Usiku wa jana

Jana after work I went out to drink n look for pokos. I started at tribeka (reggae night) and sat opposite a chic who was in the company of a man, she was attractive in some short skirt. I ordered my drink n kept staring at her kiasi…kidogo I wud wink at her whenever ha man dropped his guard. After 30 or so minutes, ha male colleague went to the gents…so ikabakia kujaribu bahati. I winked at ha n she just smiled. Kisha nikamwomba number (of course kwa ishara tu), again she smiled back…hapa sikujua kama amekubali lolote au la. When the boyfie came back I cud c he kept looking at me suspiciously. Kidogo they left, hapa nikajua nimenoa. Mimi nikatulia kiasi, then I took my drink hoping to find another strategic place to seat. As I was pacing the floor, the bouncer showed me an empty seat but I declined…I wasn’t looking for just any seat but one near an easy prey to lay my claws on. Things were not going my way so I took a sip, left my drink on some table n left the club. The other options I had were Modern (but siku hizi imechapa chapa), Simmers (baridi noma), river rd brothels (police had arrested me last year late in the night after leaving Amar where I had fcuked a poko, I had to part with 500 bob wakaniacha) n SJ. I settled for SJ.
Nikafika SJ na kuagiza kinywaji while looking around for a suitable poko. Kidogo nikampata poko mmoja, kulala 4k…I told ha nina 1500. Akasema maybe twende shoti 500 coz bado pesa yake haijatosha n can’t accept anything less than 4k kulala. Huyu nikamchukua tukaenda shoti, baadaye she tells me anipe namba ndo in case I need to fcuk ha kwangu I can always call ha…nikamwambia nitachukua later (of course after shoti I didn’t c the need of fcuking her anytime soon). I continued drinking, then nikaangukia poko mwingine, huyu kulala ni 2500 shoti 400…I opted for shoti tena. After I was done with her, I ordered some more drinks. As time went on, the pokos were getting desperate. So I managed to get wa kulala for 1500…huyu nikampeleka base nikamshughulikia. In the mrng I got some mo to keep me going for the day. Before the poko left, she took a shower, I paid ha n off she went. It was after the chic left that I realized she had left ha mini skirt kwangu…sijui kama she genuinely forgot ama ana nia. I sent my boss a txt msg feigning sickness saying I wud b checking in late

Chic wa tribeka
http://i.imgur.com/ZjMaDWs.jpg?1

SJ
http://i.imgur.com/WOsayIr.jpg

SJ
http://i.imgur.com/HWjcwnp.jpg

SJ room entrance, round 1
http://i.imgur.com/utuN4OI.jpg

1st SJ poko
http://i.imgur.com/2Ij8CX7.jpg

Ist SJ poko, namlipa
http://i.imgur.com/RKLeapd.jpg

Entrance ya SJ rooms, round 2
http://i.imgur.com/0cYNKML.jpg

2nd SJ poko, am ready to remove off her panty
http://i.imgur.com/OZNbU49.jpg

3rd SJ poko, chipo’s mini skirt
http://i.imgur.com/PDPI686.jpg

3rd SJ poko chupi on my bed while taking a shower
http://i.imgur.com/phkJ1yf.jpg

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This sounds like a credible story, lakini kukula Malaya watatu in a day???

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Was there too jana, wah! place ime change! loos are further back on the right, too bad it aint like last time, gents and ladies are apart, pokos now are whistling to potential from ladies…… #Pokorokotong! :smiley:

this hekaya seem recycled

Kijana you need to settle down uache kusumbuliwa hivi na mapoko,

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KIKUNYI DOES NOT RECYCLE, SWADAKTA KAKA BRAZA

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WEWE OA SAMAKI WACHANA NA BOY WETU

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I second @SonOfTheSoil kwa hio maneno

WEWE SETTLE NA PALMELA

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Sisi kama team mafisi sacco, are announcing to the general public that we are distancing ourselves from the degrading actions of @Kidinyi
As Team mafisi we have a code of honour…john_doe 2015

hii listing inakaa forensics noma! nwy thats too damn expensive enda amar book room ya 1k shot ni 250 *3=750 . Total 1750 akilala total inaeza kuwa 3k na umesave 5k!

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Budget ya Kadinya:
Tribeka drinks (~2): 500/-?
SJ (~1): 200/-?
Shot 1: 500/-
Shoti 2: 400/-
Poko wa kudoze: 1,500/-
Taxi (ama matt): 1,000/- (100)
Yaani kwa ufupi coomer Ni expe kuliko drinks?
@Luther12 hio sio ugonjwa?
Na kwani poko alienda home Na chupi Tu?

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Upuus

@Kidinyi Dinya kabisa!!

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Boss, si una bidii.

We must acknowledge this niccur for playing by the book. Hakosagi mbisha as expected.

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You can anal-yse @Kidinyi for ever. But this nicca is living his life. N proving it na mbica…

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@Kidinyi = Kiko

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@Kidinyi …kijana tutadiscover STI mpya kwako. Yaani huwezi katia tu dem ukakula. Lazima ukule mitaro tatu? …ahhhhhhh! Stubit!

Wachaneni na mwanaume akule malaya.he is doing wat is necessary by injecting his money into that critical part of the economy…to his each own.:rolleyes: