Don't go to brothels kileleshwa, kilimani areas

[REPLICA]

Instance 1

There was a day I had a good business deal, I was picking some furniture from furniture place, Ile huwa riverside drive, kupeleka kileleshwa, kufika lift was faulty, ilibidii nilipe security, anisaidie kupeleka 2nd floor, the lady who was the furniture owner, was speaking funny English on the phone

Am guessing she’s from Uganda, when I reached her apartment, she sent a young teenage girl kufungua mlango, maze Ile harufu ilinigonga , when she opened the door

Alafu the young girl couldn’t even speak Swahili, even bila kuambiwa I knew it a brothell, shit I can’t imagine hizi ndio takataka kina @applebee100 na other bunnies hulipia during summer , ako ka teenage girl kanakaa tule poko twa Mombasa twenye tumebleach, alafu the face is full of dark spots

Instance 2

Hii nayo , I was with my buddy, we were meeting someone pale ibis styles, kufika the guy was already drunk, kwa hizo duka za spirit huwa hapo nyuma, we needed a document from him, nugu ilikuwa imesahau laptop, kwa his girlfriend, that is what he claimed

Ikabidii he gives me her number, niende nichukue it was just a few blocks, kufika the apartment, it was called Denis garden, kufika apartment nikaring bell

Maze wacha Dem afungue mlango, banae the whiff that hit my nose?!!!hadi macho ikakua red, harufu ya senye na condom, I knew it was a brothel immediately, alafu to make it worse, Dem anakaa balotelii amedye nywele brown, Yani kayole material

Shit, from these 2 instances , I can assure you elders, brothel in those posh neighborhoods are a no go zone, usifikirie utapata Michelle ntalami looking bitches, utapatana na @TrumanCapote and other kayole looking ratchets, who are housed by pimps

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@REPLICA

…her kayole looking ratchets, who are housed by pimps

Kuna lanye nishai kula kitambo sana. Kuma ilikuwa inanuka kama samaki za gikomba. She told me kuna summer bunnie alimlipanga for 3 weeks of her company. Nugu ilibeba lanye hadi ushago kwao kisumu. And dude paid her handsomely. Shot moja ilinishinda kumaliza…glad nilisare malanye…uvundo hutoka hapo wakipanua miguu

[applebee100]

@REPLICA

…her kayole looking ratchets, who are housed by pimps

Boss, AppleBee hakulangi lanye. Never. It’s beneath me. Tutakosana sana.

[REPLICA]

@applebee100

…angi lanye. Never. It’s beneath me. Tutakosana sana.

Sawa sawa billionaire, huko unabini wanajiita massage specialist sio lanye

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@applebee100

…angi lanye. Never. It’s beneath me. Tutakosana sana.

You would rather sit alone in a large reserved table that hire an escort?

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@applebee100

…angi lanye. Never. It’s beneath me. Tutakosana sana.

Btw wale ma 18yr old ulikuwa ume line up kulienda aje? Ama ilikuwa another hot donkeys fart?

[Mikymas]

@REPLICA

…her kayole looking ratchets, who are housed by pimps

@TrumanCapote is not ugly. She’s just on the older side of life

[cortedivoire]

Fake chieth. Harufu ya condom na pussy ni gani?

[REPLICA]

@cortedivoire

…Fake chieth. Harufu ya condom na pussy ni gani?

You live inside calabash and SJ , do you even know the smell of a fresh clean house?!! Enda ukalambe matako na huko

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@REPLICA

… a fresh clean house?!! Enda ukalambe matako na huko

Mapua ya @cortedivoire imekuwa immune…amezoea hiyo harufu imekuwa normal kwake

[REPLICA]

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA

…kuwa immune…amezoea hiyo harufu imekuwa normal kwake

Hii jamaa ni abnormal, mapua probably imeoza juu ya kudimbua matako

[Stick-Up_Kid]

@REPLICA

alafu to make it worse, Dem anakaa balotelii amedye nywele brown,

@REPLICA

… a fresh clean house?!! Enda ukalambe matako na huko

[NOKIO]

Naonanga elders Japan wakiulizia number sijui ya Rose wa Amar, Chantel SJ etc. Hizi harufu zilifanya niwache milaya. Went pale sj nikaspot big ass lanye, curvy with a dress hanging her hips and ass. Long story short, lanye alikuwa ananyesha plus harufu ya meffi. That smell ilikaa kwa mapua for one week buana. Those women are dirty

Milaya tuwachie kijiji mad man @cortedivoire aendelee kulamba na kupanua

[epoch]

Are you a messenger? Usikubali mwanaume mwenzako akutume ufanye errands. Harufu zingine ni za kujiletea.

[Hogifoy]

@NOKIO

…tuwachie kijiji mad man aendelee kulamba na kupanua

Beshte yangu alilewa akaleta two milaya from blackyz, they were beautiful but mwenye nilipata alikuwa ananyesha. The smell never left my nose. Nilitupa sheets na duvet. That smell na ile ya fish is something every man should meet to be reminded of the importance of making good choices.

[Lord_Wanaruona]

[NOKIO]

@Hogifoy

…e reminded of the importance of making good choices.

Hakuna kitu mbaya kama smell ya mnyesho

[poyoloko]

A girl who can’t maintain oral hygiene siwezi kula food amepika.like wtf nilipata siku moja @Nguyen234 na tissue Kwa matako

[mzeemashavu]

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA

… nilisare malanye…uvundo hutoka hapo wakipanua miguu

people still doubt that these cheap whores you see in town still go to Kilimani, Kileleshwa and other uptown neighbourhods to hawk flesh at exaggerated prices…

[Solutions]

@REPLICA

… a fresh clean house?!! Enda ukalambe matako na huko

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