What does it mean....When a "One Night Stand".... (chibo funga)....

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Ka-Buda

Village Elder
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Leaves their underwear in your house?
Juzi i managed to get laid (clap,clap,clap.......).... Thankyou!...thankyou!!!

I can`t go into details juu i have recently been accused of being too boring with the lentgth of my Hekayas But (especially to the ladies) Is it a sign that the "chips Funga " wants to see me again?
How does a Grown woman forget that they arrived in my house wearing Knickers and just leave Ngothaless?
Is it a sign of something that i am probably too old or too naive to read into?...

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nairobilay

Village Sponsor
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maybe they werent hers in the first place...she just wore the first pair of knickers she found in the last house she slept in. So these ones were tight and moldy.
Check to see of your other chica is missing any panties..
 

Mathaais

Village Chief
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September last year, I was on my 2 nd date with this kao chic from near Kangundo, she had told me from the 1st date she's not the Black ice, Guarana type of chic. She asked straight for a smirnoff half and to cap it, she was taking it with water, yes water, not soda. After downing a quarter of the bottle, chic was all over me, deep kisses and dragging me to the dance floor for dirty dancing. With the smirnoff three quarters gone, I see chic lift one leg, then the other then hands something to me and says, hold it for me, and she bounds again to the dance floor. I check what's in my hands and jeez, she's just removed her red thong and given it to me. I hold it guiltily stealing glances to see if folks in nearby tables have witnessed the drama but no one is interested in us. She comes back and when I attempt to give the thong back to her, she refuses and tells me she's given it to me as a present. I put the damn thing in my pocket abs and as I drop her to her place I once again try to give her back her red thong but she again refuses to take it back, gives me a looong French kiss and bounds away in the darkness. Am a married guy, what to do with this thong?
 

Koolibah

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September last year, I was on my 2 nd date with this kao chic from near Kangundo, she had told me from the 1st date she's not the Black ice, Guarana type of chic. She asked straight for a smirnoff half and to cap it, she was taking it with water, yes water, not soda. After downing a quarter of the bottle, chic was all over me, deep kisses and dragging me to the dance floor for dirty dancing. With the smirnoff three quarters gone, I see chic lift one leg, then the other then hands something to me and says, hold it for me, and she bounds again to the dance floor. I check what's in my hands and jeez, she's just removed her red thong and given it to me. I hold it guiltily stealing glances to see if folks in nearby tables have witnessed the drama but no one is interested in us. She comes back and when I attempt to give the thong back to her, she refuses and tells me she's given it to me as a present. I put the damn thing in my pocket abs and as I drop her to her place I once again try to give her back her red thong but she again refuses to take it back, gives me a looong French kiss and bounds away in the darkness. Am a married guy, what to do with this thong?
throw it to the wind as you cruise home kare ki?
 

Koolibah

Village Sponsor
#13
Leaves their underwear in your house?
Juzi i managed to get laid (clap,clap,clap.......).... Thankyou!...thankyou!!!

I can`t go into details juu i have recently been accused of being too boring with the lentgth of my Hekayas But (especially to the ladies) Is it a sign that the "chips Funga " wants to see me again?
How does a Grown woman forget that they arrived in my house wearing Knickers and just leave Ngothaless?
Is it a sign of something that i am probably too old or too naive to read into?...

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a toast to yoi. finally the long wandering in the desert is over.
 

gashwin

Village Chief
#14
September last year, I was on my 2 nd date with this kao chic from near Kangundo, she had told me from the 1st date she's not the Black ice, Guarana type of chic. She asked straight for a smirnoff half and to cap it, she was taking it with water, yes water, not soda. After downing a quarter of the bottle, chic was all over me, deep kisses and dragging me to the dance floor for dirty dancing. With the smirnoff three quarters gone, I see chic lift one leg, then the other then hands something to me and says, hold it for me, and she bounds again to the dance floor. I check what's in my hands and jeez, she's just removed her red thong and given it to me. I hold it guiltily stealing glances to see if folks in nearby tables have witnessed the drama but no one is interested in us. She comes back and when I attempt to give the thong back to her, she refuses and tells me she's given it to me as a present. I put the damn thing in my pocket abs and as I drop her to her place I once again try to give her back her red thong but she again refuses to take it back, gives me a looong French kiss and bounds away in the darkness. Am a married guy, what to do with this thong?
you left out the part where you sniffed it...
 

#nooty

Village Elder
#17
Reminds me of an incident I witnessed kama ndrama na findeo at uchumi hype of a chic walking towards a couple and asking the dude if he kept her thong that she left in the bathroom safely. You can guess the drama that ensued from that. Watch out she may be having an agenda.
 

danji1

Village Elder
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September last year, I was on my 2 nd date with this kao chic from near Kangundo, she had told me from the 1st date she's not the Black ice, Guarana type of chic. She asked straight for a smirnoff half and to cap it, she was taking it with water, yes water, not soda. After downing a quarter of the bottle, chic was all over me, deep kisses and dragging me to the dance floor for dirty dancing. With the smirnoff three quarters gone, I see chic lift one leg, then the other then hands something to me and says, hold it for me, and she bounds again to the dance floor. I check what's in my hands and jeez, she's just removed her red thong and given it to me. I hold it guiltily stealing glances to see if folks in nearby tables have witnessed the drama but no one is interested in us. She comes back and when I attempt to give the thong back to her, she refuses and tells me she's given it to me as a present. I put the damn thing in my pocket abs and as I drop her to her place I once again try to give her back her red thong but she again refuses to take it back, gives me a looong French kiss and bounds away in the darkness. Am a married guy, what to do with this thong?
Wash them and enclose them in a glass box, good souvenir there.
 

Web Dev

Village Elder
#20
Leaves their underwear in your house?
Juzi i managed to get laid (clap,clap,clap.......).... Thankyou!...thankyou!!!

I can`t go into details juu i have recently been accused of being too boring with the lentgth of my Hekayas But (especially to the ladies) Is it a sign that the "chips Funga " wants to see me again?
How does a Grown woman forget that they arrived in my house wearing Knickers and just leave Ngothaless?
Is it a sign of something that i am probably too old or too naive to read into?...

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You already know the answer, kama ni old monk ama mzee mzima it could be a different story.
 
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