Being a midget. Ask me anything!

[kah_tony]

@pseudonym

Alright! I will ask what y’all want to know. Mnaogopa kuitwa gay .

Is the monkey myth true?
[SIZE=2]The shorter the monkey,the longer the tail? [/SIZE]

Aki ya nani…@Quanstrom wanted to ask this but nucca has been beating about the bush with dry jokes…

:D:D:D:D

[Michaelangelo]

@epoch

You should be having something that compensates your height, whether bad or good but makes you stand out. In terms of money, uko league gani? - this is one of the key strengths.

I try sir.
I made it to top 50 KCPE, top 200 KCSE and got to a góod course. Let me see what the future will bring forth. I am fairly young.

[system]

@Michaelangelo

It’s not like I am that bad looking or that my English is horrible

@Nefertities , bring the fishing rod. This one is a kipper!

[paparazzi]

@Michaelangelo

Since hapa Kenya-Talk, anyone very short is deemed as the scum of the earth, I am doing an AMA where I basically answer questions about my life as a very short person.

Basic background.
Primary nilikuwa sawa since everybody was not tall. High School, nilienda poa so my height was not equited to my abilities.

University, ni nusu nusu. There were assholes and people who were cool with me.

Huko nje, of course I get stared at a lot. Sometimes wishing the earth would just swallow me whole. And of course I get judged a lot. People stare and whisper loudly about my height. The world out here is horrible actually. Hahaha.

Ps.
The reason I am doing this is because of my own demons. Najaribu kupata a self depreciating sense of humour since I am battling depression of course.

And I also want to understand why would people go out of the way to “bully” short people even when the latter is seemingly silent na hasumbui (I am an Introvert, have very low self esteem,niko indoors 99% of time). Na what my height has got to do with normal abilities kama understanding something. Halafu, why the negativity?

Matusi zikikam please throw in a few genuine answers.

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice…

[tombayeye]

so,
[SIZE=4]Do you shop in the children’s section?
Do you date other little people?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]How do you feel about the fact that things like [/SIZE][SIZE=5]dwarf-tossing[/SIZE][SIZE=4] are actual activities people can do at parties? [/SIZE][SIZE=1]asking for Mweni,dame ya @culture…i swear[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][/SIZE]

[HABILIS]

Do midgets shit pellets?

[Michaelangelo]

@pseudonym

Alright! I will ask what y’all want to know. Mnaogopa kuitwa gay .

Is the monkey myth true?
[SIZE=2]The shorter the monkey,the longer the tail? [/SIZE]

:eek:
I didn’t expect that one from you.
It is not very true. I have googled and I am okay. Of average lengthwise. And above average girth wise. :D:D:D

[Born_Tao]

@Michaelangelo

In no particular order,
Yes, I get treated like a kid a lot by people who don’t observe to notice that I look a tad bit old. Ukiangalia vizuri, you can see my beard.

I can drive,yes, but sioni mbele vizuri and I have severe motion sickness and I hate how cars smell on the inside(fuel?, It makes me nauseous). I hate cars!

I have had several gfs. Some taller, some same size. I think I am smart so I kinda attract girls who are geeky but generally, the dating scene is horrible. Dryspell for life is my curse.:D:D

How soon do you plan to start attending wanking classes?

[Chifu]

@Kamau mbilikimo njooo saidia mwenzako kujibu maswali

[Michaelangelo]

@Tom Bayeye

so,
[SIZE=4]Do you shop in the children’s section?
Do you date other little people?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]How do you feel about the fact that things like [/SIZE][SIZE=5]dwarf-tossing[/SIZE][SIZE=4] are actual activities people can do at parties? [/SIZE][SIZE=1]asking for Mweni,dame ya @culture…i swear[/SIZE]

I am very introverted and have self esteem issues. The idea of me being in a party is very horrifying! I wouldn’t set a foot near you normal folks in a crowd even if I was paid! The experience with most people outside a party is already horrifying enough.

I already answered on clothes. The answer is yes. And I get my clothes skinned and shortened a lot.

[captain_obvious]

Is Adidas juu chini the standard kit for little people ama you’re free to wear non-Adidas apparel?

[Michaelangelo]

@admin @Deorro @Purple @Mundu Mulosi @Electronics4u
My replies are all waiting moderation. Moderate them already. They are all level headed I promise. Hakuna reply iko visible saa hii.

[Doltress]

What is your height? Do you plan on marrying a fellow midget?

[Michaelangelo]

@Adeudeu

These are not insults. The OP said we could ask anything.
@Michaelangelo

I guess I did say so.

[system]

@Michaelangelo

:eek:
I didn’t expect that one from you.
It is not very true. I have googled and I am okay. Of average lengthwise. And above average girth wise. :D:D:D

And midgets are bek in my bucket list.:rolleyes:

Sande sana.

[VictorTheLoser]

What’s the worst or most cruel comment relating to your height that someone directed to you, one that really hurt your feelings the most?

[Doltress]

@pseudonym

And midgets are bek in my bucket list.:rolleyes:

Sande sana.

[gashwin]

@pseudonym

@Nefertities , bring the fishing rod. This one is a kipper!

sardines don’t bite…perhaps a fine mesh net…

[Michaelangelo]

@Notapeoplesguy

True although I asked what’s your height or are you having problems getting to the question :p:D

I saw your question on height.

[shoti_mzito]

So, in short we just say that you are a ‘brief man’ , donge? :rolleyes::rolleyes: