The best Hekaya ever on KTalk

So hio siku nimebet nikashinda Mcheza 17,000 vizuri na kama kawa kama dawa, lazima nikakojoe niweke signature Sabina Joy.

Hio siku sikuwa nataka Petite since I had one 2 days ago so appetite yangu ilikuwa ya onion booty (kitu ukispank ukienda gents ukirudi bado inatingika)

Si mi nishashikisha Trust Studded pale Latema street nikishuka, nikaonelea nifanye window shopping hapo Dubois na river road before niende HQ ndio nipate a real deal for my money.

:cool:Kidogo kidogo momo light skin kama gashugwa akatoklezea, nyuma ni booty warrior(amebeba vile mi napendaga). Akanishika MZIGIDI hadi nikajiskia weightless:(. And right there I knew she was the 1.
I was loaded nikasema wacha ninyandue hii kama desert before niende HQ for the main meal.

Tukapanda nayeye hapo juu “care Guest house” 3rd floor I walked the stairs with the confidence of a rapist hadi kwa room(#69). The room number itself was a reflection of a pounding i was about to give that momo(hio pu**y itatoa moshi wallahi) Akatoa blouse na skirt akaona mi nimengoja tu.:):):slight_smile:

“Haiya si utoe nguo ndio utaskia utamu wa Yesu” akasema na base you could tell she’d been smoking sum’n.
I knew what I was doing, mi si fresha kwa game probably there was another one chini ya bed anategea niangushe longi anisaidie kubeba walenje. Nikamshow ninaye Yesu moyoni asitie shaka.

Nilishika hio Kata Kundu(G-string) alikuwa amevaa nikaivuta towards her legs ni kama na start Generator ya matanga:mad: juu we had wasted enough time.

Shock On me:eek::eek::eek: ile vapour ilinichapa uso heri kofi ya afande. Before I could say Jack Robinson harufu ilifwatia blinded me for a minute. well if thunder travels faster than lightning then vapor truly travels faster than stench.

Nilimshow tu ashante nikamlipa bila kunyandua but she didn’t wanna hear any of it.
“Auuuuuuuiiiiii” “Auuuuuuuuiiiii” “kujeni muone Mwaibale”
she kept screaming, akafungua mlango. “Huwezi ona halafu usikule, kwani we ni mganga, ushaniroga na macho?” Lazima uonje. Little did she know I couldn’t even afford an erection at the moment leave alone the thaught. My d*ck had shrunk to my balls. I was in between a hard place & a rock.

I offered to triple the pay just to make her stop the embarrassment, a crowd was starting to assemble at the door.“eeeh unaitishaje kuma na hukuli, hujui watu wanakufa na urosto?” I could hear her friends contributing. I wear specs so i look like Maghufuli and that was no place for people like me. People were probably wondering what an educated fellow like me was doing there.

The care taker came to my rescue.

2016 by @dogmaster

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This is hilarious:D:D
Bado nacheka though:D

Funny but not the best

Poorly scripted script, upuss

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tengeneza yako kih

Kula block.

Swaffi :D:D:D:D:D:D

Mbona hawaogi jameni? You are lucky you did not encounter faecal matter

Hekaya ilikuwa on point Kabsaa. Mwandishi akujie mzinga mbili hapo kwa desk ya admin

Angusha HEKAYA…

Hapana elder, I was traumatized,

I second that. @digi hekaya ya lanye chafu?

The village DEMANDS it’s RIGHT.

Hekaya swafi Sana

Harufu mbaya is a mega turn off

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Meffi. Si lazima useme mwanamke wewe