaweza saidika.

 

[Female Perspective]

Di Ticha unakaa mashidashida hivi hivi! Hii ni maneno gani ya kufuata sahani na macho from your seat! Ati row ya kwanza sijui ya mwisho? Ama hii ndio paying attention to details?

 

[chuka]

hekaya za abunuwasi

 

[kijanamrefu]

Ni party(!!!!!) gani hii that watu wanakaa in rows?

 

[chap]

There was a post at the entrance, ungekuwa keen ungeiona, it was targeting you and other mafisi who were crushing on the party
"Hata ukinawa kwa bidii, huli"

 

[Electronics4u]

As advised by Uncle uwes, everytime you go for a wedding, funeral, rurashio, or a party, jisort kwanza in the nearest butchery na Ka-nusu tumbukiza.
Hizo ma michele na Ma waaru kubwa na half cooked chapos za parties hunifurisha tumbo...

 

[le scumbag]

Heheheeee wewe ulirogwa na mrogi akafa...
Can't stop laughing....

 

[DI TICHA]

BOSS KWANI UKO NA SHIDA MOB AJE? BEFORE UENDE BASH KULA UGALI MBILI NA NYAMA CHOMA AMA FRY, BASH KAZI NI KUMEZA NJEMISON/GILBEYS NA KURUSHA WAYA

Shida zimenikwamilia....Haizuru....but hii advice inakaa sambamba.......next time nitajibonda big time....

 

[DI TICHA]

Hii yako Sasa sioni ata maombi haiwezi ikasaidia

Jaribu tu....inaweza kuwa ni curse na Bible inasema...ukiombewa pia na wengine...maombi itaskika......Pris, Pris....dont just see a brother suffer coz ya mapepo tunaeza kemea....riswa....

 

[DI TICHA]

Di Ticha unakaa mashidashida hivi hivi! Hii ni maneno gani ya kufuata sahani na macho from your seat! Ati row ya kwanza sijui ya mwisho? Ama hii ndio paying attention to details?

Sijui nifanyaje but mashida na mimi nika the oxygen we breathe....kama huwa zinapeanwa but siwes deny kunaye alinipa nkiwa mtoi akasema "wewe na mashida mtakuwa mandugu na marafiki wa chanda na pete"......alafu its so important ukienda place unakuwa active participant.....and it seems by me being an active participant i end up kuumia......Niliimba, nka-dance , nkacheka ata kwa zile vitu mtu hafai kucheka..but hapa kwa dish sijui kuliendaje.........

 

[DI TICHA]

Ni party(!!!!!) gani hii that watu wanakaa in rows?

ingine hapo...bado hatujafika kwa ile ya kukaa na hotel setting.....sahi bado tuko old school...church setting

 

[FieldMarshal CouchP]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Funny shit!

 

[DI TICHA]

There was a post at the entrance, ungekuwa keen ungeiona, it was targeting you and other mafisi who were crushing on the party
"Hata ukinawa kwa bidii, huli"

Haikuwa...ama labda ilikuwa imeanguka.....yenye nliona tu ni ya direction za choo.......and i thought ilikuwa a positive sign to show that mlo iko kwa wingi na matokeo itacome in handy....we had to brace ourselves.....nka get the biggest shock of the year