OK, Ok, nimekunywa White Kap which explains the bad rangueiji. Poleni sana.
Any way what I wanted to say is that this refrain about corruption in 254 is starting to kind of irritate me. Just look at the Sonko Pumwani saga - you niggas were just too ready to jump at the corruption excuse to do any critical thinking. Like the unthinking bonobos you are, you simply jumped at the conspiracy theories and said, aaaaaaaaah, the management of Pumwani is corrupt. One bright spark here even asked me why that management had not put up a morgue. That’s how brilliant some of us are, degrees and all.
Well, well, well, the same gavana who fed you this stupidity was there today delivering soda coolers to be used as cold boxes for dead neonates. Why had he not at the very least taken the first steps since he was elected to build a normal morgue? Why had his gavament not issued body bags and body transfer trolleys?
Do you guys remember the Moi Gals and KNH caesarean mathas rape sagas? You are taken for fools everyday because people like Alai, who are paid extortinists, know you can’t think to save your lives. You just like a juicy story that screams corruption and ineptitude so you can demand for somebody’s head. And in the process the lives of some very dedicated Kenyans are ruined (the Moi Gals head had to resign in disgrace, despite no rape having taken place).
Mnafaidika nini? Sasa vile madaktari wa Pumwani wamekuwa interdicted, ama vile hiyo stori ya Moi Gals ilipeleka huyo massa nyumbani, has it added a single sufuria of ugali to your table? Has your miserable Kayole life changed?
Any way, let me go to what drove me to put up this post even when drunk; the corruption hullabaloo.
It has become the big scapegoat for the unwashed masses. Why are you poor, Mr Wafula? Corruption tatii. Why are you drinking kumi kumi Njoroge? Hii korapshion ya Uhuru itatumarisa guka? Mweni, kwani kazi ni kuuza tu kuma Mlolongo? Aiii we mboss, kii kitimba ni chakwa na koraption ya Uhuru.
Niggas please. We have a problem with corruption, yes. Nobody in his right mind can dispute that.
But there is also a lot more at play. And a lot of it has to do with you. And me, sometimes. To try and say - like many of you are doing here day in day out - that all your problems are due to Uhuru is downright stupid and imbecilic.
When you were voting for a stupid constitution and we in the ‘No’ campaign told you that it was a silly document (how I wish my comments in Klost could be retrieved!) what did you say? That democarcy is expensive and Kenya was rich enough. Now, in an economy about 15% that of Texas you have 100 times the number of representatives. Niggas, you brought this shit on yourselves because you can’t do what is called strategic thinking - and imagine eti that the katiba was written by ‘experts’ with PHDs. Pthuuuuu!
Again, only about 3 million of you - from a population of 50 million - pay direct taxes! The others don’t pay nadda because basic goods like milk and flour are exempt. BUT THEY ALL WANT FREE HEATHCARE, EDUCATION, SANITARY TOWELS FOR THEIR 19 GIRLS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL etc etc etc. And you know what? Because most of you breed like some rats, 25 million of Kenyans are in school! Wrap that around your head - 25 of the 50 million don’t produce anything but eat and shit - and expect free education, healthcare, roads, security, whatever paid by who? The 3 million who pay taxes!
Look, somebody said that there is no free lunch anywhere in the world. If you eat for free, somebody is paying. In a country with such an inverted population pyramid such as Kenya, you can’t have freebies like in Norway, Denmark, Sweden and Finland. Oh and by the way, the population of all these four Nordic countries is 26 million but their economies are like 50 times that of Kenya. Their population pyramid is such that 75 per cent of their people are economically productive. Lakini you mankies want to say you can copy their socio-welfare models and give freebies left right and center? How silly can you be? Even in the US people have to pay for their education and healthcare! China had to freeze its population to develop, but here we want to give out free sanitary powels even before we distribute contraceptives.
Corruption is a problem in Kenya, yes, but the problem is way, way bigger than that. In my mind the biggest problem is the national outlook. People here don’t want to pay taxes but want free things. The little taxes that are paid are used - thanks to the stupid constitution that I opposed - to remunerate a few fat cats at the top of the bureuacracy. The general population breeds like rats and expects free things from I don’t know who.
Uhuru is incompetent and inept, agreed, but that is only 10 per cent of the problem.
Now rush into your bathroom and look in the mirror. You’ll see the other 90%. You voted for a stupid constitution. You want free things and yet pay no taxes. You breed like rats. You whine and take no action.
You are just a negro like all the negroes that there ever have been.
USELESS.
HIC!!