The day i almost went to jail over pussy.

Naona kijiji leo iko down sana wacha nitoe hekaya fupi.

Some few years ago my friend and i lets call him kevo had a small movie shop in Kariobangi south. We were known in the area as the local fisis coz wamama wa watu walikuwa wanakulwa hapo. hekaya for another day. so one day on a sato we felt in a mood of some muwako and we had some money kwa mfuko so tukanunua richot ya 750 ml and a two half liter spirits we did a mix that is gawa nusu add nusu richot to the sprit sasa kazi ni kuandika movies na kusip our drinks polepole.
Around 4pm a girl who used to work in a salon nearby came over .in fact she was being trained there for the job. And she was like “leo inaonekana muna furaha sana kwani kuna nini?” Kevo told her it was his BD and tunajienjoy tukiwa job tu pole pole. "nini hio munakunywa? She asked as she came inside the counter side. I told here ni drink ya watu wazima so usiguze. She said how she is also a mtu muzima so tuache za ovyo. So akaigia took my drink akanza kusip polepole around 6pm the girl was drunk and my friend took her sayng he is taking her home. Kumbe wapi the guy took her to one of the vacant rooms upstairs and DFed her kwa simiti yani on the floor.
The next thing i see is the girl in our shop akiwa uchi kabisa the only thing she had was a small pice of towel or was it a baby’s napkin amejifunika mbele. Sema disaster i tried to make her put her cloths back on but wapi the girl was crying and saying we have raped her…
To cut the long story short it took us 4 days to convince her not to report the matter to the police and we also convinced her arudi kwao home that is Kisumu so that we come over and get her from there coz Kevo was to marry her. This never happened.
So have you ever given a mama drinks alewe ndio you DF her and how did it turn out later?

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wtf is this pic even? :smiley:

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NIIDRYFRY DEM MLEVI FULNI KWA NYUMBA YA BOY WANGU SHOT TATU, NIKAACHIA BOY WANGU AKIIKULA NIKAENDA ZANGU KWA BAR . WACHA DEM ATOKELEZEE SAA NANE YA USIKU TUNALEWA AAKILIA ATI NIMPELEKE KWANGU. NILIMUAMBIA ARUDI KWA BOY WANGU AKAE NAMKUJIA. NILIPOTEA KWA ESTATE ONE WEEK . LATER NASKIA ALIKAA KWA BOY WANGU 3 DAYS BOY AKACHOKA AKAMUAMBIA AJITOE.

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I feel sad for some ladies.

Some five years ago i went out with a lady friend who was trying their luck to bf me. We drunk ourselves silly and ended up at mine at 3am. At that time, drunk and with low Mbs in my upper head, I did what most of you want to hear (Mbicha hakuna). After i did the necessary, the lady wake up shouting to whoever was awake at that ungodly hour and claiming i had raped her plus other unprintable words. The bottom line is , I was deep asleep and exhausted and i could hear some patches of the shouts. She later blacked out and she had a sound sleep till 11Am. Up to today she is still my platonic friend, although married.

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Nope those are women(you only need to be female to be a woman). You might need more to be a lady e.g ujanja na werevu.

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JUST SAY YOU PICKED UP A LUNATIC , DEM ANAANZAJE KUPIGA KELELE USIKU THEN AKO SAWA ASUBUHI.

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That’s rape. You might have as well slipped her a roofie.

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they were both drunk so hakuna rape hapo

We it was one of those days when TBT iliwanga Westy…So there was this chick that I used to follow design nzi hufollow Mavi…now it happened that she used to kid me about league yangu…Now one thursday I was loaded and decided to stay sobber but intouch with an FBI lady at westy as the target lady was partying…as soon as she was drank I got a call When I arrived sobber and looking elegant the target lady was allover me saying I should give her a ride…
.I obliged took her to ma campus nanikararua na makobosto…believe you me she was very responsive…In the morning she wasnt able to look me in the eye and seemed to be in deep thoughts…later despite her not having ma number…she texted’I dont know how it happened butnakuja confirmation jioni nikiwa fresh be there.

Is that a legal opinion or just your opinion?

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A legal one. She should have explained how she got drunk n y she did not put up a fight or scream.

Are you serious? Ati explain hiw she got drunk? Can you prove that she was in her right state of mind to give consent to having sex? For your friend there is clear intent bcause he lied to you about where he went, and taking her to a vacant room, he cant even claim to have been drynk because then he would have taken her right there at the movie place.
To put it simply if some did the same to your auntie/ mum/ sister? Would it hurt you? If the answer is yes then it is wrong

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if my mum/auntie/sister/girlfriend/wife goes to a mans place and drinks and gets fucked then i don’t care but if she was drudged then fucked then i can feel bad but kama alichukua pombe akakunywa hio ni ujinga wake.

ukipeleka dame kwako kama mumetoka drinks…ukisha manga na amelala…chukuwa simu yake call your number…ukisha pataa number yake…enda mpesa…mtumiye 150ksh…then endelea kulala…
dame akianza drama ati ni rape sijui nini…mshow wewe unawika nini natuliongea bei na tukaelewana…hadi ukaniambiya nikutumiye mpesa…

kama kuna crowd imekuja…act tuff and shout angalia mpesa kama sikukutumia pesa :slight_smile:

apo unaescape vizuri sana

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Wewe ni fisi number moja.:D:D:D:D

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The guy was also too high to make logical reasoning …So it cant be rape.

RAPE
unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force,by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
You cannot justify what you did because it’s rape, plain and simple.

Ehh! Sparta…wacha tu!

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