What's the Craziest thing you did after getting drunk?

Nilitoa bishop na kudemand blowjob from the crows we took pale thika karibu na equinox, next thing i remember was waking up in a cell full of human matter. Longest night I’ve ever had. What about you guys?

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Never did anything I wud say its on the extreme, but my buddy one time tumetoka pale muchatha kwa wambui kunyua chang’aa.

Tulipofika pale hall sex 2nd floor kabla aingie room aliteremsha trouser na kukunia hapo kwa corridor.

Next day alisema ameacha pombe, and true to his word he never drunk again till fifth year.

Seriously enyewe ni ku Fuck dame bila condom

nilikuanga camp i went n made all my pals to surender .nikafutwa

When I got my first job I was once invited to a drinking spree on a Friday by my boys. So wajamaa wakaamua kuenda pale Smallworld kuangalia madhambi za huko ndani. Mimi in my drunken stupor tulikuwa na crew mzima pale kwa ile room ya VIP huko ndani. The strippers walikuwa wakiingia wanatoka. Nakumbuka vile kunguru mmoja ilikuwa imekalia kwa jeans yangu nikiiambia vile imeiva design ya Jhene Aiko. Asubuhi niliiangalia iyo jeans nikashidwa nikama mtu alitema kikohozi juu yangu. Kuangalia kioo mdomo imejaa lipstick ya kunguru. My very classy hoodie which I had bought kutoka kwa exhibition ilikuwa inannuka strain mbaya sana ya mkojo. Hii ndo ile time pale VIP kunguru zilikuwa zinasema ati zinasquirt, kumbe zinakojolea walevi

In my earlier days majuu I picked up an old Street hooker akadai twende kwake juu my flatmates took her friends to our flat.
Bahati mbaya nika black out in her house bila ata kumdinya.
The next thing ni asubuhi and I am with a 70 year old looking crack hoe on the 16th floor ananiambia ati it’s a whites only area and wakiniona nachomoka wataniua Kwa lift!

She the demands ati nimtie bila condom!!!
I struggle to get a boner but the scariest thing is that as I bang her we get a knock on the door and it was some Catholic sisters who always visit her on Saturday evenings.

Sema aibu!..
Thank God nilituliza as I grew older!.. I should be dead!!!

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Nilikunywa Popov vodka nikaongeza faxe,ile kulia nililia!

Nikikunywa huwa naskia kulala kwa hivyo naenda home.

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Hahaha hata siwezi describe…

Sunday flani I was drinking with a few pals at langata, tulikunywa hadi 6:00 asubuhi and when we left there I was very drunk and couldn’t go to work. So nikiwa kwa matatu, I found myself in this Nairobi raha website and called a girl who called herself Winnie.When I got to town I took a cab to donholmn. Next thing i wake up look at my phone and its 4:00 jioni and I’m with this chick in a house in donholmn telling me how I owed her 10,000 for her 8hrs of service. Lucky enough I have an Mpesa shop in town nikaambia attendant anitumie hio pesa haraka, because I wanted to leave that place. I have no memory of what happened during those 8 hrs.

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Mine is too painful to remember even after all these years and it altered my life somewhat. Forever.

Angusha hekaya boss, you have gotten over it, it’s in the, past right.

Shait! :eek::eek::D:D Ulikula hiyo kunguru round ngapi boss?

sema tu HKM. We won’t judge.

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danced with an old lady ohhhh chieth nilichoma mbisha