yesterday...

[Lord_Bailesh]

So there is this fly chick I have been eyeing for days.called her yesterday night for some drinks and she accepted.
Called my cab guy tukampick off we go mpaka club.tried to dance with this bisch akasema wait kidogo.so Mimi ndo huyo dance floor na zile moves zangu I acquired in campus:D.
Took a break kwenda loo na nilivyorudi I was shocked.the chick was busy suguaring mujamaa flani.grabbed her nikaanza kucheza nae,akadai kwenda kukaa.tried sweetalking the lady with my efforts going to waste.I left the club nikaenda home very frustrated.I guess I will just go the @Kidinyi way kumaliza njaa zangu.as gashwin will put it ‘sadness of living’

[klaus007]

try killing yourself … it always works

[Ice_Cube]

hahaha sad just sad the guy alikua anasugua was the main squeeze, wewe kazi yako ilikua kumlewesha to ensure he gets a freak in bed later on. Lanes Nigga lanes

[The_Virus]

That is brutal hata malaya hawezi kuacha hivyo

[1776]

wariahe says, “subbort with bikcher”
either way, uko chini. never start at a club.
take her to an easy place and make her laugh. guaranteed win everyday.
hii ya pombe sijui nini ni obvious tu sana. utanyimwa

[WuTang]

Chick kama huyo unamwita and then you order very expensive meals or drinks. Halafu unajitoa kiujanja umwache ang’ang’ane na bills. (Hehehehe I would never do that to anyone).

[threetatu]

While I don’t like to pamper some ladies too much, neither do I give up as easily as you did…

[Lord_Bailesh]

@Ice_Cube

hahaha sad just sad the guy alikua anasugua was the main squeeze, wewe kazi yako ilikua kumlewesha to ensure he gets a freak in bed later on. Lanes Nigga lanes

That’s why nilijitoa mapema before the bill iwe fatter.all this happened within one and half an hour

[Lord_Bailesh]

@The_Virus

That is brutal hata malaya hawezi kuacha hivyo

Very brutal…a total stranger anakamata vitu zako ukiona.thought this girl was a wife material.Sasa Hivi nimepostpone hio idea ya kutafuta wife material for the next 100 years hehe

[Ice_Cube]

@Lord Bailesh

That’s why nilijitoa mapema before the bill iwe fatter.all this happened within one and half an hour

learning curve, every fisi has his day in the gallows

[Lord_Bailesh]

@klaus007

try killing yourself … it always works

Sawa bruh,breh,my niccur…umeongea Poa sana kama mtu Ana uji kwa kichwa

[Purr_27]

@Lord Bailesh

Very brutal…a total stranger anakamata vitu zako ukiona.thought this girl was a wife material.Sasa Hivi nimepostpone hio idea ya kutafuta wife material for the next 100 years hehe

Trust me… most wife materials hawapelekwi drinks as a first date…that easily

[imei2012]

Juzi nimepeleka ingine club inaitwa phoenix zimmerman after 3hrs i was 4k light and she was going to her place and a dejected fisi cursing in a kasa bound mat…sadness of life

[Mathaais]

@Lord Bailesh

That’s why nilijitoa mapema before the bill iwe fatter.all this happened within one and half an hour

Kwani ilikuwa episode ya 24?

[Old_Monk]

@Purr_27

Trust me… most wife materials hawapelekwi drinks as a first date…that easily

There’s no clear defination of a “Wife material” some will say they won’t marry a woman who doesn’t drink alcohol on the first date.

[Mzee_mzima]

:D:D You’re officially welcomed to the Ugly Niggas Club I’m the patron … Fanya ivi, enda kwa kioo, io image utaona apo ndio shida

[Mzee_mzima]

@imei2012

Juzi nimepeleka ingine club inaitwa phoenix zimmerman after 3hrs i was 4k light and she was going to her place and a dejected fisi cursing in a kasa bound mat…sadness of life

:D:D Motooooo!!! Nimepiga io picha uko kwa mat ukirudi mtaa nikachoka… Iza

[Conservative_dude]

@old monk

There’s no clear defination of a “Wife material” some will say they won’t marry a woman who doesn’t drink alcohol on the first date.

Should you be a dick on every thread? :eek:

[Old_Monk]

@Conservative dude

Should you be a d*ck on every thread? :eek:

Wacha kufikiria kama kondoo

[Conservative_dude]

@Lord Bailesh

So there is this fly chick I have been eyeing for days.called her yesterday night for some drinks and she accepted.
Called my cab guy tukampick off we go mpaka club.tried to dance with this bisch akasema wait kidogo.so Mimi ndo huyo dance floor na zile moves zangu I acquired in campus:D.
Took a break kwenda loo na nilivyorudi I was shocked.the chick was busy suguaring mujamaa flani.grabbed her nikaanza kucheza nae,akadai kwenda kukaa.tried sweetalking the lady with my efforts going to waste.I left the club nikaenda home very frustrated.I guess I will just go the @Kidinyi way kumaliza njaa zangu.as gashwin will put it ‘sadness of living’

Chiquita was not feeling your vibe. Next time, develop some ‘chemistry’ before taking her out. It will save you numerous heartaches and Kshs.