Thitima!

Mundu Mulosi

Moderator
Staff member
#1
It is a very slow Sunday(at least for me), so nimeboeka nikaamua acha niende Midwest(The classiest joint in Mwiki) ning'oe lock. Nafika naitisha Konyagi and mind my own business watching tv, they are showing Natgeo Wild. A guy comes sits on the next table and being a little early you can't help but notice him even when minding your own business. He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don't seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni "thitima" and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody's business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before.

This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.
 

kasaman

Village Elder
#2
It is a very slow Sunday(at least for me), so nimeboeka nikaamua acha niende Midwest(The classiest joint in Mwiki) ning'oe lock. Nafika naitisha Konyagi and mind my own business watching tv, they are showing Natgeo Wild. A guy comes sits on the next table and being a little early you can't help but notice him even when minding your own business. He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don't seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni "thitima" and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody's business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before.

This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.
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Fala 12

Kijana Fupi Nono Round
#3
It is a very slow Sunday(at least for me), so nimeboeka nikaamua acha niende Midwest(The classiest joint in Mwiki) ning'oe lock. Nafika naitisha Konyagi and mind my own business watching tv, they are showing Natgeo Wild. A guy comes sits on the next table and being a little early you can't help but notice him even when minding your own business. He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don't seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni "thitima" and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody's business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before.

This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.
Jamaa hio place yenyu iko congested sana. But nikinunua gari nitahamia huko chini sunton
 

mtongwe

Village Elder
#5
It is a very slow Sunday(at least for me), so nimeboeka nikaamua acha niende Midwest(The classiest joint in Mwiki) ning'oe lock. Nafika naitisha Konyagi and mind my own business watching tv, they are showing Natgeo Wild. A guy comes sits on the next table and being a little early you can't help but notice him even when minding your own business. He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don't seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni "thitima" and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody's business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before.

This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.

Enda hapo Cionane bar. Thank me later.
 

LeoK

Village Elder
#11
It is a very slow Sunday(at least for me), so nimeboeka nikaamua acha niende Midwest(The classiest joint in Mwiki) ning'oe lock. Nafika naitisha Konyagi and mind my own business watching tv, they are showing Natgeo Wild. A guy comes sits on the next table and being a little early you can't help but notice him even when minding your own business. He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don't seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni "thitima" and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody's business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before.

This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.
That's some really f.unny s.hit.
 

kanguthu

Village Elder
#15
It is a very slow Sunday(at least for me), so nimeboeka nikaamua acha niende Midwest(The classiest joint in Mwiki) ning'oe lock. Nafika naitisha Konyagi and mind my own business watching tv, they are showing Natgeo Wild. A guy comes sits on the next table and being a little early you can't help but notice him even when minding your own business. He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don't seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni "thitima" and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody's business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before.

This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.
Had a cousin who suffered from that "gathitima" syndrome. We would be drinking and chatting well then he decides to take a puff n it wud hit him hard. After he recovers he would look at me and ask "utuire ku meni"

Never ceased to be funny to me.
 

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