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I have this guy the wife stays in mombasa yeye anakaa nairobi coz ya job, 2018 we had an affair with him he knew i had a guy na my guy wanted to officiate things , so hapo 2018 mwisho he started being cold hata nikitaka tumeet anamake excuses so nikaona siwezi beg mtu na si bwana yangu tukanyamaziana tu hivo , My boyfriend also stays in mombasa so Nairobi am a bit free but nikaona nitulie vile tulifanya introduction.
Anyway fast foward 2019 yote ni salamu tu tukimeet kwa corridors huko job na huyo jamaa (we work in the same company) sasa hii 2020 around january we happened to be appointed to a commitee pamoja huko job so ikawa everyday we are meeting so nikama the old flame ikarudi i don’t know vile kulihappen but we met up for a date then tukakulana tena.
After the act the things were awkward vile i called uber from his house yani after kunyaduliwa yani hakungojea hata nipande gari vizuri yeye alirudi tu kwa nyumba akafunga …alafu before vile alikuwa anapenda kunilamba huko down na maromance hio siku hakuwa hivo yani it was different yani mambo juu juu…
Vile nishaenda like 10mins ndo nikama akakumbuka that he didn’t give me pesa ya uber so he called me by then nilikuwa nimejam so i was like its ok nitasort ni kama akafeel ka guilt he called me like 5 times sikushika akanitext tu he was checking kama nimefika home poa mi sikumjibu nilimjibu the next day kitu kaa saa kumi of which he didn’t text back.
That weekend i happened to see him out na he was with another girl nikafeel nimeumwa kiasi but nakamtext nikamshow she is cute …he didn’t text back nikienda washroom tukagongana sipendi drama vile akanisalimia nikamsalimia nikaingia washroom, anyway me n my girls had fan nikarudi home .
The next day hiyo kitu nikafeel imeniuma sana ikabidi nimtext nikamuuliza yani why he behaves like that hakunijibu
After 2 weeks ndo naona mtu ananipigia siku ,i didn’t receive akatext sikujibu
So last week we met hapo chini parking tukaongea ongea mi nikaenda home
Because of the curfew my guy is stuck in coast and his wife also alafu nilikuwa dryspell kabisaa vile he invited me for a sleep over juu ya curfew nikashidwa kukataa
Sasa that night nilipatiwa mapenzi moto moto… mtoto wa watu nikapewa mapenzi nikatosheka ,the next morning yeye alikuwa anarauka job mapema so vile aliamka akaoga pole pole as in hakuniamsha alipomaliza kuprepare ndo akacome akanishow ameenda akanipatia 5k ya uber alafu akaniachia funguo akaniambia atachukua office kwetu later
Nikafeel poa nikaona ni kama the guy cares about me somehow lakini cha kushangaza ni he has never called me since then .like it has been 9 days na mimi pia siwezi mpigia but hio kitu inaniuma kiasi
Sasa mbona wanaume hubehave hivo seriously??
Lanye Mzee leta summary
dude, wtf
:D:D:Dkinyambis utafutwooo wakati wa dry season tu.
Admin unajiandikia story
Umafwi thread
half of hii story ni “akanipigia sikushika. nikamtext hakureply blah blah blah”
the other half ni " inauma" ( insert stevo simpleboy voice)
The real @TrumanCapote nikama alitolewa hii website around three weeks ago when this handle started posting umeffi.
Admin rudisha truman ama uwachane na handle yake. We can handle her crap but not kumharibia jina hivi
I highly doubt but … If that can even happen, it’s f****ed thing to do. Admins oughta remain neutral and somewhat principled.
I forgot to add copied guys, me niko lock down for over a month. Not even working from home. Sijaenda job and I certainly have not been to anyone’s house for such activities.
I only feel sorry for the boyfriend of this one girl chasing after a married man.
He started suspecting u ages ago and that’s why he doesn’t lick down there.
Am in that Kilimani meffis group chini ya maji, Ile nyege wamama mko nayo! One horny old hag said ati bwana yake akimwaga hushout “Indaaaaaa” kama Dj afro.
lockdown or not hakuna tofauti.
most of things you post are copy pasted essays. synthesize subject, give own opinion then engage villagers people will be more receptive.
So muoane tu
Some say
He has options
You are a Lying ass Ho
He has your intel na it does not augur well with him.
Verdict: Songa mbele kama injili ya BBI
Don’t take opportunity to insult me, it’s copied from FB.
Easy. I kinda already seen it on there