What does it mean....When a "One Night Stand".... (chibo funga)....

[4makind]

As we clap for you, hope she didn’t leave you with more than the ngotha… Like the clap

[byro]

@Mathice

September last year, I was on my 2 nd date with this kao chic from near Kangundo, she had told me from the 1st date she’s not the Black ice, Guarana type of chic. She asked straight for a smirnoff half and to cap it, she was taking it with water, yes water, not soda. After downing a quarter of the bottle, chic was all over me, deep kisses and dragging me to the dance floor for dirty dancing. With the smirnoff three quarters gone, I see chic lift one leg, then the other then hands something to me and says, hold it for me, and she bounds again to the dance floor. I check what’s in my hands and jeez, she’s just removed her red thong and given it to me. I hold it guiltily stealing glances to see if folks in nearby tables have witnessed the drama but no one is interested in us. She comes back and when I attempt to give the thong back to her, she refuses and tells me she’s given it to me as a present. I put the damn thing in my pocket abs and as I drop her to her place I once again try to give her back her red thong but she again refuses to take it back, gives me a looong French kiss and bounds away in the darkness. Am a married guy, what to do with this thong?

Nugu

[kiLo]

Moja alichomoka teke teke kutoka keja last month. She called me kendo 30 minutes later ati amepotea njia.

[Freestyle]

Tong tong tiiing hekaya detected

[Mbo-I-kamiti]

@Mathice

September last year, I was on my 2 nd date with this kao chic from near Kangundo, she had told me from the 1st date she’s not the Black ice, Guarana type of chic. She asked straight for a smirnoff half and to cap it, she was taking it with water, yes water, not soda. After downing a quarter of the bottle, chic was all over me, deep kisses and dragging me to the dance floor for dirty dancing. With the smirnoff three quarters gone, I see chic lift one leg, then the other then hands something to me and says, hold it for me, and she bounds again to the dance floor. I check what’s in my hands and jeez, she’s just removed her red thong and given it to me. I hold it guiltily stealing glances to see if folks in nearby tables have witnessed the drama but no one is interested in us. She comes back and when I attempt to give the thong back to her, she refuses and tells me she’s given it to me as a present. I put the damn thing in my pocket abs and as I drop her to her place I once again try to give her back her red thong but she again refuses to take it back, gives me a looong French kiss and bounds away in the darkness. Am a married guy, what to do with this thong?

throw it into the car boot. once in a while get it out and sniff it out. Reminisce.

[Ka-Buda]

@Lola-

hii picha ulipost klist. i remember that story clearly. vile ulileta dame akawaacha thong chini ya pillow… wah hekaya tupu

Weka mbisha ya mbisha or you are imagining things.

[Ka-Buda]

@kiLo-

Moja alichomoka teke teke kutoka keja last month. She called me kendo 30 minutes later ati amepotea njia.

kikikikikiiiiikiiiii…
i feel you bro… hehehehehehehehhheeee…

[Ka-Buda]

@nairobilay

I believe you are right.
@Ka-Buda is this mbicha from last year april?

It is the one from KList But this is the second time this has happened to me. I didnt want to post the picture of the other womans underwear from Juzi juu i think we might be on to something serious and for all i know she could be KTalker!..

[Web_Dev]

Talking of ngothas, I know of a guy who steals them from chicks. Weird fetish or trophies?I don’t know.

[chicha]

@Mathice

Am a married guy, what to do with this thong?

Chemsha nayo supu… Ala!!! Hii hekaya peleka kwa mafala, why are you asking for our opinion na nikitu ilifanyika kitambo, what you should be telling us is,what you did with the thong…

[Ka-Buda]

@Web Dev

Talking of ngothas, I know of a guy who steals them from chicks. Weird fetish or trophies?I don’t know.

Sick Bastard! That is how most serial killers start on their way to murder and major crimes. He should be castrated.

[Web_Dev]

@Ka-Buda

Sick Bastard! That is how most serial killers start on their way to murder and major crimes. He should be castrated.

Wot!

[Tarantinoh]

She want a Rematch. can I bore you with a dilemma of my own. Yesternight I was with this Chic a chipo I have fungad several times, when it came to sex after drinks at a Lingala live band joint I frequent, she was like 'aki Babes ninyonye kuma. I was astonished and even in my drunk stupor I wouldn’t go down there for personal reason[the song ‘Iwill never suck a pussy again’] played again d again in my head. She insisted but I flatly refused even when she Offered to suck My John. Did the drink unleash the other side of her[a freak in the bed]?

[Ka-Buda]

@Tarantinoh

She want a Rematch. can I bore you with a dilemma of my own. Yesternight I was with this Chic a chipo I have fungad several times, when it came to sex after drinks at a Lingala live band joint I frequent, she was like 'aki Babes ninyonye kuma. I was astonished and even in my drunk stupor I wouldn’t go down there for personal reason[the song ‘Iwill never suck a pu**y again’] played again d again in my head. She insisted but I flatly refused even when she Offered to suck My John. Did the drink unleash the other side of her[a freak in the bed]?

heheeheeheeehheeehee…!!!
Haiya ehh!? You don`t like going South?
Mimi sionangi kama nimemanga kabla i feel the texture of the Libia on my Tongue!.. You better learn to enjoy eating nyap if you want to keep her OR some other Hungry Fisi will!..

[Web_Dev]

@Tarantinoh

She want a Rematch. can I bore you with a dilemma of my own. Yesternight I was with this Chic a chipo I have fungad several times, when it came to sex after drinks at a Lingala live band joint I frequent, she was like 'aki Babes ninyonye kuma. I was astonished and even in my drunk stupor I wouldn’t go down there for personal reason[the song ‘Iwill never suck a pu**y again’] played again d again in my head. She insisted but I flatly refused even when she Offered to suck My John. Did the drink unleash the other side of her[a freak in the bed]?

I get bjs but I don’t suck, kama iko shida nasema hata wewe usinipe bj. Have sucked like 3 in my life, eewwee

[Ka-Buda]

@Web Dev

I get bjs but I don’t suck, kama iko shida nasema hata wewe usinipe bj. Have sucked like 3 in my life, eewwee

Thats what you are doing wrong…“Sucking pussy”!.. Eiwwwweee…!!!
You are meant to “Eat it Out!”

[Tarantinoh]

I sucked dozens but siku hizi nina kengiria

[Tarantinoh]

@Ka-Buda

Thats what you are doing wrong…“Sucking pu**y”!.. Eiwwwweee…!!!
You are meant to “Eat it Out!”

Eat it out, can you expound on ‘eating it’

[Ka-Buda]

@Tarantinoh

Eat it out, can you expound on ‘eating it’

I t just means that you are licking without swallowing anything. If you are going to suck on Pussy then it means tat you are swallowing whatever you suck and that is just disgusting because we all know what comes out of pussy.

[Web_Dev]

@Ka-Buda

Thats what you are doing wrong…“Sucking pu**y”!.. Eiwwwweee…!!!
You are meant to “Eat it Out!”

Fuck you! Ati eating? Made me spill my beer from laughter.