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Electronics4u

Village Elder
Staff member
#1
Now that @Meria Mata is on leave and is on holiday pale Zanzibar,( I hope unfikicha threshold kaa Baba) I suggest we TBT on a traumatizing experience we went through during our childhood that we remember to date.
Mine was when I was in class 5, I visited some relative's place which was about 10km from our home,one Saturday morning. I think I was sent by mum. Unfortunately for me, they were not in. More unfortunately for me, they had unleashed their 5 ferocious dogs to guard their home while away.
I entered their compound and walked a distance of about 100 metres upto where the main house was and called out. Tata!?Tata ii?...(auntie! Auntie!?)
I heard a roar behind me and there they were, 5 dogs ready to attack.
Nilichomoka kaa usain bolt with the dogs giving the chase.
Up to today, I can't tell how I outrun those animals, coz as i was to be told later, if they had caught up with me, ningekuwa history.
They chased me up to the gate and then retreated.
I never visited that homestead again till about some 15 years later.
 

Afro

Village Elder
#7
Mimi labda time fulani nikiwa class 2-3,watching my step dad forcing my mum to gulp down poison usiku wa manane kwa the hallway leading from bedrooms to sitting room as i helplessly watched her sreaming for help. I was so confused nilianza kupita pita nikienda sitting room then back to bedroom. nilirudi kulala juu kesho ni kwa shule.
 

Liberty

Village Elder
#8
It was on Christmas eve and I was playing in our grazing field, then spoted our long lost male cat chasing another female cat and disappeared in a maize plantation. Decided to follow it, only to stumble on young sturdy puppies of a our neighbors dog. The dog chased me barking and my hand was bitten by the blood thirsty canines as I put my extra spurt over the fence. I cried mamaaaa! I was ten. My mum had gone shopping for the Christmas. Neighbor came to the rescue and applied the fine tobacco, powder on the injury. Mum came and took me to Kapenguria hospital, was treated and discharged. Later, the owner of the dog was requested to pay for the damages.
 

MBOMB

Village Elder
#9
Mimi labda time fulani nikiwa class 2-3,watching my step dad forcing my mum to gulp down poison usiku wa manane kwa the hallway leading from bedrooms to sitting room as i helplessly watched her sreaming for help. I was so confused nilianza kupita pita nikienda sitting room then back to bedroom. nilirudi kulala juu kesho ni kwa shule.
What??o_Oo_O
 
#12
The day i stopped drinking chang'aa and then smoking bhang. Used to live in buru phase 3 and those days there were many open fields (landgrabbers were not invented yet). Anyway me and my buddies would go to Jericho, drink chang'aa and then go laze in one of the fields smoking bhangi. We used to call the combination "nyamchom". Anyway, this day we were heading back to our court and somehow i got separated from my buddies. I was lost for like 4 hours, could not remember where home is and was so high i could not ask anybody for directions. My buddies found me around six jioni. I never took nyamchom again.
 
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0%_Omera

Guest
#16
Mimi labda time fulani nikiwa class 2-3,watching my step dad forcing my mum to gulp down poison usiku wa manane kwa the hallway leading from bedrooms to sitting room as i helplessly watched her sreaming for help. I was so confused nilianza kupita pita nikienda sitting room then back to bedroom. nilirudi kulala juu kesho ni kwa shule.
Pole Kizee, domestic violence is never easy on kids. I hope u are way much better now.
 

123tokambio

Village Sponsor
#17
Mimi labda time fulani nikiwa class 2-3,watching my step dad forcing my mum to gulp down poison usiku wa manane kwa the hallway leading from bedrooms to sitting room as i helplessly watched her sreaming for help. I was so confused nilianza kupita pita nikienda sitting room then back to bedroom. nilirudi kulala juu kesho ni kwa shule.
:eek:WTF!!
 
#18
Mimi labda time fulani nikiwa class 2-3,watching my step dad forcing my mum to gulp down poison usiku wa manane kwa the hallway leading from bedrooms to sitting room as i helplessly watched her sreaming for help. I was so confused nilianza kupita pita nikienda sitting room then back to bedroom. nilirudi kulala juu kesho ni kwa shule.
WTF. If you ever stick a knife in the nigga, three ribs up on the right side just above the stomach, then smoke a cigarette as you watch him die slowly and you need a lawyer, I will pay for one.
 
#19
It was on Christmas eve and I was playing in our grazing field, then spoted our long lost male cat chasing another female cat and disappeared in a maize plantation. Decided to follow it, only to stumble on young sturdy puppies of a our neighbors dog. The dog chased me barking and my hand was bitten by the blood thirsty canines as I put my extra spurt over the fence. I cried mamaaaa! I was ten. My mum had gone shopping for the Christmas. Neighbor came to the rescue and applied the fine tobacco, powder on the injury. Mum came and took me to Kapenguria hospital, was treated and discharged. Later, the owner of the dog was requested to pay for the damages.
Kumbe wewe ni SLDF
 
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