Ufisiness Reloaded - Kwani How Do You Bishes Carry Us?

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So, today, a very loaded pal (lets call him Tony) and I decide to do a site visit to a place in Kili where he (Tony) is putting up a block of flats.

After kedo two hours on site, we are dusty and sweaty, looking like jamaas wa mjengo. It didn't help that like all loaded guys, Tony dresses very very simply - jeans na tisho.

After about two hours, Tony says he has to meet the interior designer in town, at Java, Kimathi Street. Kuingia tukaona a table with two gals and extra seats tukasema tukae. Wacha matharao ndogo ndogo ianze.

The gals started giving us those looks of like "look what the cat dragged in...", almost sneering at us. One even suggested, in a very audible whisper, ati "Liz, situende upstairs aki?" - yaani watuachie meza na vumbi yetu. I was slightly annoyed at the juvenile behaviour. Tony just sat there, cool as a cucumber, totaly unruffled.

Sasa wacha designer akuje waanze kuongea na Tony sijui ceramics na sanitary ware worth millions. Ati " Sir, here are the sketches of the bathroom designs bla bla..."

Vile wale malaya wamebadilisha sura, aki! Mara soft smiles towards Tony I couldn't believe it. They just realised the garagaria they wanted to run away from was a multimillionaire.

When the designer had left, after about 20 minutes, one of the gals even gathered enough courage to ask Tony: "Na those things are so expensive hivo? Kwani wewe ni contractor?"

"Eeeh," Tony replied. "Mimi ni supervisor na Patel Contractors, mnaijua?"

When the little hoes nodded nimecheka nikaanguka chini.

Just another day in the city where money rules.
 

Freestyle

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Fuaking hoes, have witnessed that severally, they don't know the secret, stinking rich don't have time for fashion, they stay simple and composed,some bargain bills za hoteli not sure whether ni kuenjoy waiters or they are serious about it
 

Ice_Cube

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Fuaking hoes, have witnessed that severally, they don't know the secret, stinking rich don't have time for fashion, they stay simple and composed,some bargain bills za hoteli not sure whether ni kuenjoy waiters or they are serious about it


Coz hoes like show-offs, they will be drawn to the loud drunk shouting how much money he has (which in most cases is exaggerated) and ignore the quiet truly wealthy dude seated at the corner
 

uncle nyam

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This is Gold. Hehe fossil. On another note , women love free things. They are obsessed with the notion of being provided for. Thats why you will find a makanga laying so many whores. Si Ati makangas have lugha or anything, its just that smiling with the makanga gives them an opportunity for a FREE ride. Of course nothing is free which they later realize when the makanga asks for something in return. I really noted this when in my first two business, a cafe and later women's attire
 
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