The Bro Code VS Kunguru

I have this lady friend who I like to hangout with. Sasa this lady lives with a hubby na wako na a small baby.
Am also friends with the hubby sometimes we hangout together.
When we go alone out, she wants me to pay the bills za drinks and food. But siwezi lipa juu na jua after she is drunk ata pickiwa na hubby waende.
Anashinda akinitafuta let’s go for drinks and lunch but Mimi na mshow in advance kila mtu ajisort bill yake na anasema ni sawa. Kuna time alini invite drinks kwake Nika kataa.
Sasa shida ni Naona hubby Ana suspect something is going on juu everyone ule anatujua both us Wana tuliza kwani sisi ni fuckkmates juu we always together.
Wadau ni chukua slices ni disappear to the deepest corner of Amazon ama ni cut off huyu dem, juu Dem aki Anza kukulike chances utakuitia slices directly?

I thought huwes mind kulipia hiyo thao ya lunch na soda

Are you ready to be killed by the hubby? If you are, go ahead and eat her!

Why do you keep the company of a married lady? We wî na ngui mutwe.

You should just stop hurting this “Friend” of yours.You are causing him pain,you might end up breaking that family. Stay away from his wife.How would you feel if that friend of yours was hanging out with your wife or girlfriend? Use common sense.

The first step to fucking a woman is becoming her friend. It is just a matter of time before akuvulie suruali even when you aren’t planning to screw her. Her husband should be worried about his kunguru.

The fact is that she wants you and in 90% of the cases where a married woman is eaten, she is the one who attracts the eater but the eater thinks that he is extremely hot and a conqueror, yet the whole thing is initiated and controlled by the kunguru. That is the case here and the husband does not know hii ni kunguru si bibi… you will not be the first nor the last eater

Reta hekaya vile ulikuwa beste ya your sponyo lakini ungali unabayiwa pilsner thika road. Fungua Roho vile ulitupwa nje

Hapo Ni tricky… Achana na huyo whore kabisa

When a kunguru wants to hang out with you, most likely she is low-key into you na kukuvulia suruali sio ngumu. Problem is, you probably aren’t interested in fucking workmates /classmates etc. Any fisi atakwambia the moment a woman confides in you, slices are yours for the taking - married or not.

Brocode ni muhimu. I’ve broken it several times before but I seem to have outgrown it

Katiba yakijiji inasema waziwazi; mtu asiwai jaribu kuleta hekaya bila picha za hiyo mbochi anazungumuzia.

Bibi ya mtu nooo

Ungeanza na kujiwekea pole…

Bro code ni wewe na watu wenu, bon Appétit saitan

Why are you explaining your self like a little bitch here…

Kwani hatakuweka friendzone?

Pull away for a bit and see what happens. If she follows you around, there you go. You have your answer. But also ask yourself a few questions… the least important not being, is it worth it, or will your life become as comfortable as someone wearing a sandpaper underwear because of some married Kunguru? For me that’s a hard pass, but I have more options than I need. If I was starving, I’d eat

A mluhya cannot have a chicken as a pet…

And you say the hubby is your friend? You are hard to understand. Cut off that Jezebel IMMEDIATELY! Have absolutely NOTHING to do with her. I’m sure the hubby thinks you’ve hit it already.