An old kunguru trying to make a comeback.

[uwesmake]

@JMMohaa

There was this Kunguru, I was interested in back in 2019.
She appeared focused and knowing what she what unlike her agemates.

I made an attempt to persuade her however, whatever invite and plan we agreed she would show up with her roommate this was a turn off.
I ignored for the first time, second time the same recurred, when they came to my house, I closed the endeavor counted my losses and moved on with life.

A few days ago she checks on me on WhatsApp, I ignore bluetick her even after introducing herself making an assumption perhaps I could not recall her.

After 5 days I haven’t replied neither shown any interest, she calls I receive thinking is a lady who has subcontracted me to do some work, She request me to guess who she is, definitely I get it wrong.

Its from here she introduces herself, am sarcastic whether she is inviting me for a wedding, only for her to disclose she is still single and ready to mingle, before we could conclude the call hung up, she has depleted airtime.

I continue with my business as if nothing has happened only for her to call after 15 minutes accusing me of not being a gentleman since I could not call back even after realizing her airtime got depleted, my response was ujegentleman niliachia beta males.

She invite me for a coffee on Monday in town at 6pm. When the due day came she called me at 1pm to remind me of the plan, however at 6pm I was in my house, Never received her calls or replied to her texts.

My sixth sense signaled me some dangers awaiting or someone is under financial distress and she urgently need a beta to bail her out

leta paybill ya local yako nikuwekee Jameson, nimefurahia sana

[nelo_angelo]

Utapata ni single mother looking for you to play daddy.

[Poison]

@JMMohaa

There was this Kunguru, I was interested in back in 2019.
She appeared focused and knowing what she what unlike her agemates.

I made an attempt to persuade her however, whatever invite and plan we agreed she would show up with her roommate this was a turn off.
I ignored for the first time, second time the same recurred, when they came to my house, I closed the endeavor counted my losses and moved on with life.

A few days ago she checks on me on WhatsApp, I ignore bluetick her even after introducing herself making an assumption perhaps I could not recall her.

After 5 days I haven’t replied neither shown any interest, she calls I receive thinking is a lady who has subcontracted me to do some work, She request me to guess who she is, definitely I get it wrong.

Its from here she introduces herself, am sarcastic whether she is inviting me for a wedding, only for her to disclose she is still single and ready to mingle, before we could conclude the call hung up, she has depleted airtime.

I continue with my business as if nothing has happened only for her to call after 15 minutes accusing me of not being a gentleman since I could not call back even after realizing her airtime got depleted, my response was ujegentleman niliachia beta males.

She invite me for a coffee on Monday in town at 6pm. When the due day came she called me at 1pm to remind me of the plan, however at 6pm I was in my house, Never received her calls or replied to her texts.

My sixth sense signaled me some dangers awaiting or someone is under financial distress and she urgently need a beta to bail her out

Hapo sawa. Kungurus deserve ZERO mercy;

[rayoo]

some of us start with basics…kwa mawindo fb, if u see my message and u dont respond, delete and unfriend, hapo hapo

[patco]

@Sura Ngumu

I don’t get the catching feels bullshit. If I was hitting on you uninyime for whichever reason, even if you come back 10 years later, I’ll pick slices. Lazma nilime… the only conundrum I’ll be left with is which forest to pitch my tent.

More methalis from a homosexual who gets fucked in the anus. @Sura Ngumu why are you ga.y???

[Sura_Ngumu]

@patco

More methalis from a homosexual who gets fucked in the anus. @Sura Ngumu why are you ga.y???

Mkundu unawasha ama ni customer hauna? Ehhh?

[chap]

@Azor Ahai

True. Chances of her being a single mother right now are 99.99%. @JMMohaa hebu chunguza poa and you will come up with this information.

It was just a matter of when and not if before you dragged single mother twist to this conversation. Nini huwa mbaya na wewe?

[Chinja]

I would be direct. Tell her you are not interested in an affair or relationship with her.

I would ask about the friend she used to bring to dates.

[Azor_Ahai]

@chap

It was just a matter of when and not if before you dragged single mother twist to this conversation. Nini huwa mbaya na wewe?

Hizi maswali uliza watoto wako.

[NacumWalai]

Apo sawa brathe

[patco]

@Sura Ngumu

I don’t get the catching feels bullshit. If I was hitting on you uninyime for whichever reason, even if you come back 10 years later, I’ll pick slices. Lazma nilime… the only conundrum I’ll be left with is which forest to pitch my tent.

Sounds like some ga.y motto to me.

Ukinyimwa mkundu, ten years later unapatiana mkundu. @Sura Ngumu why are you both ugly and ga.y? Surely you can’t be both.